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    A Mugabe joke: A Robert Mugabe joke - Dead Pig Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen." One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" Robert asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
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    Guys, I'm so excited this forum exists I was looking around to see if there was a website with betting odds for the death of Bush Sr., because I had a feeling he was going to die in 2017 since the year started. I agree with the prediction him and Barbara are going to die within a few weeks of each other. Maybe they'll even be hospitalized together and hold hands before going. Fingers crossed! But really, the death list is such an awesome concept. Finding this honestly made my week (summer always maked me depressed). My bet is that Jimmy Carter is going to last until 98-99, btw.
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    Well at least his life insurance policy is sorted out. And he got a free fountain pen just for enquiring.
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    Well thank god for that to be fair the BBC has been on its last legs for a long time .
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    I attended the garden party at Holyrood yesterday and got to see Philip up close. I'm not a royalist but I love him and was far more excited to see him than the Queen. When they arrive they came down a steep stone staircase with around twenty steps, and both managed that fine. They then split up and did a separate meet and greet circuit each for about forty minutes before going into the tea tent. I had unknowingly managed to end up on his route. It took him ages to get around but he was stopping every few feet and talking to dozens of people, so no real indication of his abilities. When he appeared in front of me he seemed in remarkably good form for a man his age. Walking and standing straight, unaided unless you count his rolled up umbrella. Shorter than I expected but I suppose he's shrunk a bit. The familiar aged skin. He appeared to have a tiny hearing aid behind his left ear, but seemed very alert and responsive in conversation. As you can see, he's also a snazzy dresser.
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    I like that the "related people" from a Google search for him is a hodgepodge of his contemporaries from boxing and his contemporaries from the DL.
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    We were all wrong. The next big death was Teresa May's political career.
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    What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood! BOOM BOOM!!
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    Ron - as many of you may know - always enjoyed the Death List and those here who play it in the right spirit. He also made me promise that when he died I would post this message. His death was sudden, and he was in contact with Paul Bearer only a few days ago and was about to send Christmas Greetings to the site. So over to Ron: "You always did warn me that you would win in the end, so congratulations and thanks for your patience over these many years. I was honoured to be your ambassador and will miss you probably more than you will miss me. And if you ask, yes it was a life worth living, even with the regrets. i hope you all get as much out of life as I have. See you on the other side."
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    Damn, that Slovenian woman really has a thing for American republican politicians, hasn't she?
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    I come here to chill.
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    "African American" - a euphemism increasingly applied to people who are neither African nor American. If you mean black people, say so.
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    Legendary post here by the legendary Sir Creep, poster on the legendary Deathlist forums.
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    Prince Charles might disagree.
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    Leah: Christ, after 30 verses, even I'm getting sick of fucking Kumbaya...
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    Bit late in life to take up architecture now....
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    Shame. One down, one to go.
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    Yeh, God forbid the death of a child getting in the way of your TV viewing pleasure, you twat.
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    If it was a miss the fucking thing would still be alive!!!
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    You could have prevented this.
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    Mod powers are to be used lightly. I ain't gonna try to overthrow Mugabe, can you imagine the chaos it would cause?
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    Fifth time today?! I haven't even had breakfast yet........
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    Don't bother. I'll only delete it. This thread is good enough.
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    He looks quite cheerful! Charles looks like he's in pain though. Maybe Camilla stood on his toes.
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    Ah to possibly quote Arthur Scargill the Committee should have gone for 'Kohl not Dole'.
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    I think she's a shoe-in for next year.
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    Walking in the footstep of giants, but I couldn't allow the DDP to gather rust.
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    Sadly I fear the next heat he will endure is the crematorium...
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    Only for him to be dug up in 2050....
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    Nor have any of the old long timers. It's been one new old guy, one MND death, and 3 "frail and ill 50/50ers". Law of averages dictates at least one or two of the regulars will go before December 31st.
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    We've got right wingers, left wingers, socialists, Tories, Republicans, Democrats, contrarians, Charon, the lot on here, all mostly united by that common philosophical query: they've picked Javier de Cuellar? Again?
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    Dunno what you're talking about, can't wait until Gooseberry completes his list of every single woman alive between the ages of 60 and 85.
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    No, it won't even reach the Billboard top 100, I think.
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    I think Ive found a car big enough...
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    "Kill Yourself" message left on police officer's car. Maybe an ex-poster has decided to take trolling to a new level
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    Having never heard of him before, I do rather like the contrast between the Wiki pages for him and his wife: versus
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    Well she's just joined the 'Needs A Kick In The Cunt' club!
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    Man, the No campaign really pulling out all the stops, aren't they?
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    You're something with a small c alright.
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    Banning guests from posting should have been DL's New Year resolution...
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    No, he went home yesterdie. (Works for me, I'm a Brummie)
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    Ron has posted a photo of himself on his web site with his Death List mug and Death List t-shirt. www.ronniebiggs.com It can be seen on the News pages of the web site and also on his Flickr pages (www.flickr.com/photos/ronniebiggs/).
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    POOR BOB! Pals Fear Frail Bob Barker Hasn’t Much More Time To Live! Yes, because most men at 93 do not have that much time left!
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    They've all signed up for a new series of The Adams Family
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    FFS sake, I've spent years perfecting that chat up technique and you diss it in one thoughtless sentence!
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    Morgue And Mindy. (sorry) Really sad and shocking news. Another icon of childhood gone.