deadsox

I defy anyone to read this whole list without falling asleep.

I voted for "Other" because this may be the year of the underdog.

The Rev. Billy Graham, just because he's on my Death League team.

Ciao DL Paisans- I just returned from Italy to see that I have again lucked out against a superior opponent. Once again I appreciate the good sportsmanship of the other side, thanks DDT. Decorous conduct has been a mark of this tournament and that has made it fun. Best of luck DI. I'd like to say "may the best man win" but frankly, I'm rooting the other way.

I guess most of the low hanging fruit is already on the ground.

msc, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Thanks for your good sportsmanship Spade. I was lucky to win and thought that some of your players would be due.

Not that someone who is in the third round without a hit has much right to comment, but a slam dunk in the NBA is two points. To get three you have to hit from beyond the arc.

Although I do copy and paste on occasion, the great majority of my posts are just that-my posts.

If you don't know who he was or what he did, how can you call him "influential"? Or is this just "copy and paste"?

Into the third round without benefit of a hit. I am soooooooo due!

Thanks Pedro. I appreciate your sportsmanship.

In the event that I get a late hit or win a coin toss, here is my April lineup. No changes since I now know that it will be on fire after a month of no luck. It's strange that since I got a bye in the first round, I could make the third round without a single hit. I've always maintained that it's better to be lucky than good. Deadsox Death List Cup Entry April 2017-3nd Round 1. Abu Bakr al Baghdadi 2. Leah Bracknell 3. Bessie Camm 4. Rev. Billy Graham 5. Sasha Lakovic 6. Colin Meads 7. King Michael of Romania 8. Emma Morano 9. Catherine Nevin 10. Simon Ricketts 11. Stefan Karl Stefansson Sub #1 Gord Downie Sub #2 Reinhard Hardegen

As we have said in the Death League, I need a plane load of celebrities to crash into the Hollywood Old Folks Home.

On ‎2‎/‎6‎/‎2017 at 08:02, Spade_Cooley said: Ah but as Gianni Brera once said, the perfect game of football would end 0-0. Thanks Joey but I don't think that really applies here.

I know Pedro, we aren't exactly burning up the turf. Maybe the Allies will get Abu Bakr al Baghdadi soon.

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas.

I don't know about cats being alive and dead, only alive or dead. I also know, by a popular theorem that if the cat is dead and you swing it over your head, you can't avoid hitting something that is abundant (I can't swing a dead cat over my head without hitting a (take your pick).

If you feel like making an unfunny joke with bad grammar and poor math which also is offensive, please post your team for next month before you do so.

I want to make sure I understand the rule that got the Kid suspended. Was it because the joke was offensive or just not funny?

I just pm'd my team to msc for the March round. Congratulations and good luck Pedro67.

I just shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know.

How about "No, but she had one"?

Michael Ilitch http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/2017/02/10/mike-ilitch-tigers-wings-owner-dies/97766038/ Sorry if already posted. Yes, Sir C., it could have gone in Baseball, Hockey or Pizza (if we have a pizza thread). I didn't see it so I picked this one. So sue me.

"Now do you believe I was Ilitch?"