Grim Up North 3,727 Posted December 13, 2019 Just registered that there are now 365 Tory MPs - opportunity for 2021 to make the worst calendar in the world. A lot of candidates for the April 1st slot. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted December 13, 2019 Ahem. As I look at a long list of boring, young and healthy Special Advisors, I have but one thing to say: Bugger Bolsover. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted December 13, 2019 22 minutes ago, msc said: Ahem. As I look at a long list of boring, young and healthy Special Advisors, I have but one thing to say: Bugger Bolsover. It's pretty thin pickings this time to be frank, even the seats Labour have held include a lot of replacements for standing down MPs. And a lot of older Tories have retired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted December 14, 2019 14 hours ago, Kinnock said: It's pretty thin pickings this time to be frank, even the seats Labour have held include a lot of replacements for standing down MPs. And a lot of older Tories have retired. I agree its slim pickings in large measure because of the reasons outlined but I think tory MP Heather Wheeler is worth going on peoples lists .I think she has a bit of an unhealthy look to her,old before her time and frankly without wishing to be cruel quite overweight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,332 Posted December 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: I agree its slim pickings in large measure because of the reasons outlined but I think tory MP Heather Wheeler is worth going on peoples lists .I think she has a bit of an unhealthy look to her,old before her time and frankly without wishing to be cruel quite overweight. Looks like Les Dawson in drag 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,332 Posted December 14, 2019 16 hours ago, Kinnock said: It's pretty thin pickings this time to be frank, even the seats Labour have held include a lot of replacements for standing down MPs. And a lot of older Tories have retired. Well the quota of 65 should hopefully counter that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted December 15, 2019 I might also try and keep an eye out for those who may need to go because of nefarious deeds and who quit for other jobs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted December 18, 2019 Submitted my team What a shower! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,332 Posted December 19, 2019 My list: 1)Bill Cash 2)Barry Sheerman 3) Margaret Beckett 4) Sir Roger Gale 5) Peter Bottomley 6) Margaret Hodge 7) John Redwood 8)Marie Rimmer 9)Gordon Henderson 10)Jack Dromey 11)David Davis 12)Jeremy Corbyn 13)Greg Knight 14)Jon Trickett 15)John McDonnell 16)Harriet Harman 17)Diane Abbott 18)Theresa May 19)Craig Mackinlay 20)Grahame Morris 21)Ed Miliband 22)Mark Pritchard 23)Nigel Evans 24)Iain Duncan Smith 25)Hilary Benn 26)Michael Fabricant 27)Hywel Williams 28)Emily Thornberry 29)Lyn Brown 30)Christopher Chope 31)Tony Lloyd 32)David Amess 33) Peter Bone 34)Cheryl Gillan 35)Barbara Keeley 36)Julian Lewis 37)Martin Vickers 38)Clive Betts 39)Paul Beresford 40)John Spellar 41)Pauline Latham 42)Christina Rees 43)Ian Blackford 44)Mark Francois 45)Alastair Carmichael 46)Jamie Stone 47)Stephen Timms 48)Lloyd Russell Moyle 49)Lindsay Hoyle 50)Wera Hobhouse 51)Ed Davey 52)Christine Jardine 53)Edward Leigh 54)John Whittingdale 55)Liam Fox 56)Keir Starmer 57)Barry Gardiner 58)Ian Lavery 59)Jeffrey Donaldson 60) Sammy Wilson 61)Gregory Campbell 62)Damian Green 63) Geoffrey Clifton Brown 64)Valerie Vaz 65)Kenny MacAskill 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted December 19, 2019 35 minutes ago, Sean said: 3)Same Margaret Beckett I was expecting you to pick a different one. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Great Uncle Bulgaria 1,290 Posted December 19, 2019 My bunch of clean living survivors are in. Chosen primarily for their fun-sounding names - Thangam Debbonaire and Zarah Sultana being particular favourites. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,332 Posted December 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Great Uncle Bulgaria said: My bunch of clean living survivors are in. Chosen primarily for their fun-sounding names - Thangam Debbonaire and Zarah Sultana being particular favourites. Zarah Sultana is not someone I had heard of.Only name on anyone's list I had to google.Sounds like a drag name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,332 Posted December 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Grim Up North said: I was expecting you to pick a different one. More than one Margaret Beckett.Thats a horrible thought.I always think of Lady Tottington when I see old Maggie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted December 29, 2019 I must remember to get my list in by the afternoon of New Years eve! Ie just over 48 hours! Yikes! Because after that alcohol will be temporarily taking possession of me! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted December 30, 2019 Hi @Sean Here is my list for this pool. Nigel Mills Mark Tami John Baron David Duguid Mohammed Yasin Anne Marie Trevelyan David Evennett Paul Maynard Liz Twist Conor Burns Ian Liddell Grainger Andrew Percy Bob Neill Craig Whittaker Kevin Brennan John Stevenson Dan Poulter Cheryl Gillan Christopher Chope Giles Watling Owen Paterson Mark Menzies Paul Blomfield Maggie Throup Douglas Chapman Sheryll Murray Mike Penning Derek Twigg Adam Holloway Colleen Fletcher Anthony Mangnall Peter Dowd Jason McCartney Adam Afriyie Alan Campbell Philip Hollobone Jim Shannon Martin Vickers Lucy Allan Ian Lavery James Wild Bill Cash Scott Mann Yvonne Fovargue John Hayes Heather Wheeler Wayne David Virendra Sharma Peter Bone Margaret Beckett David Jones Jon Trickett Bill Wiggin Liam Fox Henry Smith Julian Lewis Steve Reed Tim Loughton Ian Paisley Clive Efford Tony Lloyd Edward Leigh Bob Blackman Roger Gale Greg Hands In the extremely unlikely event a sub is required I pick Ed Miliband. Much thanks and appreciation to you for being willing to run this pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted December 30, 2019 1. Sir Peter Bottomley 2. Barry Sheerman 3. Harriet Harman 4. Sir Edward Leigh 5. Nick Brown 6. Jeremy Corbyn 7. Theresa May 8. David Amess 9. Sir Roger Gale 10. Margaret Beckett 11. George Howarth 12. Bill Cash 13. John Redwood 14. David Davis 15. Diane Abbott 16. Liam Fox 17. Neale Hanvey 18. Lindsay Hoyle 19. Mark Jenkinson 20. Stephen Kinnock 21. Wendy Morton 22. Graham Brady 23. Nigel Mills 24. Lee Anderson 25. Margaret Hodge 26. Dan Jarvis 27. Tracy Brabin 28. John Finucane 29. John Lamont 30. Jack Dromey 31. Jess Philips 32. Graham Stringer 33. Dehenna Davison 34. Ian Levy 35. Barry Gardiner 36. Lloyd Russell-Moyle 37. Sajid Javid 38. Simon Hart 39. Mel Stride 40. Greg Hands 41. Alex Chalk 42. Iain Duncan Smith 43. Theresa Villiers 44. Christopher Chope 45. Zarah Sultana 46. Jon Cruddas 47. Ed Miliband 48. Alister Jack 49. Virendra Sharma 50. Lisa Cameron 51. Kenny MacAskill 52. Kate Osamor 53. Dominic Raab 54. Sally Ann Hart 55. Alan Mak 56. Keir Starmer 57. Wes Streeting 58. Emily Thonberry 59. Felicity Buchan 60. Cat Smith 61. Rachel Reeves 62. John Cryer 63. Mims Davies 64. Desmond Swayne 65. Mark Francois Like I have a sodding clue with all these young MPs nowadays... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,608 Posted December 30, 2019 1. Peter Bottomley 2. Barry Sheerman 3. Harriet Harman 4. Jack Dromney 5. Heather Wheeler 6. Edward Leigh 7. Nick Brown 8. Jeremy Corbyn 9. John McDonnel 10. Diane Abbot 11. Mike Hill 12. Thangam Debbonaire 13. Sarah Champion 14. David Amess 15. Roger Gale 16. Bill Cash 17. Margaret Beckett 18. George Howarth 19. David Davis 20. John Redwood 21. Liam Fox 22. Paul Beresford 23. Maire Rimmer 24. Christopher Chope 25. John Spellar 26. Gordon Henderson 27. Pauline Latham 28. Greg Knight 29. Marion Fellows 30. David Evennet 31. Virendra Sharma 32. Bob Stewart 33. Rosie Cooper 34. Dan Jarvis 35. Liam Byrne 36. Theresa May. 37. Lindsay Hoyle 38. Johnny Mercer 39. Nadine Dorries 40. Gavin Williamson 41. Anne Marie Morris 42. Natalie Elphicke 43. Zarah Sultania 44. Tahir Ali 45. Taiwo Owatemi 46. Collen Fletcher. 47. Apsana Begum 48. Neale Hanvey 49. Charlotte Nichols 50. Lee Anderson 51. Sally – Ann Hart 52. Stuart Anderson 53. Ian Lavery 54. Ian Levy 55. Ian Paisley 56. Steve Brine 57. Greg Clark 58. Stephen Hammond 59. Caroline Nokes 60. Naz Shah 61. Justin Tomlinson 62. Craig Mackinlay 63. Lyn Brown 64. Stephen Timms 65. Nadia Whittome Sub – Kate Green. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 30, 2019 I hope this isn’t DUE on Jan 1 too many others going on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,400 Posted December 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: I hope this isn’t DUE on Jan 1 too many others going on. On 07/12/2019 at 17:58, Sean said: Ebtries open 13th December 12:00 GMT and end on 31st December 2019 at 23:59 GMT Alas, you only have until the end of tomorrow if you want to ebter. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GraveDanger 22 Posted December 30, 2019 Here's my team: 1: Peter Bottomley 2: Barry Sheerman 3: Neale Hanvey 4: Harriet Harman 5: Edward Leigh 6: Nick Brown 7: Jeremy Corbyn 8: David Amess 9: Roger Gale 10: Margaret Beckett 11: Bill Cash 12: George Howarth 13: John Redwood 14: David Davis 15: Dianne Abbott 16: Oliver Heald 17: Geoffrey Clifton-Brown 18: Gary Streeter 19: Michael Fabricant 20: Clive Betts 21: Paul Beresford 22: Iain Duncan Smith 23: Nigel Evans 24: Cheryl Gillan 25: Bernard Jenkin 26: Angela Eagle 27: John Spellar 28: John Whittingdale 29: Margaret Hodge 30: Stephen Timms 31: Jon Trickett 32: Julian Lewis 33: Jeffrey Donaldson 34: Ben Bradshaw 35: John McDonnell 36: Eleanor Laing 37: Lindsay Hoyle 38: Tim Loughton 39: Theresa May 40: Graham Brady 41: Alan Whitehead 42: Barry Gardiner 43: Rosie Winterton 44: John Hayes 45: Yvette Cooper 46: Christopher Chope 47: Greg Knight 48: Gregory Campbell 49: Alistair Carmichael 50: Hywel Williams 51: Chris Bryant 52: Liam Byrne 53: Colum Eastwood 54: Grant Shapps 55: James Brokenshire 56: Jeremy Hunt 57: Sammy Wilson 58: Michael Gove 59: Boris Johnson 60: Barbara Keeley 61: Virendra Sharma 62: Chloe Smith 63: Ian Paisley Jnr 64: Sajid Javid 65: Andrea Leadsom Sub- Tim Farron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,346 Posted December 30, 2019 10 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Hi @Sean Here is my list for this pool. Nigel Mills Mark Tami John Baron David Duguid Mohammed Yasin Anne Marie Trevelyan David Evennett Paul Maynard Liz Twist Conor Burns Ian Liddell Grainger Andrew Percy Bob Neill Craig Whittaker Kevin Brennan John Stevenson Dan Poulter Cheryl Gillan Christopher Chope Giles Watling Owen Paterson Mark Menzies Paul Blomfield Maggie Throup Douglas Chapman Sheryll Murray Mike Penning Derek Twigg Adam Holloway Colleen Fletcher Anthony Mangnall Peter Dowd Jason McCartney Adam Afriyie Alan Campbell Philip Hollobone Jim Shannon Martin Vickers Lucy Allan Ian Lavery James Wild Bill Cash Scott Mann Yvonne Fovargue John Hayes Heather Wheeler Wayne David Virendra Sharma Peter Bone Margaret Beckett David Jones Jon Trickett Bill Wiggin Liam Fox Henry Smith Julian Lewis Steve Reed Tim Loughton Ian Paisley Clive Efford Tony Lloyd Edward Leigh Bob Blackman Roger Gale Greg Hands In the extremely unlikely event a sub is required I pick Ed Miliband. Much thanks and appreciation to you for being willing to run this pool. Just noticed @Seanthat entries subsequent to mine have a like from you I assume as a form of acknowledgement I assume whereas mine does not. So I am rehighlighting my entry incase you didnt spot it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 30, 2019 18 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said: Alas, you only have until the end of tomorrow if you want to ebter. I’ll sit it out. I’m sitting a lot of em out. EDIT: Ahh Fk it, see results of 20 minutes of my time below (including editing while on the phone with a Moderator). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,332 Posted December 30, 2019 4 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: Just noticed @Seanthat entries subsequent to mine have a like from you I assume as a form of acknowledgement I assume whereas mine does not. So I am rehighlighting my entry incase you didnt spot it. Noted apologies.Thought I had liked your post. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted December 31, 2019 my team for by-election bingo. 1)Shabana Mahmood 2)kate Hollern 3)Graham Eric Stringer 4)Naseem Shah 5)Thangam Debbonaire 6)Harriet Harman 7)Christopher Chope 8)Martin Vickers 9)Margaret Beckett 10)Greg Knight 11)John McNally 12)Edward Leigh 13)Diane Abbott 14)David davis 15)John McConnell 16)Barry sheerman 17)George Howarth 18)Fabian Hamilton 19)Rachel reeves 20)Alex sobel 21)Jonathan Ashworth 22)James Grundy 23)Janet Daby 24)Nia Griffith 25)Theresa may 26)Yvonne Fovargue 27)Pauline Latham 28)Francie Molloy 29)Paul Beresford 30)Marion Fellows 31)Julian Lewis 32)Mickey Brady 33)Oliver Heald 34)Justin Tomlinson 35)Hywel Williams 36)Jack Dromey 37)David Evennett 38)Bob Stewart 39)Margaret Hodge 40)Roger Gale 41)Shailesh Vara 42)James Gray 43)John Nicolson 44)Robert Syms 45)apsana begum 46)mark hendrick 47)Virginia Crosbie 48)Peter bottomley 49)Barbara Keeley 50)Pat McFadden 51)John Spellar 52)Valerie Vaz 53)Alan Campbell 54)Jim Shannon 55)bill cash 56)Gordon Henderson 57)Marie Rimmer 58)Gary Streeter 59)Alan Whitehead 60)Heather Wheeler 61)Tony Lloyd 62)Clive Betts 63)Karen buck 64)Margaret Greenwood 65)John healey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 31, 2019 SirC's Quick and Dirty Team: '5 Year Shelf Life' Bath - Wera Hobhouse Bridgwater and West Somerset - Ian Liddell-Grainger Bristol East - Kerry McCarthy, Labour Bristol North West - Darren Jones, Labour Bristol South - Karin Smyth, Labour Bristol West - Thangam Debbonaire, Labour Camborne and Redruth - George Eustice, Conservative Central Devon - Mel Stride, Conservative Cheltenham - Alex Chalk, Conservative Chippenham - Michelle Donelan, Conservative Devizes - Danny Kruger, Conservative East Devon - Simon Jupp, Conservative Exeter - Ben Bradshaw, Labour Filton and Bradley Stoke - Jack Lopresti, Conservative Forest of Dean - Mark Harper, Conservative Gloucester - Richard Graham, Conservative Kingswood - Chris Skidmore, Conservative Newton Abbot - Anne Marie Morris, Conservative North Cornwall - Scott Mann, Conservative North Devon - Selaine Saxby, Conservative North Dorset - Simon Hoare, Conservative North East Somerset - Jacob Rees-Mogg, Conservative North Somerset - Liam Fox, Conservative North Swindon - Justin Tomlinson, Conservative North Wiltshire - James Whiteside Gray, Conservative Paisley and Renfrewshire North - Gavin Newlands, Scottish National Party (SNP) Paisley and Renfrewshire South - Mhairi Black, Scottish National Party (SNP) Pendle - Andrew Stephenson, Conservative Penistone and Stocksbridge - Miriam Joy Cates, Conservative Penrith and The Border - Neil Hudson, Conservative Perth and North Perthshire - Pete Wishart, Scottish National Party (SNP) Peterborough - Paul Bristow, Conservative Plymouth Moor View - Johnny Mercer, Conservative Plymouth Sutton and Devonport - Luke Pollard, Labour Pontypridd - Alex Davies-Jones, Labour Party Poole - Robert Syms, Conservative Party Poplar and Limehouse - Apsana Begum, Labour Party Portsmouth North - Penny Mordaunt, Conservative Portsmouth South - Stephen Morgan, Labour Party Preseli Pembrokeshire - Stephen Crabb, Conservative Preston - Mark Hendrick, Labour Party Pudsey - Stuart Andrew, Conservative Putney - Fleur Anderson, Labour Party Salisbury and South Wiltshire - John Philip Glen, Conservative Somerton and Frome - David Warburton, Conservative South Dorset - Richard Drax, Conservative South East Cornwall - Sheryll Murray, Conservative South Swindon - Robert Buckland, Conservative South West Devon - Gary Streeter, Conservative South West Wiltshire - Andrew William Murrison, Conservative St Austell and Newquay - Stephen Double, Conservative St Ives - Derek Thomas, Conservative Stroud - Siobhan Bailie, Conservative Taunton Deane - Rebecca Pow, Conservative Tewkesbury - Lawrence Robertson, Conservative Thornbury and Yate - Luke Hall, Conservative Tiverton and Honiton - Neil Parish, Conservative Torbay - Kevin Foster, Conservative Torridge and West Devon - Geoffrey Cox, Conservative Totnes - Anthony Mangnall, Conservative Truro and Falmouth - Cherilyn Mackrory, Conservative Wells - James Heappey, Conservative West Dorset - Chris Loder, Conservative Weston-super-Mare - John Penrose, Conservative Yeovil - Marcus Fysh, Conservative Sub: The Cotswolds - Sir Geoffrey Clifton-Brown, Conservative Orkney and Shetland - Alistair Carmichael, Liberal Democrats 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites