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35 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

North Shropshire was a safe seat

 

If losing North Shropshire was an election losing level defeat, losing Tiverton (with split opposition) is landslide territory. I don't think we're quite there. (Prove me wrong, Tiverton voters...)

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Apparently Parish has confirmed his resignation to spend more time with his pornography.

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It’s better than the Deathers PM distribution, I must say.

 

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2 hours ago, msc said:

 

If losing North Shropshire was an election losing level defeat, losing Tiverton (with split opposition) is landslide territory. I don't think we're quite there. (Prove me wrong, Tiverton voters...)

Interesting times ahead! Has the date for the Yorkshire by election  been announced yet or could the Tiverton  by election  be held on the same day? If they are going to be bad for the conservatives  then they might want to get both out of the way on the same day?

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1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

Apparently Parish has confirmed his resignation to spend more time with his pornography.

Did he specify what kind of porn? Only there are some websites, videos, scenes and pornstars I could recommend to him?!

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Just now, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Interesting times ahead! Has the date for the Yorkshire by election  been announced yet or could the Tiverton  by election  be held on the same day? If they are going to be bad for the conservatives  then they might want to get both out of the way on the same day?

Wakefield not yet announced as last I saw the mp hadn't officially resigned yet!

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Just now, msc said:

Wakefield not yet announced as last I saw the mp hadn't officially resigned yet!

Oh my mistake  I thought he had confirmed his resignation for the sake of his constituents? My brain is addled with all this political drama on top of the unusually  busy DDP the past few months. 

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3 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Did he specify what kind of porn? Only there are some websites, videos, scenes and pornstars I could recommend to him?!

 

See above. :D

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Just now, Toast said:

 

See above. :D

Tractor porn is a new one on me so if that's his thingI can't help with recommendations :lol:

I am pretty vanilla and  sport injury massages turning  into passionate sex or one guy lathering the other down with a soapy sponge in the shower is more my typical staple diet!

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3 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Tractor porn is a new one on me so if that's his thingI can't help with recommendations :lol:

I am pretty vanilla and  sport injury massages turning  into passionate sex or one guy lathering the other down with a soapy sponge in the shower is more my typical staple diet!


You are missing out.

 

Look at the arse on this hot Italian model:

 

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30 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Tractor porn is a new one on me so if that's his thingI can't help with recommendations :lol:

I am pretty vanilla and  sport injury massages turning  into passionate sex or one guy lathering the other down with a soapy sponge in the shower is more my typical staple diet!

It was sort of a thing on Top Gear when talking about a male equivalent for Fifty Shades of Grey:

 

 

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40 minutes ago, TQR said:


You are missing out.

 

Look at the arse on this hot Italian model:

 

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I must admit to having Facebook friends who post this sort of thing on their pages.

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Wonder if he excludes busty lesbian stepsister roommates from his opposition to gay rights.

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I’d say there is a pretty decent chance of both by-elections being on the same date. 

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2 hours ago, Handrejka said:

It brings a whole different meaning to DDT's epithet on here.

 

:D Spookily enough, I was born in Tiverton, before I withdrew even further into the hinterlands.

 

I really can't see an electoral upset here.  This is a deeply backward and insular constituency, rife with inbreeding, paganism, suspicion of change and a general disregard for the law.  Hostility to the EU in mid Devon would negate the Lib Dem's chances and Labour have never thrived in this part of the world.  

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1 hour ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

 

:D Spookily enough, I was born in Tiverton, before I withdrew even further into the hinterlands.

 

I really can't see an electoral upset here.  This is a deeply backward and insular constituency, rife with inbreeding, paganism, suspicion of change and a general disregard for the law. 

 

 

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So, curve ball for the Conservatives if Neil Parish decides to stand as an independent in his old seat (which - apparently - is under serious consideration). Anyone's guess how much of a vote A TRACTOR he would prove to be, but could split the agricultural vote and let someone else slip into the seat. Still a problem in that Labour (2nd) will want it and Lib Dems (who'll argue they're best placed to pull pissed-off tory votes) will likely hurl efforts at it ,so could turn into a proper fight!

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-61438467

 

 

 

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If he does, I'll move to Devon just to vote for him :D

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Another Tory MP (unnamed male in his 50s) has been arrested on suspicion of rape & sexual assault offences spanning years (starting in 2002), and for misconduct in a public office. Banned from attending parliament.

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5 minutes ago, TQR said:

Another Tory MP (unnamed male in his 50s) has been arrested on suspicion of rape & sexual assault offences spanning years (starting in 2002), and for misconduct in a public office. Banned from attending parliament.

I’ve seen one tweet saying his seat is in London but I’m not sure if that is accurate at all. 

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11 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

I’ve seen one tweet saying his seat is in London but I’m not sure if that is accurate at all. 


I have heard from a relatively convincing source it’s an MP from the West Midlands, however I’m more convinced that it is the same name as the one who was arrested a year or two ago for sex offences, whose constituency is in Essex. He’s now trending on Twitter.

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