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Don't be fooled by appearances, this is way more his mum giving him a helping hand today than the other way round. Once she's gone you suspect he'll be a bulky shape in the background at best.  Either way, he remains out and about and available for form studying. No sign of the ex-missus, mind, she's likely luxuriating in the  bath back home and running up the hot water bill at our expense.

 

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Predictably...

 

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25 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

Predictably...

 

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The fact it’s the Daily Mail is interesting as they are the most royalist paper. 

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With all due respects to the Sex Pistols re-issue the real party pooping pop hit of the summer could be Kunt and the Gang's latest - Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce

 

Link: https://www.nme.com/news/music/the-kunts-to-return-with-new-jubilee-single-prince-andrew-is-a-sweaty-nonce-3223084?fbclid=IwAR2TBiT9wRYMr5ryZBKzmzYBdL970nn8JNmxc83Xns3uDWVTfdEguuFOTzM

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Taken on the Bish Cant PR Agency in the hope of rehabilitating his tarnished image:

 

 

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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

Taken on the Bish Cant PR Agency in the hope of rehabilitating his tarnished image:

 

 

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Stop bashing the bishop Mary! :D

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I thought forgiving and forgetting about nonces was the remit of the Catholic Church.

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1 hour ago, Sean said:

I thought forgiving and forgetting about nonce was the remit of the Catholic Church.

 

 

 

 

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Shit the satirist beat me to it.Bastards.

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For those in search of alternative jubilee joys, there are 19 different versions - one way and another - but this is the "hit" version: 

 

A snip at 40p, or summat

 

https://kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/track/prince-andrew-is-a-sweaty-nonce-single-mix

 

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the video: 

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

Apparently has Covid and won't be attending the Thanksgiving service tomorrow :rolleyes:

That's a shame.

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Strange timing to get COVID when it’s starting to decline and he happens to get it just before this big event which his mother is not now attending anyway.  Forgive Andrew, for what he says he didn’t do anything wrong and isn’t convicted of anything!

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Where did he catch it? Oh wait.....His chief defender the Archbishop of Canterbury is also out of action.

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That'll be #20 in our newly announced official singles charts, then

 

 

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So, it's getting lively behind the scenes, then - I'm thinking Charles and William will win this without breaking sweat!

 

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Charles blocks Andy return....apparently with the distraction of Tasha's secret spy plan....

Could work.

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5 hours ago, En Passant said:

Charles blocks Andy return....apparently with the distraction of Tasha's secret spy plan....

Could work.


Meh. Too old. 

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Thoughts and prayers for Prince Andrew who has had to endure todays heat without sweating once.

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On 17/06/2022 at 22:56, Sean said:

Thoughts and prayers for Prince Andrew who has had to endure todays heat without sweating once.

 

As of today, I'm guessing there's paparazzi packing the hedgerows in Windsor Great Park waiting on the sweaty nonce photo that'll gift them enough cash to take a foreign holiday!

 

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No fucking chance as far as I can see, and Wills likely feels the same.

 

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