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Form Guide #23

 

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Benedict XVI

 

Speaking of aging bishops - let's go one higher and discuss the illness-ridden ex-pope (Pope Emeritus). Benedict's health was often subject to denials and guarded secrets whilst in office but he had a pacemaker and one stroke before anyone elected him Pope and it's been a slow downhill slide since then. Recently thought to have been injured in a fall from his own bed - which is never a good sign for anyone other than dead poolers. We might usefully assume his obit chances are fairly good.

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1Dilip Kumar

2Everton Weekes

3Genesis P-Orridge

4Grace Chang

5Grace Slick

6Hau Pei-Tsen

7Imelda Marcos

8Jordan Peterson

9Kane Tanaka

10Kim Yong-nam

11Lata Mangeshkar

12Manolis Glezos

13Miiko Taka

14Mikhail Gorbachev

15Prince Phillip

16Robert Kuok

17Stanley Ho(joker)

18Susan Bayh

19Vishwesha Teertha

20Yang Hyong-sop

backup

pope benedict

ed battle

pope francis

 

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Form Guide #24

 

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Corporal Frank Warholic

 

Trumpy Bear Made his life great again,maybe this Korean War Vet will pay it forward and give your team a January hit

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Might as well enter the DDP team for the Deathrace- nobody particularly likely to actually get a DDP QO anyway so posting as public.

 

 

  1. Lisa Griffiths (vowed to beat cancer - Daily Mail favourite) - 
  2. James Church (Charlotte Church's step dad)
  3. Garry Holmes (sun favourite  with runny nose that turned out to be cancer)
  4. Rob Burrow (motor neurone disease, Leeds Rhino)
  5. Sheila Yeo (former primary school teacher who contracted cancer and is trying to blame it on the school)
  6. Tracey Hill (terminally ill woman who's co-workers and friends made a naked calendar for in the welsh valleys)
  7. Bruce Evans (terminally ill Great North Air Ambulance volunteer who's vowed not to give up the fight)
  8. Doug Allen (terminally ill but won't kill himself due to wife facing clink for helping - daily mail coverage)
  9. Edwin Smith (terminally ill man living in Thailand who had a gofundme started to bring him home to Ireland)
  10. Haley Casey (cancer mum)
  11. Simona Birdsell (cancer mum)
  12. James Matthews (father of a girl who somehow made the news for caring for them and a free laptop)
  13. Roberta Burton (another cancer mum)
  14. Lisa Fry (another cancer mum)
  15. Bethan Close (another cancer mum)
  16. Andrea Swift (cancer mum _ Taylor Swifts to be precise)
  17. Debbie Winn (cancer mum)
  18. Ron Hogg (terminally ill Police Commissioner and right to life campaigner)
  19. Peter McLeave (terminally ill former ironman competitor)
  20. Ria Collins (cancer mum)
  21. Dr Peter B Scott Morgan (worlds first 'full cyborg)
  22. The Amazing Johnathan (magician - stand up comedian)
  23. Charlie Bishop (cancer dad)
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4 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

 

Might as well enter the DDP team:

  1. Lisa Griffits (vowed to beat cancer - Daily Mail favourite)
  2. James Church (Charlotte Church's step dad)
  3. Garry Holmes (sun favourite  with runny nose that turned out to be cancer)
  4. Rob Burrow (motor neurone disease, Leeds Rhino)
  5. Sheila Yeo (former primary school teacher who contracted cancer and is trying to blame it on the school)
  6. Tracey Hill (terminally ill woman who's co-workers and friends made a naked calendar for in the welsh valleys)
  7. Bruce Evans (terminally ill Great North Air Ambulance volunteer who's vowed not to give up the fight)
  8. Doug Allen (terminally ill but won't kill himself due to wife facing clink for helping - daily mail coverage)
  9. Edwin Smith (terminally ill man living in Thailand who had a gofundme started to bring him home to Ireland)
  10. Haley Casey (cancer mum)
  11. Simona Birdsell (cancer mum)
  12. James Matthews (father of a girl who somehow made the news for caring for them and a free laptop)
  13. Roberta Burton (another cancer mum)
  14. Lisa Fry (another cancer mum)
  15. Bethan Close (another cancer mum)
  16. Andrea Swift (cancer mum _ Taylor Swifts to be precise)
  17. Debbie Winn (cancer mum)
  18. Ron Hogg (terminally ill Police Commissioner and right to life campaigner)
  19. Peter McLeave (terminally ill former ironman competitor)
  20. Ria Collins (cancer mum)
  21. Dr Peter B Scott Morgan (worlds first 'full cyborg)
  22. The Amazing Johnathan (magician - stand up comedian)
  23. Charlie Bishop (cancer dad)

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAA67a2-Klk

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58 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

 

Honestly not sure what you're point is  :scratchhead:

 

but the clips funny I'll give you that..... 


Well at least 1 person there is already dead.

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6 hours ago, Banana said:


Well at least 1 person there is already dead.

 

That's why there's subs...

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2 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

 

That's why there's subs...

 

You didn't name any subs...

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13 minutes ago, Banana said:

 

You didn't name any subs...

 

There's 23 names there....

 

DDP and Deathrace both require 20 names.

 

Apologies if maths isn't your strong point...... :scratchhead:

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On 26/12/2019 at 09:12, JoeMoneypenny said:

1Dilip Kumar

2Everton Weekes

3Genesis P-Orridge

4Grace Chang

5Grace Slick

6Hau Pei-Tsen

7Imelda Marcos

8Jordan Peterson

9Kane Tanaka

10Kim Yong-nam

11Lata Mangeshkar

12Manolis Glezos

13Miiko Taka

14Mikhail Gorbachev

15Prince Phillip

16Robert Kuok

17Stanley Ho(joker)

18Susan Bayh

19Vishwesha Teertha

20Yang Hyong-sop

backup

pope benedict

ed battle

pope francis 

 

 

 

 

Choice #10 - that's Little Rocket Man's brother - assassinated in 2017, right - or am I missing summat?

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16 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

 

Choice #10 - that's Little Rocket Man's brother - assassinated in 2017, right - or am I missing summat?

That was Kim Jong-nam, Kim Yong-Nam is this guy

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6 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

That was Kim Jong-nam, Kim Yong-Nam is this guy

 

 

Okay, that'll keep the old pope warming your bench, then

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Just now, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Am I missing summat - where is Marvin (or the guy inside him) on Kinnock's team?

 

It was the DDP's co-host trying to make a "I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed" gag reading Deathray's intended DDP bottom of the barrel team of nobodies. But a lack of exact YouTube clips and the discontinued auto-embed diluted it somewhat.

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29 minutes ago, msc said:

 

It was the DDP's co-host trying to make a "I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed" gag reading Deathray's intended DDP bottom of the barrel team of nobodies. But a lack of exact YouTube clips and the discontinued auto-embed diluted it somewhat.

 

 

Oh, right...well, they're ready for Deathrace action - we just need a cold snap or strike in the NHS and those barrel scrapers could be massive winners

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Form Guide #25

 

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Dilip Kumar

 

We can keep this simple. Assuming he makes the start line he's 97 years and 21 days old as the flag drops.  So, he'll likely be flagging before too long at which point Bollywood's most enduring big name is a nailed-on q/o.

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1 hour ago, msc said:

 

It was the DDP's co-host trying to make a "I think you ought to know I'm feeling terribly depressed" gag reading Deathray's intended DDP bottom of the barrel team of nobodies. But a lack of exact YouTube clips and the discontinued auto-embed diluted it somewhat.

 

It's already been submitted...... and seemingly approved. Have a wonderful 2019 in your new role......

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Deathrace 2020 entry

 

Daniel Arap Moi
Ed Battle
Susan Bayh
Qaboos bin Said al Said
George Blake
Abdelaziz Bouteflika
Eric Carle
Chris Doleman
*Henry Gray- Joker
David Gulpilil
Lee Kerslake
Karen Lewis
Sumner Redstone
Harry Reid
Neddy Smith
Pat Smullen
GED Stokes
Peter Tobin
Jean-Loius Tritignant
Anastasia Zarotnyuk

Subs- Thich Nhat Hanh, Samuel Little

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Vera Lynn(joker)

Bobby Brown(1923 born Rangers player)

Bobby Brown(1924 born NY Yankee)
Margaret Stuart Barry
Terry Jones
 Lynne Reid Banks 
Freeman Dyson
Eileen Ash
Johnny Beattie
Katherine Johnson
Michael Verhoeven

Anne Baker

Gudrun Ure
Andrea Swift

Henry Gray

Olivia Newton-John

Aaron Carter

Daniel arap Moi

Glynis Johns

Monica Vitti

bench

Jimmy Greaves

Winnie Ewing

Alex Trebek

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13 hours ago, CaptainChorizo said:

team sent

 

 

And logged

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Thanks for doing this again!

Here is my team for 2020: So far 7/20 hits after the game finish! Better late than never! :) Congratulations Rad!

1. George Alagiah: JOKER

2. Daniel arap-Moi :rip:

3. Ruth Bader-Ginsburg :rip:

4. Jimmy Carter

5. Rosalynn Carter

6. Bob Dole

7. David Gulipilil

8. Larry King

9. Katherine Jackson

10. Alex Trebek :rip:

11. Nobby Stiles :rip:

12. Celine Dion

13. Stilling Moss :rip:

14. Henry Gray :rip:

15. Olivia Newton John

16. Willie Nelson

17. Prince Philip

18. Kirk Douglas :rip:

19. Loretta Lynn

20. David Prowse

 

Subs:

Catherine Denueve

Dilip Kumar

Jimmy Greaves

Edited by theoldlady
Deaths of Trebek, Bader-Ginsburg, Stiles, Moi, Douglas, Gray, Moss

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I have a strong feeling my joker won't make it...

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4 hours ago, drol said:

I have a strong feeling my joker won't make it...

 

 

Haven't seen your team yet, couldn't possibly comment

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