If you could nominate any members of this forum to be mysteriously elevated to sit on the committee ...

[msc 18,543]

6 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Sounds like more of an endorsement for Moderator/Admin?

 

There’s a handful of people who would make a pretty good Mod. Toastie, for one. Not msc. The puns fucking well need some work first.

 

I was once threatened with modship by a mod who will remain nameless (cough Sir Creep's other half cough) but luckily one of the admins put the kibosh on that one.

 

Mysteriously my gambit at the time ("I dont fancy doing any of the work, I just want to see the secret forum and gossip") didn't work. Can't think why.

 

 

[Miracle Aligner 249]

5 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

I wouldn't worry too much about it. It won't happen. 

 

I quite like the idea of an alternative deathlist commitee to create and alternative deathlist. I'm therefore inviting the follow members....

 

I will chair and publish the results (on the forum in December) but not take active participation.

 

I therefore invite the folllowing

 

@Octopus of Odstock (if he decides to turn PMs back on, otherwise welcome to contribute publically.)

@Spade_Cooley

@msc

@drol

@Toast

@gcreptile

@Lord Fellatio Nelson

@Lewd_Squirrel

@theoldlady

@Death Impends

 

I'll PM the details later......

[Joey Russ 7,267]

7 minutes ago, Miracle Aligner said:

 

I quite like the idea of an alternative deathlist commitee to create and alternative deathlist. I'm therefore inviting the follow members....

 

I will chair and publish the results (on the forum in December) but not take active participation.

 

I therefore invite the folllowing

 

@Octopus of Odstock

@Spade_Cooley

@msc

@drol

@Toast

@gcreptile

@Lord Fellatio Nelson

@Lewd_Squirrel

@theoldlady

@Death Impends

 

I'll PM the details later......

Sorry to say that idea kind of already exists with the crowdsource list...

[Miracle Aligner 249]

Just now, Joey Russ said:

Sorry to say that idea kind of already exists with the crowdsource list...

 

The crowdsourced list is completely different to what I'm talking about.

 

The real committee don't vote they just half-drunkenly scramble it in, and have a barrier to entry.

 

I'm introducing the  barrier to entry - to only allow renowned deadpoolers rather than any Tom, Dick or Harry who'll give Thomas Schaffernaker 50 points. 

[roaming_comrade 471]

Who even is in the committee?

[Miracle Aligner 249]

3 minutes ago, roaming_comrade said:

Who even is in the committee?

 

Grim Reaper on the forum I think.

 

Rest aren't active from what I recall?

[Lewd_Squirrel 331]

I'm honored to be a chosen one.

[theoldlady 2,343]

6 hours ago, Lewd_Squirrel said:

I'm honored to be a chosen one.

Me too!

[Gooseberry Crumble 5,368]

8 hours ago, roaming_comrade said:

Who even is in the committee?

How many is it made up of I wonder?

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,708]

41 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

How many is it made up of I wonder?

 

As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know.

 

And then there is... The Committee. 

[Spade_Cooley 9,637]

As I've said before, I see The Committee as being like the corinthian idealist footballers of the 1870s, and the DDP elite as being the cash-hungry proles who went on to dominate the sport with innovations such as "a defence" in the following decades. 

[msc 18,543]

1 minute ago, Spade_Cooley said:

As I've said before, I see The Committee as being like the corinthian idealist footballers of the 1870s, and the DDP elite as being the cash-hungry proles who went on to dominate the sport with innovations such as "a defence" in the following decades. 

 

Biblio once described losing in the Cup solely by a FFBI pick (before those got axed) as feeling like the opposition dived for a penalty. I quite liked that one.

[Youth in Asia 1,088]

I imagine the committee annual gathering as like the Spectre gathering in the last Bond movie, not sure if they invite someone in to gouge someone's eyes out at any point

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,708]

2 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

As I've said before, I see The Committee as being like the corinthian idealist footballers of the 1870s, and the DDP elite as being the cash-hungry proles who went on to dominate the sport with innovations such as "a defence" in the following decades. 

 

Dash it all, old fruit, 'a defence' - that's a rotten underhand tactic worthy of the krauts or the fuzzy wuzzies. The 1989 War of Brambell's Corpse was never won that way, my good fellow!

[Paul Bearer 6,130]

13 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

How many is it made up of I wonder?

If I told you, I'd have to kill you. 

[theoldlady 2,343]

22 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.  
 

 

Has the Committee set up a plan of succession? Is the position inheritable? 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

10 minutes ago, theoldlady said:

 

Has the Committee set up a plan of succession? Is the position inheritable? 

No.

They decided from the outset not to allow rancid old dears that smell of wee to sit on it.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,708]

13 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

No.

They decided from the outset not to allow rancid old dears that smell of wee to sit on it.

 

That is actually the primary qualification criteria, perhaps even the only one.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

4 minutes ago, harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy said:

 

That is actually the primary qualification criteria, perhaps even the only one.

At our age, it makes perfect sense!

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[Steve 640]

I take it upon myself with great honour and pride to nominate myself!!!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

12 minutes ago, Steve said:

I take it upon myself with great honour and pride to nominate myself!!!

Fuck off Steve, you steaming stream of dog piss.

Fucking hell Mods, ban this troll for chrissakes.

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

No.

They decided from the outset not to allow rancid old dears that smell of wee to sit on it.

Hi.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

3 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Hi.

You may think you are not but you are just a pup!

[Lard Bazaar 3,803]

2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

You may think you are not but you are just a pup!

I’m 47 in a minute - memory and bladder of a 94 year old, behaviour of 12 year old 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,226]

1 minute ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I’m 47 in a minute - memory and bladder of a 94 year old, behaviour of 12 year old 

Ain't we all!