The 2019 Deathlist Cup

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3^rd round masterlist

1.       Ady Barkan – Torva

2.       Pope Benedict XVI – TQR

3.       Kathleen Blanco – Torva,  Pedro*, Chorizo

4.       Leah Bracknell – TQR, Key

5.       Micah Bowie – Clorox, Hatter

6.       Bouteflika - Biblio

7.       Anne Buydens – Book, Key

8.       Pat Carroll - Biblio

9.       Keith Cass –Banana

10.   Beth Chapman – Key*

11.   Beverly Cleary - Biblio

12.   Johnny Clegg – Book, Bou

13.   Noel Conway – TQR

14.   Tim Conway – Bou, Hatter

15.   Stanley Crouch – Reptile, DI, Rad, Spade

16.   Sprent Dabwido – Banana, Book, Reptile, Bou, Clorox, DI, Rad, Hatter*, Chorizo

17.   Tommy DeVito - DI

18.   Tommy Donbavand – TQR, Reptile, Clorox, DI, Rad, Chorizo*

19.   Pau Dones – Reptile

20.   Freeman Dyson - Biblio

21.   Jill Gascoine - Pedro

22.   Ed Genson – Banana, Reptile, Chorizo

23.   Ellen Gibb - Clorox

24.   Greg Gilbert – Book

25.   Pavlo Gryb - Rad

26.   George Guidotti – Bou

27.   Aminul Haque - DI

28.   Lll Queenie Harris – Banana, deadsox, Reptile, Rad, Pedro, Hatter

29.   Oliver Harrison - Spade

30.   Bob Hawke – Book, Torva, Bou, Biblio

31.   Mahmadali Hayit - Rad

32.   Bill Heine – Banana, TQR, Reptile*, Torva, Clorox, DI, Rad, Choriz

33.   John Allman Hemingway - Pedro

34.   Polly Higgins – Banana, Reptile, DI, Rad, spade

35.   Rick Hilton (comedian) - Reptile

36.   Chiemi Hori - Reptile

37.   Fast Freddie Horton – Banana

38.   Katherine Jackson - Pedro

39.   Clive James – TQR, Key

40.   Deborah James – TQR

41.   Olivia Newton John - Hatter

42.   Grace Jones (old) – Book

43.   WT Johnson  - Chorizo

44.   Lee Kerslake – Book, TQR*, deadsox, Torva, Bou*, Key, Pedro, Hatter, Bibli

45.   Dilip Kumar - Key

46.   Sam Lloyd – Book, TQR, Bou, Clorox

47.   Vera Lynn - Biblio

48.   Mahendran – Banana, Clorox, DI, Spade

49.   D Mc3w3n – deadsox

50.   Vonda McIntyre – DI*

51.   Bat McGrath – deadsox, Torva, Bou, DI, Rad, Hatter, Spade, Chorizo

52.   Maurice Mousdon - Pedro

53.   Robert Mugabe – Key, Hatter

54.   Lee Noble - Spade

55.   Brooks Patterson – Bou

56.   IM Pei - Biblio

57.   David Powlison - deadsox

58.   Genesis P-orridge – TQR, Reptile, Torva, Clorox, Chorizo

59.   Yisroel Avrohom Portugal (NY charity boss) – Spade*

60.   Fernando Ricksen – Torva, Key, Spade, Chorizo

61.   Fred Rister – deadsox, Spade

62.   Maria Robucci – TQR, Pedro, Chorizo

63.   Randy Romero – Torva

64.   Paul Severs - Clorox

65.   Grant Sheridan – Banana

66.   Jimmy Spicer – deadsox, Torva

67.   John Starling – Banana, Book*, deadsox*, torva*, Bou, Rad, Pedro, Hatter, Chorizo

68.   Nobby Stiles – Pedro

69.   Joni Eareckson Tada - Spade

70.   Chng Seok Tin – Deadsox

71.   Peter Tobin – Deadsox

72.   Ly Tong – Clorox*, Rad*, Spade

73.   Brian Travers - Hatter

74.   Alex Trebek – Bou, DI

75.   Jean Louis Trintignant – Clorox, Key, Pedro, Hatter, Biblio

76.   Marieke Vervoort – Key

77.   James Watson – Biblio*

78.   Archbishop Rembert Weakland – Banana*

79.   Herman Wouk - Biblio

80.   Rachel Zoll - deadsox

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Round 3

1.       The Mad Hatter vs Boudicca

2.       Rad vs Banana

3.       John Key vs Death Impends

4.       The Quim Reaper vs Book

5.       Gcreptile vs Pedro

6.       Chorizo vs Torva Messor

7.       Bibliogryphon vs Spade Cooley

8.       Deadsox vs Clorox

 

 

 

 

The Mad Hatter- (Dabwido* Travers, Starling, Harris, McGrath, Conway T, Trintignant, Bowie, ON John, Kerslake, Mugabe)

Vs Boudicca – (Lloyd, Clegg, Hawke, Kerslake*, Patterson, Starling, McGrath, Trebek, Dabwido, Conway T, Guidotti)

 

 

Rad-  (Crouch, Dabwido, Donbavand, Gryb, Hayit, Heine, Higgins, McGrath, Starling, Tong*, Harris)

Vs Banana (Starling, Harris, Weakland*, Heine, Dabwido, Sheridan, Mahendran, Horton, Genson, Cass, Higgins)

 

 

John Key – (Bracknell, Mugabe, Vervoort, Kerslake, Chapman*, Kumar, Blanco, C James, Buydens, Ricksen, Trintignant)

Vs Death Impends – (McIntyre*, Higgins, Donbavand Trebek, McGrath, Heine, DeVito, Crouch, Dabwido, Haque, Mahendran)

 

 

The Quim Reaper (Kerslake*, Lloyd, Bracknell, Heine, Conway N, Porridge, Robucci, Benny 16, Donbavand, James C, James D)

Vs Book (Buydens, Hawke, Jones G, Gilbert, Trintiignant, Starling*, Clegg, Blanco, Kerslake, Lloyd, Dabwido)

 

 

Gcreptile (Heine*, Hori, Higgins, Donbavand, Dones, Crouch, Genson, Hilton, Porridge, Dabwido, Harris)

Vs Pedro – (Trintignant, Blanco*, Robucci, Hemingway, Starling, Jackson, Harris, Stiles, Kerslake, Gascoigne, Mounsdon)

 

 

Chorizo –(Donbavand*, Genson, Johnson, Heine, Porridge, Dabwido, Blanco, Ricksen, Starling, Robucci, McGrath)

Vs Torva (Starling*, Kerslake, Ricksen, Barkan, Hawke, McGrath, Romero, Heine, Porridge, Spicer, Blanco)

 

 

Bibliogrypon (Watson*, Pei, Cleary, Dyson, Lynn, Wouk, Hawke, Trintignant, Kerslake, Carroll, Bouteflika)

Vs Spade Cooley – (Portugal*, Crouch, Tada, Harrison, Higgins, Mahendran, McGrath, Noble, Ricksen, Rister, Tong)

 

 

Deadsox (Harris, Kerslake, McEwen, McGrath, Powlison, Rister, Spicer, Starling*, Tin, Tobin, Zoll)

Vs Clorox- (Bowie, Dabwido, Donbavand, Gibb, Heine, Lloyd, Mahendran, Porridge, Severs, Tong*, Trintignant)

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Qfinals

1.       The Quim Reaper or Book vs The Mad Hatter or Boudicca

2.       Charon or Bibliogryphon or Spade Cooley vs John Key or Death Impends

3.       Gcreptile or Pedro v Rad or Banana

4.       Deadsox or Clorox vs Chorizo or Torva

[Banana 859]

Literally minutes after the deadline news circulating that rapper Nipsey Hussle was shot multiple times outside his shop

[Joey Russ 7,229]

A little disappointed that I was one team away from making it to the next round, but hey, that’s the luck of the draw. Here’s what would’ve been my team: 

1. Polly Higgins (joker)

2. Sprent Dabwido

3. Genesis P-orridge

4. Tommy Donbavand

5. J Mahendran

6. Bill Heine

7. Mahmadali Hayit

8. Stanley Crouch

9. Roz Patterson

10. Abdelaziz Bouteflika

11. Jimmy Spicer

[Banana 859]

I'm missing Higgins from my team as well @msc

[Torva Messor 280]

Vonda McIntyre? I went to a party at her house decades ago.

[Book 3,561]

8 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

 

Cheers Mary! 'Twas a close one.

 

@Book. You see what I'm capable of. Start worrying*.

 

*Don't bother. You'll probably piss all over my team.

 

Ooh, I'm scared to death!

Good luck to your team.

 

And congrats to @Bibliogryphon, well done!!!

[Spade_Cooley 9,542]

Just so it doesn't look like I'm really reaching, my joker isn't a charity chief, he's the grand rabbi of the Skulen dynasty. Among other things, he believes it's against Jewish tenets to own a computer with internet access.

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

I am such a jammy bastard. Here in the third round without a single hit. WOW.

 

Thanks for the oppotunity although I am now expecting to be serious trounced by @Spade_Cooley

[Spade_Cooley 9,542]

20 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

I am such a jammy bastard. Here in the third round without a single hit. WOW.

 

Thanks for the oppotunity although I am now expecting to be serious trounced by @Spade_Cooley

Don't be so sure. Your team of workmanlike watercarrier picks is giving me horrible flashbacks to my elimination last year, when my squad of fancy high-faluting non-celebs was trounced by Billy Graham and pals.

[Grim Up North 3,727]

Well done Captain Chorizo - last time I won on a coin toss, this time you won on your joker pick - so I think that over two ties we've had exactly same selections die!

 

Good luck in next round. Cheers, GUN.

[Pedro67 232]

My greatest ever deadpooling achievement.15 hours in and I'm still level Gc-reaper :-)

[gcreptile 10,979]

23 minutes ago, Pedro67 said:

My greatest ever deadpooling achievement.15 hours in and I'm still level Gc-reaper :-)

I'm so overrated, but thanks nonetheless!

Best of luck!

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

Good luck to @Book in the next round.

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

6 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Don't be so sure. Your team of workmanlike watercarrier picks is giving me horrible flashbacks to my elimination last year, when my squad of fancy high-faluting non-celebs was trounced by Billy Graham and pals.

 

I have just looked at your team. Where do you find these people. The only one I am familiar with is Fernando Ricksen.

[TQR 14,408]

1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Good luck to @Book in the next round.

 

Cheers mate.

[Banana 859]

Haven’t said it yet but thanks to @Joey Russ for putting up a fight. Sucks that we had to go up against each other so early, but it would have happened eventually

[deadsox 894]

I'm happy for my lucky escape from The Dead Cow.

 

Best of luck in April Clorox.

[Spade_Cooley 9,542]

 

Does Vos Is Neizas, "the voice of the Orthodox Jewish community", count as a QO?

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5 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

 

Does Vos Is Neizas, "the voice of the Orthodox Jewish community", count as a QO?

 

Jury says yes. Noted Cup escapologist Biblio in a bit of a bind already.

 

Round 3

1.       The Mad Hatter vs Boudicca 0-0

2.       Rad vs Banana 0-0

3.       John Key vs Death Impends 0-0

4.       The Quim Reaper vs Book 0-0

5.       Gcreptile vs Pedro 0-0

6.       Chorizo vs Torva Messor 0-0

7.       Bibliogryphon vs Spade Cooley 0-8

8.       Deadsox vs Clorox 0-0

[Banana 859]

Yikes

[Joey Russ 7,229]

Bad time to be a unique joker so far, as Vonda McIntyre has died.

Surely she’ll get more, but I guess this is good enough for now?

[gcreptile 10,979]

I assume this is the picked Mahendran:

https://www.thenewsminute.com/article/big-loss-cinema-veteran-director-actor-j-mahendran-no-more-99325

[Bibliogryphon 9,592]

22 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Don't be so sure. Your team of workmanlike watercarrier picks is giving me horrible flashbacks to my elimination last year, when my squad of fancy high-faluting non-celebs was trounced by Billy Graham and pals.

Well any hope that gave me didn't last long.