Dying Probably 579 Posted July 3, 2020 I feel like they'll turn him in in a few years then he will "mysteriously die" on the plane over! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted July 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Dying Probably said: I feel like they'll turn him in in a few years then he will "mysteriously die" on the plane over! Charlie wouldn't think twice about turning him over. Lizzie won't do it as he's her favourite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dying Probably 579 Posted July 3, 2020 Just now, DCI Frank Burnside said: Charlie wouldn't think twice about turning him over. Lizzie won't do it as he's her favourite That's very probable. Maybe Lizzie will die then this will happen? Oh, and by "mysteriously died" I mean he did an Epstein. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted July 5, 2020 Interesting choice of words from the Telegraph 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 5, 2020 2 hours ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: Interesting choice of words from the Telegraph Sunday Times today basically suggesting Ghilane might have been co-operating for a while and the "arrest" announcement was basically the excuse to put that stuff in public domain. Either way, it's a criminal investigation, she could be facing 35 years and shopping others is the shortest way to avoid a long sentence. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted July 5, 2020 This Andrew business could finish old Phil off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted July 5, 2020 Hmmmmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 5, 2020 Well, I cannot possibly see him going to prison but I do see him going into complete exile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCI Frank Burnside 3,887 Posted July 5, 2020 They'll do a Duke Of Windsor on it when he was made Governor of the Bahamas. They'll Make him the Governor of somewhere out of the way like the Falklands or St Helena etc.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,607 Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: They'll do a Duke Of Windsor on it when he was made Governor of the Bahamas. They'll Make him the Governor of somewhere like the Falklands or St Helena etc.... No chance - that would involve the government having to get publicly involved and they running a mile from getting publicly involved in this and Harry/Meghan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted July 5, 2020 27 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: They'll do a Duke Of Windsor on it when he was made Governor of the Bahamas. They'll Make him the Governor of somewhere out of the way like the Falklands or St Helena etc.... Southern Thule! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: They'll do a Duke Of Windsor on it when he was made Governor of the Bahamas. They'll Make him the Governor of somewhere out of the way like the Falklands or St Helena etc.... Nah, (seriously) that's still too good for him. Public life is over for him. The car crash of a documentary about Andrew and Fergie "The Duke and Duchess of Disaster" on Channel Five last night suggested they'd remarry. If they do, only reality television would have them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted July 5, 2020 1 hour ago, DCI Frank Burnside said: They'll do a Duke Of Windsor on it when he was made Governor of the Bahamas. They'll Make him the Governor of somewhere out of the way like the Falklands or St Helena etc.... They won't Duke of Windsor is a recognition of him as part of the royal family, reality is if even half of what's rumoured about Andrew is true he'll probably be stripped of all royal titles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, I cannot possibly see him going to prison but I do see him going into complete exile. He pretty much is there - I did find myself wondering what the fuck he actually does all day, apart from snack - watching the documentary yesterday he was half as wide in 1982 as he is now 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,144 Posted July 5, 2020 3 hours ago, CoffinLodger said: This Andrew business could finish old Phil off Why? It's not as though he's his so 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dying Probably 579 Posted July 6, 2020 On 05/07/2020 at 16:29, DCI Frank Burnside said: Interesting choice of words from the Telegraph Oh for god sake. Just give the asshole over already! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 6, 2020 20 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: He pretty much is there - I did find myself wondering what the fuck he actually does all day, apart from snack - watching the documentary yesterday he was half as wide in 1982 as he is now Aye that Pizza Express in Woking does a fine all you can eat lunchtime buffet so I hear. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,228 Posted July 9, 2020 Nothing suspicious at all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miracle Aligner 249 Posted July 9, 2020 On 06/07/2020 at 17:37, Dying Probably said: Oh for god sake. Just give the asshole over already! Isn't that what got these two into so much trouble in the first place? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man About The Forum 78 Posted July 9, 2020 On 05/07/2020 at 23:06, Toast said: Why? It's not as though he's his so Lord Porchester's, right? Was that at the same time Phil was said to be shagging the King of Spain? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites