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On 16/04/2020 at 11:19, Spade_Cooley said:

If this doesn't finish him off, nothing will:

 

 

Here's the charity release:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/entertainment-arts-52339204/captain-tom-moore-teams-up-with-singer-michael-ball-in-charity-release

 

He'll also be a guest of honour at a hospital opening:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52340554

 

It made me wonder if he's going to get a knighthood....

 

...then I wondered if there can be the necessary ritual in our current age.

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Somebody has started a petition for him to be knighted.  I saw it on Facebook. 

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May be a good idea if he and Dame Vera could get together and do a Porn film for charidee.

It could be broadcast across't web and be sponsored by KY jelly.

Songs and walking are a bit, well, outdated now.

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38 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Here's the charity release:

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/entertainment-arts-52339204/captain-tom-moore-teams-up-with-singer-michael-ball-in-charity-release

 

He'll also be a guest of honour at a hospital opening:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-52340554

 

It made me wonder if he's going to get a knighthood....

 

...then I wondered if there can be the necessary ritual in our current age.

His daughter will probably do it - live on tv with the pm and the queen on skype.

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2 minutes ago, Toast said:

Somebody has started a petition for him to be knighted.  I saw it on Facebook. 

 

No doubt the sainthood petition will promptly start, the moment our intrepid hero quickly expires after contracting the virus following excessive mingling with asymptomatic B-list celebrities :ninja:

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Has.Captain Tom become notable enough in his own right for DL inclusion?He is certainly a name known by every household in Britain and has made worldwide news.

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On 19/04/2020 at 11:45, Ulitzer95 said:


**On iTunes.

The official chart isn't out until later. To top that would be impressive.

Would it? Would it REALLY?

How many 'singles' do you have to sell now days to get to No1?

I admit to being out of touch but, AFAIK, you don't have to sell huge amounts anymore to top the charts.

Not quite as impressive as it would first appear, is it?

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14 minutes ago, Sean said:

Has.Captain Tom become notable enough in his own right for DL inclusion?He is certainly a name known by every household in Britain and has made worldwide news.

Absolutely.

The cunt has monopolised Go Fund Me, TV, Radio, the Press and half of Planet Earth.

Now he is going to take over the forum.

Fucking hell, there is no escape from him.

Next it will be the Knighthood and then a state funeral.

The media got the 'hero' they so craved......

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2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Absolutely.

The cunt has monopolised Go Fund Me, TV, Radio, the Press and half of Planet Earth.

Now he is going to take over the forum.

Fucking hell, there is no escape from him.

Next it will be the Knighthood and then a state funeral.

The media got the 'hero' they so craved......

Doubt he will get a night hood.Probably an OBE or MBE.Can see his funeral making the news and possibly being televised somewhere.

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12 minutes ago, Sean said:

Doubt he will get a night hood.Probably an OBE or MBE.Can see his funeral making the news and possibly being televised somewhere.

Yeah, I hear Xhamster are offering to do a live feed to their porn site.

His coffin will be carried in by 6 big titted grannies who will take it into the church and collectively suck off the Vicar and choir boys to completion.:D

 

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Would it? Would it REALLY?

How many 'singles' do you have to sell now days to get to No1?

I admit to being out of touch but, AFAIK, you don't have to sell huge amounts anymore to top the charts.

Not quite as impressive as it would first appear, is it?


I think it is harder for "certain acts" (older artists, charity singles etc.) to get to #1 now. Reason being because the chart is not just based on just physical singles and digital downloads, it also includes streaming from services like Deezer or Spotify. Younger people use them A LOT and they sure as hell are not listening to Captain Tom Moore or Vera Lynn.

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9 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


I think it is harder for "certain acts" (older artists, charity singles etc.) to get to #1 now. Reason being because the chart is not just based on just physical singles and digital downloads, it also includes streaming from services like Deezer or Spotify. Younger people use them A LOT and they sure as hell are not listening to Captain Tom Moore or Vera Lynn.

Apparently she didnt do too badly on Spotify the other week. https://www.itv.com/news/2020-04-07/dame-vera-lynn-s-classic-we-ll-meet-again-rises-in-the-charts-after-queen-references-lyric-in-coronavirus-speech/

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On ‎17‎/‎04‎/‎2020 at 13:11, YoungWillz said:

Where was the Captain during the last ten years of austerity?

 

Poster boy for Tory "we'll give tax cuts for the rich, you want money for services raise it yourself".

Unsurprisingly praised by Blibberwinkle. See above. I mean have you seen this guy's house? He should have sold it, downsized and given an extra £2m to the NHS.

 

Blibberwimble mentioned something about now being the moment of maximum risk. Naw, you clown, the moment of maximum risk was when 1000 people a day were dying in Italy, and instead of using your eyes and ears, you said you were following the science.

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6 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Blibberwimble 

 

Where have you got this name from?  What does it mean?

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Just now, Toast said:

 

Where have you got this name from?  What does it mean?

Listen to the joke PM.

 

It's mostly all I hear when he is talking. Blibber blibber ...sacrifice...wimble wimble...conflict....blibber wimble...(more shite follows)! :lol:

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I must ask my mate if he had a nickname at school.

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1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

Unsurprisingly praised by Blibberwinkle. See above. I mean have you seen this guy's house? He should have sold it, downsized and given an extra £2m to the NHS.

 

Blibberwimble mentioned something about now being the moment of maximum risk. Naw, you clown, the moment of maximum risk was when 1000 people a day were dying in Italy, and instead of using your eyes and ears, you said you were following the science.

Don't you just love monumental wankers who hate people acquiring wealth and a good standard of living?

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He made it to 100 now. :birthday:

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43 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

He made it to 100 now. :birthday:

Also promoted to colonel. I wonder if he would have been promoted if he didn't ' go for a walk'. 

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