TQR 14,402 Posted July 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: His mum was a bit hot in her day. Two things I didn't know about her: one is that she played Cassandra's mum in OFAH, and the other is that a really rather attractive woman like this managed to give birth to someone who looks like an anaemic otter desperately trying not to cum itself. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Two things I didn't know about her: one is that she played Cassandra's mum in OFAH, and the other is that a really rather attractive woman like this managed to give birth to someone who looks like an anaemic otter desperately trying not to cum itself. Look up his fathers side of the family. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted July 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Look up his fathers side of the family. Oh fucking Jesus, it all becomes clear: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,152 Posted July 19, 2020 I no longer visit Mumsnet frequently, but I recall that there seemed to be a lot of women on there who fancy him rotten. One of them had the username "Bendydick Cuminsnatch". They're an embarrassing lot on there - some behave like kids who have just discovered sex. I can't help but read his name as Cucumberpatch. He does nothing for me, btw, so I won't be found there doing press-ups, as the old joke goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 19, 2020 28 minutes ago, Toast said: I no longer visit Mumsnet frequently, but I recall that there seemed to be a lot of women on there who fancy him rotten. One of them had the username "Bendydick Cuminsnatch". They're an embarrassing lot on there - some behave like kids who have just discovered sex. I can't help but read his name as Cucumberpatch. He does nothing for me, btw, so I won't be found there doing press-ups, as the old joke goes. That's what I say!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted July 19, 2020 45 minutes ago, Toast said: I no longer visit Mumsnet frequently, but I recall that there seemed to be a lot of women on there who fancy him rotten. One of them had the username "Bendydick Cuminsnatch". They're an embarrassing lot on there - some behave like kids who have just discovered sex. I can't help but read his name as Cucumberpatch. He does nothing for me, btw, so I won't be found there doing press-ups, as the old joke goes. I always think of Cumberland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted July 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Toast said: I no longer visit Mumsnet frequently, but I recall that there seemed to be a lot of women on there who fancy him rotten. One of them had the username "Bendydick Cuminsnatch". They're an embarrassing lot on there - some behave like kids who have just discovered sex. I can't help but read his name as Cucumberpatch. He does nothing for me, btw, so I won't be found there doing press-ups, as the old joke goes. We call him all sorts in our house. Usually Bumberclart Spunkysplash. I also don’t fancy him, he looks like someone tried to blow dry his face on the number 3 setting. I do however frequent Mumsnet, simply to drop in a shit stirring post now and again -a bigger bunch of self obsessed, thick as fucking pigshit absolute cunts you’ll never find. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted July 19, 2020 19 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: We call him all sorts in our house. Usually Bumberclart Spunkysplash. I also don’t fancy him, he looks like someone tried to blow dry his face on the number 3 setting. I do however frequent Mumsnet, simply to drop in a shit stirring post now and again -a bigger bunch of self obsessed, thick as fucking pigshit absolute cunts you’ll never find. He looks like someone who's had a facelift who never needed one to begin with 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 19, 2020 Alan Gorrie of AWB is 74 Bernie Leadon of The Eagles is 73 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 20, 2020 John Lodge is 75 Kim Carnes is 75 Carlos Santana is 73 Michael Anthony ( Van Halen) is 66 Jem Finer (Pogues) is 65 Paul Cook (Sex Pistols) is 64 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted July 20, 2020 Nathaniel Thomas Wilson (better known as Kool G Rap) turns 52 today. Crazy how so many iconic gangsta rappers are now in their 50s... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,152 Posted July 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Kenny McCormick said: Nathaniel Thomas Wilson (better known as Kool G Rap) turns 52 today. Crazy how so many iconic gangsta rappers are now in their 50s... Indeed, one would expect them to have all been murdered by now. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted July 20, 2020 Jacques Delors is 95 today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted July 20, 2020 18 minutes ago, Toast said: Indeed, one would expect them to have all been murdered by now. Usually the best ones that get murdered - although the more modern rappers that get killed are usually shit. Actually, let me rephrase, all modern rap is shit (with very few exceptions)... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted July 20, 2020 On 19/07/2020 at 17:27, Toast said: I no longer visit Mumsnet frequently, but I recall that there seemed to be a lot of women on there who fancy him rotten. One of them had the username "Bendydick Cuminsnatch". They're an embarrassing lot on there - some behave like kids who have just discovered sex. I can't help but read his name as Cucumberpatch. He does nothing for me, btw, so I won't be found there doing press-ups, as the old joke goes. He does nothing for me either. He looks how I imagine an alien would. I would have been at Manchester University the same time he was there though I doubt we would have moved in the same circles. Dame Diana Rigg is 82 today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted July 20, 2020 22 minutes ago, Handrejka said: Dame Diana Rigg is 82 today. Ah. As you were... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 21, 2020 Cat Stevens is 72 today 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted July 21, 2020 Garry Trudeau is 72 today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted July 21, 2020 Well seeing as nobody else has done it, happy 90th birthday (for yesterday) to Sally Ann Howes, best known for playing Truly Scrumptious in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Her co-star of course was Dick Van Dyke, soon to be 95. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,588 Posted July 21, 2020 John Woodvine is 91 Today 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,402 Posted July 22, 2020 Ruthie Thompson, off of Disney, 110 today! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 22, 2020 Richard Davies is 76 today Don Henley is 73 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted July 22, 2020 Birthdays for $100 please Alex Who is 80 today? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted July 23, 2020 Lakshminarayana Subramaniam, an Indian violinist, composer and conductor is 73 today, perhaps a candidate for the what a monicer thread. David Essex is also 73 today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted July 23, 2020 Ronny Cox is 82 today. His debut role was in Deliverance, hired because he could play guitar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
