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Sir Creep's Entry:

1. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
2. Terry Jones
3. President Donald Trump
4. Linda Nolan

5. Marieke Vervoort
6. Dick Van Dyke

7. Greg Gilbert

8. Clive James
9. Billy Connoly

10. Valerie Harper

11. Paul Gascoigne

12. Jill Gascoigne

13. Henry Kissinger

14. Doris Day

15. Betty White

16. Jimmy Greaves

17. Queen Elizabeth II

18. Bob Dole

19. Bill Turnbull

20. Leslie Phillips

21. Carol Channing

22. George Alagiah

23. Olivia Newton-John

24. Pope Benedict XVI

25. John McCririck

 

Sub: Vera Lynn

 

(Edit: with Channing’s death, Vera Lynn moves into her slot.  My new Sub as of 15 Jan is Nobby Stiles).

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4 minutes ago, msc said:

1.      Fernando Ricksen

2.      John McCririck

3.      Johnny Clegg

4.      Andrew McGahan

5.      Kathleen Blanco

6.      Lee Kerslake

7.      Andrew Fairlie

8.      Jean Louis Trintignant

9.      Leah Bracknell

10.  Bob Dole

11.  Bob Hawke

12.  Kirk Douglas

13.  Olivia de Havilland

14.  Jimmy Carter

15.  Nobby Stiles

16.  Jimmy Greaves

17.  Valerie Harper

18.  Stirling Moss

19.  Bob Barker

20.  Clive James

21.  Herman Wouk

22.  Robert Mugabe

23.  Vera Lynn

24.  Henry Kissinger

25.  Prince Philip

SUB – Beth Chapman

 

 

 


Is this a Seinfeld 'opposite' day?

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1. Donald Trump 

2. Dick Van Dyke

3. Queen Elizabeth 2

4. Paul Gascoigne

5. Pope Benedict

6. Jimmy Greaves

7. Billy Connelly

8. Michael Robinson

9. Bob Hawke 

10. Henry Kissinger

11. Jimmy Carter

12. Betty White

13.Ruth Bader Ginsburg

14. Valerie Harper

15. Linda Nolan

16. Prunella Scales

17. Bob Dole

18.Doris Day

19. Leslie Phelps

20. Pete Frates

21. Prince Phillips

22. June Brown

23. John Andreotti

24. Beth Chapman

25. Terry Jones..

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June brown will now take Channings place
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12 minutes ago, The Mad Hatter said:

1. Donald Trump 

2. Dick Van Dyke

3. Queen Elizabeth 2

4. Paul Gascoigne

5. Pope Benedict

6. Jimmy Greaves

7. Billy Connelly

8. Michael Robinson

9. Bob Hawke 

10. Henry Kissinger

11. Jimmy Carter

12. Betty White

13.Ruth Bader Ginsburg

14. Valerie Harper

15. Linda Nolan

16. Prunella Scales

17. Bob Dole

18.Doris Day

19. Leslie Phelps

20. Pete Crates

21. June Brown 

22. Carol Channing

23. John Andreotti

24. Beth Chapman

25. Terry Jones..

 

June Brown can be your sub, but not in your 25 as it stands. I'll need another name from you on the main team.

 

ETA your institution of Phil the Greek into June Brown's spot has been noted.

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I'm not happy, gone on pure instinct again. I expect a bad year....

 

Here's my team:

 

01. Paul Gascoigne

02. Donald Trump

03. Prunella Scales

04. Jimmy Greaves

05. Linda Nolan

06. Pete Frates

07. Marieke Vervoort

08. Queen Elizabeth II

09. Doris Day

10. Jill Gascoine

11. Tim Conway

12. Stirling Moss

13. Jimmy Carter

14. Carol Channing DNS Billy Connolly

15. Robert Mugabe

16. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

17.  Olivia de Havilland

18. Vera Lynn

19. Henry Kissinger

20. Nobby Stiles

21. Bill Turnbull

22. Olivia Newton-John

23. Prince Philip

24. Terry Jones

25.  Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI

Sub:

June Brown

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Edited for Channing's early death
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Team name: "O"

 

1.Linda Nolan
2. Dick Van Dyke
3. Queen Elizabeth II
4. Billy Connolly
5. Jimmy Carter
6. Prunella Scales
7. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
8. Paul Gascoigne
9. Carol Channing DNS
10. John Andretti
11. Donald Trump
12. Olivia De Havilland
13. Michael Robinson
14. Bill Turnbull
15. Beth Chapman
16. Benedikt XVI
17. Betty White
18. Valerie Harper
19. Prince Philip
20. Terry Jones
21. Marieke Vervoort
22. Olivia Newton-John
23. Leah Bracknell
24. Tim Conway

25. Jimmy Greaves

Sub: Clive James

 

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Current Score: 76 pts

 

1) Donald Trump
2) Paul Gascoigne
3) Billy Connolly
4) Valerie Harper (8/30/19)
5) Linda Nolan
6) Pete Frates (12/9/19)
7) Marieke Vervoot (10/22/19)
8) Olivia Newton-John
9) Jean-Louis Trintignant
10) Jimmy Greaves
11) Stirling Moss
12) Ruth Bader Ginsburg
13) Prunella Scales
14) Dick Van Dyke
15) Queen Elizabeth II
16) Betty White
17) Jimmy Carter
18) John McCririck (7/5/19)
19) Terry Jones
20) Jill Gascoine
21) Pope Benedict XVI
22) Beth Chapman (6/26/19)
23) Fernando Ricksen (9/18/19)
24) Greg Gilbert
25) Henry Kissinger

 

Sub: June Brown

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1.Ruth Bader Ginsburg
2. Pete Frates
3. Dick Van Dyke
4.Donald Trump
5.Queen Liz II
6.John Andretti
7.Leah Bracknell
8.Linda Nolan
9.Marieke Vervoort
10.Jimmy Carter
11.Billy Connolly
12.Gerg Gilbert
13.Jimmy Greaves
14.Bill Turnbull
15.Valerie Harper
16.Pope Nazi
17.Betty White
18.Terry Jones
19.Henry Kissinger

20.Carol Channing
21.Nobby Stiles
22.Prince Phillip
23.Doris Day
24.Olivia Newton-John
25.Beloved Poster Robert Mugabe
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June Brown

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Good Eveming,

 

Seems like a happy sort of game for these parts! My entry for this pool;

 

1 Paul Gascoigne

2 Queem Elizabeth 2

3 Linda Nolan

4 Donald Trump

5 Billy Connolly 

6 Terry Jones

7 Pope Ben

8 Bill Turnbull 

9 Jimmy Carter

10 Olivia De Havilland 

11 Prince Philip 

12 Ruth Bader Ginsburg 

13 Dick van Dyke

14 Doris Day 

15 Vera Lynn

16 George Alagiah 

17 Robert Mugabe 

18 Prunella Scales 

19 Carol Channing

20 Betty White

21 Beth Chapman

22 Stirling Moss

23 Jean Louis Trintignant 

24 Leah Bracknell 

25  Leslie Phillips

 

Sub June Brown.

 

Thank you @Death Impends for organising. 

 

 

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Here's my list, thanks for putting this on.

 

1. Tim Conway

2. Dick van Dyke

3. Marieke Vervoort

4. Billy Connolly

5. Queen Elizabeth

6. Paul Gascoine

7. Donald Trump

8. Jimmy Carter

9.  Linda Nolan

10. Prunella Scales

11. Bob Barker

12. Carol Channing

13. Pete Frates

14. Greg Gilbert

15. Jimmy Greaves

16. Leslie Phillips

17. Prince Phillip

18. Nobby Stiles

19. Henry Kissinger

20. Robert Mugabe

21. Betty White

22. Pope Emeritus Benedict

23. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

24. Bob Dole

25. Johnny Clegg

 

 

 

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Thanks for organising this one. My team is :

  1. Paul Gascoigne
  2. Queen Elizabeth II
  3. Donald Trump
  4. Michael Robinson
  5. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI
  6. Billy Connolly
  7. Dick Van Dyke
  8. John Andretti
  9. Jill Gascoine
  10. Stirling Moss
  11. Terry Jones
  12. George Alagiah
  13. Prince Philip
  14. Olivia Newton-John
  15. Nobby Stiles
  16. Doris Day
  17. Henry Kissinger
  18. Linda Nolan
  19. Kirk Douglas
  20. Bob Barker
  21. Bob Hawke
  22. Clive James
  23. Vera Lynn
  24. Leslie Phillips
  25. Robert Mugabe

sub Betty White

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FixedBusiness: Are You Dead Yet? I Hope Not!
1. Paul Gascoigne
2. Billy Connolly
3. Terry Jones
4. Vera Lynn
5. Linda Nolan
6. Marieke Vervoort
7. Dick Van Dyke
8. Donald Trump
9. Prunella Scales
10. June Brown
11. Doris Day
12. Jimmy Carter
13. Queen Elizabeth II
14. Betty White
15. Olivia Newton John
16. Michael Robinson
17. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
18. Olivia de Havilland
19. Bill Turnbull
20. Pope Benedict
21. Robert Mugabe
22. Jimmy Greaves
23. Greg Gilbert
24. Valerie Harper
25. Beth Chapman

 

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1 Billy Connolly

2 Paul Gascoigne

3 Donald Trump

4 Ruth Bader Ginsburg

5 Queen Elizabeth II

6 Jimmy Carter

7 Dick Van Dyke

8 Greg Gilbert

9 Linda Nolan

10 Olivia de Havilland

11 Bill Turnbull

12 Marieke Vervoort

13 Pete Frates

14 John Andretti

15 Valerie Harper

16 Terry Jones

17 Betty White

18 Doris Day

19 Beth Chapman

20 Prince Philip

21 Prunella Scales

22 Vera Lynn

23 George Alagiah

24 Henry Kissinger

25 Bob Barker

 

Sub: Robert Mugabe

 

EDIT: And that's it for my semi-serious attempt.

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Quimmortality:

 

1) Queen Elizabeth II

2) Linda Nolan

3) Donald Trump

4) Paul Gascoigne

5) Dick Van Dyke

6) Betty White

7) Doris Day

8) Olivia de Havilland

9) Jimmy Carter

10) Carol Channing (died before start, thank sod) June Brown

11) Billy Connolly

12) Vera Lynn

13) Prince Philip

14) Greg Gilbert

15) Bob Dole

16) Ruth Bader Ginsburg

17) Henry Kissinger

18) Michael Robinson

19) Olivia Newton-John

20) Kirk Douglas

21) Robert Mugabe

22) Jimmy Greaves

23) Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI

24) Marieke Vervoort

25) John Andretti

 

SUB: Angela Lansbury

 

 

Yeah, apart from the top 6 or 7, most of this is utterly, utterly foolish. But a lot of the names are on my shadow list, so they’re bound not to die.

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Amended to account for Carol's death
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Here I come!

 

1) Queen Elizabeth II

2) Donald Trump

3) Prince Philip

4) Linda Nolan

5) Jimmy Carter

6) Paul Gascoigne

7) Doris Day

8) Betty White

9) Henry Kissinger

10) Kirk Douglas

11) Jimmy Carter

12) Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI

13) Bob Hawke

14) Tim Conway

15) Doris Day

16) John Andretti

17) Herman Wouk

18) Ruth Bader Ginsburg

19) Billy Connolly

20) Andrew McGahan

21) Prunella Scales

22) Jean-Louis Trintignant

23) Greg Gilbert

24) Pete Frates

25) Carol Channing

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Sub June Brown

 

 

 

 

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I presume the top is the person you least think will die and further down the list you a little less confident of their survival?

 

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On 03/01/2019 at 09:17, Death Impends said:

Rank your list in order of least likely to die to least least likely to die.

 

14 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

I presume the top is the person you least think will die and further down the list you a little less confident of their survival?

 

Can’t be clearer than that, surely? :lol:

 

I’d presume you’re right. ‘Least least’ = most, is my interpretation.

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01. Donald Trump

02. Linda Nolan

03. Paul Gascoigne

04. Dick van Dyke

05. Queen Elizabeth II

06. Ruth Bader Ginsberg

07. Terry Jones

08. Jimmy Carter

09. Michael Robinson

10. Billy Connolly

11. Bill Turnbull

12. Doris Day

13. Henry Kissinger

14. Jimmy Greaves

15. Prunella Scales

16. Tim Conway

17. John Andretti

18. Pete Frates

19. Valerie Harper

20. Carol Channing

20. Olivia de Havilland

21. Marieke Vervoort

22. Clive James

23. Beth Chapman

24. Leslie Phillips

25. George Alagiah

 

Sub: George Alagiah  June Brown

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1.     Donald Trump

2.     Linda Nolan

3.     Queen Elizabeth 2nd

4.     Dick Van Dyke

5.     Marieke Vervoort

6.     June Brown.

7.     Paul Gaisgoine

8.     Billy Connoly

9.     Jimmy Carter

10.  Terry Jones

11.  Bill Turnbill

12.  Beth Chapman

13.  John Andretti

14.  Prunella Scales

15.  Bob Barker

16.  Ruth Bader Gingsburg

17.  Henry Kissinger

18.  Pete Frates

19.  Greg Gilbert

20.  Andrew McGahan 

21.  Tim Conway

22.  Lee Kerslake

23.  Micheal Robinson

24.  Fernando Ricksen

25.  Jean-Louis Trintignant

Sub- Angela Lansbury

 

 

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1. Donald Trump

2. Paul Gascoigne

3. Terry Jones

4. Queen Elizabeth II

5. Prince Philip

6. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

7. Jimmy Carter

8. Jimmy Greaves

9. Michael Robinson

10. Billy Connolly

11. Bill Turnbull

12. Stirling Moss

13. Bob Dole

14. Carol Channing

15. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI

16. John Andretti

17. Bob Barker

18. Tim Conway

19. Dick Van Dyke

20. Betty White

21. Henry Kissinger

22. Leslie Phillips

23. Doris Day

24. Beth Chapman

25. Kathleen Blanco

 

Sub: June Brown

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Here is my list for 2019:

 

1. Queen Elizabeth II

2.Henry Kissinger

3. Donald Trump

4.Betty White

5. Dick Van Dyke

6. Bob Barker

7. June Brown 

8. Doris Day :rip: :(

9. Linda Nolan

10. Herman Wouk :rip: :(

11. Jimmy Carter

12. Paul Gascoigne

13. Bob Dole 

14. Valerie Harper :rip: :(

15. Billy Connolly

16. Vera Lynn

17. Olivia de Havilland

18. Greg Gilbert

19. Terry Jones

20. Prunella Scales

21. Leah Bracknell :rip: :mellow:

22. Bill Turnbull

23. Prince Philip

24. Pete Frates :rip: :(

25. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI

 

New Sub.:

Angela Lansbury

 

Edited by theoldlady
Edited to show the passing of Frates, Leah Bracknell, Valerie Harper, Herman Wouk and Doris Day
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OK one after the other after the other is being turned in with no Greg Gilbert.  Did I fucking miss something?  He's a whining cunt, that I didn't miss.  And unless someone proves otherwise, he will be a whining cunt in 2020.

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Non Passant:

  1. QE2
  2. Paul Gascoigne
  3. Donald Trump
  4. Terry Jones
  5. Linda Nolan
  6. Billy Connolly
  7. Pete Frates
  8. Dick Van Dyke
  9. Tim Conway
  10. Olivia Neutron Bomb
  11. Doris Day
  12. Jimmy Carter
  13. John Andretti
  14. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
  15. Phil the Greek
  16. Bill Turnbull
  17. Carol Channing June Brown
  18. Prunella Scales
  19. Betty White
  20. Marieke Vervoort
  21. Pope
  22. Michael Robinson
  23. Valerie Harper
  24. Jill Gascoine
  25. Beth Chapman

Sub: Dot Cotton

Sub2: Andrew McGahan

Thanks DI for the work running this.

 

Edited, cause I'm stupid and just realised I put Linda Nolan in twice. Moved pope to #21 from sub, and put June Brown into sub. Hope that's ok.

Edited (again!), Carol Channing far from lasting the predicted 12 months cannot manage a week and thus even make the starting line. June Brown from sub to 17, new sub Andrew McGahan.

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1. Queen Elizabeth II
2. Paul Gascoigne
3. Donald Trump
4. Bill Turnbull
5. Linda Nolan
6. Dick van Dyke
7. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
8. Olivia Newton-John
9. Prunella Scales
10. Billy Connolly
11. John Andretti
12. Leah Bracknell
13. Betty White
14. George Alagiah
15. Greg Gilbert
16. Valerie Harper
17. Marieke Vervoort
18. John McCririck
19. Olivia de Havilland
20. Prince Phillip
21. Michael Robinson
22. Jimmy Greaves
23. Vera Lynn
24. Beth Chapman
25. Pope Benedict XVI
sub:
June Brown

 

For fuck sake, these were some really tough choices. It's not an easy year for the Inverse DP at all.

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1. Donald Trump

2.Paul Gascoigne

3.Linda nolan

4. Queen Elizabeth II

5. Terry Jones

6. Prunella Scales

7. Pope `emeritus Benedict

8. Carol Channing

9. Dick Van Dyke

10. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

11. Jimmy Carter

12. Billy Connolly

13. Beth Chapman

14. Olivia Newton-John

15. Michael Robinson

16. Prince Philip

17. Greg Gilbert

18. Marieke Verwort

19. Olivia De Havilland

20. Doris Day

21. Betty White

22. John McCririck

23. John Andretti

24. Jill Gascoine

25. Clive James

 

sub June Brown.

 

Thanks for running.

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