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1 hour ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-nicki-minaj-announces-expecting-22385677

 

 

American singer Nicki Minaj  announces that she is pregnant. 

With 118 million Instagram followers this globally famous singer is hardly an unknown !

 

 

Look at the fucking norks on that. 
 

Never heard of her.

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2 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Look at the fucking norks on that. 
 

Never heard of her.

Google her music!She sings all kinds of lyrics about all kinds of stuff such as her pussy being pricey!

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Just too depressing to hear that these creatures are spawning.

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12 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Google her music!She sings all kinds of lyrics about all kinds of stuff such as her pussy being pricey!

The wean's first word will be one of these:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Google her music!She sings all kinds of lyrics about all kinds of stuff such as her pussy being pricey!

Yeh, I’ll give that a miss, because I already know, before I’ve even bothered listening, that I will fucking hate it.

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15 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Yeh, I’ll give that a miss, because I already know, before I’ve even bothered listening, that I will fucking hate it.

You might surprise yourself!

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2 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

You might surprise yourself!

No, I won’t. 

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2 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Google her music!She sings all kinds of lyrics about all kinds of stuff such as her pussy being pricey!

On the other hand, Lardys pussy is as cheap as chips. 

Well actually, it is as cheap as a fucking great box of Frazzles and a bottle of Trowbridge's finest OddBins Vodka ( 2 bottles for one every Friday night ) but we wont split hairs.

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:D

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1 minute ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

On the other hand, Lardys pussy is as cheap as chips. 

Well actually, it is as cheap as a fucking great box of Frazzles and a bottle of Trowbridge's finest OddBins Vodka ( 2 bottles for one every Friday night ) but we wont split hairs.

You sound like an experienced connoisseur on these matters!:lol:

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1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

You sound like an experienced connoisseur on these matters!:lol:

Well, I was young once.

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27 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

On the other hand, Lardys pussy is as cheap as chips. 

Well actually, it is as cheap as a fucking great box of Frazzles and a bottle of Trowbridge's finest OddBins Vodka ( 2 bottles for one every Friday night ) but we wont split hairs.

A box of Frazzles is what it will cost to split my hairs.  

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3 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

A box of Frazzles is what it will cost to split my hairs.  

Get shaving.:D

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10 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

A box of Frazzles is what it will cost to split my hairs.  

 

It's a box now, is it?  Quite appropriate.

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4 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-nicki-minaj-announces-expecting-22385677

 

 

American singer Nicki Minaj  announces that she is pregnant. 

With 118 million Instagram followers this globally famous singer is hardly an unknown !

 

 

Willing to bet that the dad is 6ix9ine (skittles), I reckon being amongst the general population got him a bit excited in his collab with her

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22 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Willing to bet that the dad is 6ix9ine (skittles), I reckon being amongst the general population got him a bit excited in his collab with her

She has a husband that she got married to in 2019. I wonder if that might be the father of Nicki's child...

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57 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Willing to bet that the dad is 6ix9ine (skittles), I reckon being amongst the general population got him a bit excited in his collab with her

They are married!

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

She has a husband that she got married to in 2019. I wonder if that might be the father of Nicki's child...

So you're willing to bet Nikki Minaj is loyal and respectful of relationships?

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One things for sure, Nicki Minaj will struggle to find comfortable sleeping positions

Nicki Minaj Sleep positions.jpg

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8544557/Michelle-Dewberry-40-confirms-given-birth-child.html

 

 

 

Former winner of the UK tv show The Apprentice and now all round 'media personality ' Michel Dewberry has announced that she has given birth premature to her first child , a boy. The father of the baby is Simon Jordan  former owner of Crystal Palace football club. 

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