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I have 1000 posts - thats all I care about. :huh:

 

And now I'm a twunt.

 

All of the above again.....so on and so forth......blah blah blah. :angel3:

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I have 1000 posts - thats all I care about. :huh:

Now you're a Twunt :angel3: Go on, take the leap, you know you want to! :D

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To hell with it, I'll post again just to get that status :angel3: .

 

I did tell the mods and admin that I wanted no special treatment but they do insist om changing the rules for me..... :D

 

Now I can die happy!

 

[Edit] Thank you Lady G. :huh:

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..they do insist om changing the rules for me...

Usually I just change your spelling, but I'll make an exception in this case :angel3:

 

Congratulations!

 

[Colour=Royal Purple] :huh:

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Curses, another couple of days and she still breathes. Must be all the good karma from those philanthropic acts. But even karma runs out eventually.

 

Astor: Die! Die! Die!

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To hell with it, I'll post again just to get that status.

:angel3::huh::D:eshock::eshock::D:eshock::):eshock:Congrats!! ;):eshock::electr2::eshock::electr2::electr2::eshock::eshock::eshock:

 

(I did try to give you more fireworks, but I wasn't allowed to :( )

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Almost a week since my last bit of black magic.

 

Astor, do summat philanthropic and let me win that damn bet. DIE!

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Almost a week since my last bit of black magic.

 

Astor, do summat philanthropic and let me win that damn bet. DIE!

Ahh black magick? I hope so to that Mrs.Astor croaks before

the years end, Although i wouldn't be suprised to hear that

you suddenly became ill. :old:

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Funny you should mention that, I had a dream last night where I'd turned into a 103 year old frail American woman and I was visited by a physically fit Cumbrian bloke who'd just started giving away money to good causes.

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Funny you should mention that, I had a dream last night where I'd turned into a 103 year old frail American woman

Explain to me how frail you felt?

 

From there i should be able to judge. :lol:

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Just the thought of an orgasm made me pass out. Oh yeah, and the bedclothes felt heavy.

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Just the thought of an orgasm made me pass out. Oh yeah, and the bedclothes felt heavy.

Go get your coat!

:(

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I'm not budging from this thread until Banshees pronounces the promised judgement.

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I'm not budging from this thread until Banshees pronounces the promised judgement.

Well you caught me at one hell of a good time/

 

I say Brooke Astor is 103 years old and even if in

your dream she felt like a billion dollers......

 

That bitch is gonna croak. ;)

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Probably because she's fairly well off.

There have been major scientific advances in anti-ageing and these are sure to improve as time goes progresses.

 

Looks like we had better get prepared to wait longer for death. :lol:

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people will inevitably be able to address ageing just as effectively as they address many other diseases

 

Ah yes, age isn't just like a disease, it IS a disease. :P

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age isn't just like a disease, it IS a disease.

 

Technically speaking, it isn't. It's the cumulative impact of a combination of factors. Hence its irregular showing on the subjects of our posts. Brooke Astor has looked after herself very well, meaning she's likely to outlive George Best and Muhammad Ali - who have both allowed their bodies to be subjected to serious punlishment - by decades.

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age isn't just like a disease, it IS a disease.

 

Technically speaking, it isn't. It's the cumulative impact of a combination of factors. Hence its irregular showing on the subjects of our posts. Brooke Astor has looked after herself very well, meaning she's likely to outlive George Best and Muhammad Ali - who have both allowed their bodies to be subjected to serious punlishment - by decades.

I know, I was making fun of the way that the article Windsor posted phrased it.

 

I'm pretty terrible with internet sarcasm. :unsure:

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I'm pretty terrible with internet sarcasm. :unsure:

I gave up on sarcasm ages ago.

 

Now I just act plain stupid instead. ;)

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she's likely to outlive George Best

 

At last, MFC makes a good call!

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I'm pretty terrible with internet sarcasm.  <_<

I gave up on sarcasm ages ago.

 

Now I just act plain stupid instead. :D

The fools and the jokers win in the end. I've had times

in my life where things that had no humor at all gave

me the most laughs ever.

 

Though it's very difficult to explain. It would have

to be witnessed. Or actually experienced.

 

Something that may relate would be perhaps

Tempus Fugit's signiture. And to that I can

only agree.

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