Inverse Dead Pool 2020

[Death Impends 7,979]

Only four Trebek selectees. All of them placed him low, so not exactly betting a true Daily Double on his survival. But they're still deep into the red and with little time left in the game, they aren't likely to make the Final Jeopardy round.

 

1.	The Quim Reaper	17
2.	gcreptile	25
=3.	An Fear Bag	32
=3.	Newjack	32
=5.	drol	33
=5.	Great Uncle Bulgaria	33
=5.	Grim Up North	33
=5.	Toast	33
9.	Joey Russ	34
10.	machotrouts	35
11.	The Old Crem	36
12.	Book	37
=13.	Death Impends	38
=13.	paddyfool	38
15.	Pedro67	39
=16.	Bibliogryphon	42
=16.	deadsox	42
18.	Sir Creep	44
=19.	LizLemon	46
=19.	Spade_Cooley	46
21.	CaptainChorizo	49
=22.	BuffaloPhil	51
=22.	The Dead Cow	51
=22.	Torva Messor	51
25.	Mercarte	53
=26.	Clorox Bleachman	54
=26.	YoungWillz	54
28.	Skinny kiltrunner	55
29.	Philip	62
30.	theoldlady	67
31.	Annami	68
32.	grobler	72
33.	Etushispushingupdaisies	94
34.	Neobrakeon	111
35.	The Unknown Man	127
36.	msc	156

 

[machotrouts 828]

Uh oh.

[Joey Russ 7,228]

Yep, had her in 9th on my list. Really game over for me now. (Not that I would’ve won mind you)...

[YoungWillz 21,057]

I had her very high up too.

 

Compensation is I had her on loads of other teams.

[gcreptile 10,978]

And now for some total mayhem...

[Grim Up North 3,726]

529 points to be shared out amongst 34 teams - only two teams didn’t pick her. Looks like this will be highest scoring podium ever in the Inverse.

[Death Impends 7,979]

Brutal night for the Inverse. Our collective was near unanimous Barbara Windsor would Carry On to another year - most placing her confidently high at that. Only msc and Sir Creep (who leaps from 18th to 3rd!) did not pick her.

 

Among those who bet big on her survival was The Quim Reaper. His previous score of 17 doubles to 34. Yet because so many others did likewise, Quim retains his lead!

 

1.	The Quim Reaper	34
2.	gcreptile	40
3.	Sir Creep	44
4.	Newjack	47
5.	Book	48
=6.	An Fear Bag	49
=6.	paddyfool	49
8.	The Old Crem	50
=9.	Bibliogryphon	51
=9.	drol	51
=9.	Grim Up North	51
=9.	Joey Russ	51
13.	Toast	54
=14.	Death Impends	55
=14.	The Dead Cow	55
16.	Great Uncle Bulgaria	56
17.	LizLemon	57
=18.	machotrouts	60
=18.	Mercarte	60
=18.	Pedro67	60
21.	BuffaloPhil	62
22.	deadsox	65
23.	Spade_Cooley	66
24.	CaptainChorizo	67
25.	Torva Messor	70
=26.	Clorox Bleachman	74
=26.	YoungWillz	74
28.	Annami	77
29.	Skinny kiltrunner	78
30.	theoldlady	79
31.	Philip	84
32.	grobler	92
33.	Etushispushingupdaisies	95
34.	Neobrakeon	117
35.	The Unknown Man	141
36.	msc	156

 

  

[TQR 14,400]

Crikey! Hanging onto this bastard for dear life.

[Death Impends 7,979]

Ah buggery bollocks, the victory chances for everyone besides @The Quim Reaper in this pool are more fecked than a goldfish in the Sahara...

 

Yep, that's right, the Inverse Deadpool has concluded for 2020 and through a brutal year with 19 topplers, Quim emerged the least scathed. Until December, he had only four hits - Michael Robinson and the centenarian trio - with the lack of RBG on his team proving a crucial moment. Barbara Windsor proved a heavy blow to his team, but fortunately for him, it was a heavy blow for pretty much everyone!

 

Congratulations to Quim!

[TQR 14,400]

Buggery bollocks indeed! I’m not brilliant at picking people to die so it figures I have a decent chance picking survivors.

 

Cheers for running DI, looking forward to defending my (paper) crown this year!

[gcreptile 10,978]

Congratulations Quim!

Really not the easiest year (and it's only going to get worse).

[drol 11,954]

Congrats, Quim!

[Book 3,557]

Congratulations TQR!

[theoldlady 2,305]

Congratulations Mr. Quim! 

[deadsox 894]

Congrats TQR!

 

[Pedro67 232]

Well done Quim

[BuffaloPhil 929]

Congratulations Quim

[An Fear Beag 1,535]

Congratulations Quim on a well deserved victory. That was a tough year, and you did well to swerve some of the bigger pitfalls.

 

Of all the "hits" I had, I think that Michael Robinson fucked me over the worst. I'm still surprised he went so fast. 

[BuffaloPhil 929]

6 hours ago, An Fear Beag said:

Congratulations Quim on a well deserved victory. That was a tough year, and you did well to swerve some of the bigger pitfalls.

 

Of all the "hits" I had, I think that Michael Robinson fucked me over the worst. I'm still surprised he went so fast. 

 

Same, I had him at #2 so got 24 points. Without that I have been second (depending on where the people above me had him, of course.)

[machotrouts 828]

On 11/12/2020 at 01:19, Death Impends said:

=18.

machotrouts

60

 

Post-match analysis of my "hits" this year:

 

1. Terry Jones, 6 points.

I haven't got a good grasp of how all the different kinds of dementia stack up against each other. I just keep comparing everyone to Prunella Scales and then getting confused when they don't survive as long as Prunella Scales.

 

2. Little Richard, 12 points.

If he'd had any serious recent health issues I wasn't aware of them. Just a bloke in his 80s who'd still been making public appearances in 2019. Oh well.

 

3. Olivia de Havilland, 3 points.

Can't grumble, as this was comparatively low – I went up a place in the leaderboard after this.

 

4. Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 14 points.

Well, I certainly wasn't the only person invested in her survival. I figured she'd be fitted with cybernetic enhancements before this was allowed to happen. There were people offering her organs every time something went awry. She'd get cancer in her liver and Democrats would start tweeting it up like "TAKE MY LIVER I'M NOT USING IT",  she'd get a bile duct infection and it's "TAKE MY BILE DUCTS I DON'T NEED THEM", she'd feel gender dysphoria and it's "TAKE MY DICK I'M DONE WITH IT", she'd get a circumcision and it's "TAKE MY FORESKIN I DON'T WANT IT". She had options.

 

5. Barbara Windsor, 25 points!

Oops. Was I the only serious team whose #1 pick died? I really haven't got a good grasp of how all the different kinds of dementia stack up against each other.