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  1. 17 points
    A Mugabe joke: A Robert Mugabe joke - Dead Pig Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen." One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" Robert asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
  2. 15 points
    Many of you curmudgeons may have noticed that it's that time of year when the godawful British media report A-level results day with a deliberate focus on the high-achievers in an attempt to make the average student feel like dirt. Well, whilst I'm not one of those high-achievers, I'm pleased to say that I did get into my university of choice, that is the University of Stirling, and will be studying Philosophy there over the course of the next four years. In the meantime, I can celebrate the opportunity of leaving my dull and uninspired life behind and making some friends and enjoying myself for a change.
  3. 14 points
    Guys, I'm so excited this forum exists I was looking around to see if there was a website with betting odds for the death of Bush Sr., because I had a feeling he was going to die in 2017 since the year started. I agree with the prediction him and Barbara are going to die within a few weeks of each other. Maybe they'll even be hospitalized together and hold hands before going. Fingers crossed! But really, the death list is such an awesome concept. Finding this honestly made my week (summer always maked me depressed). My bet is that Jimmy Carter is going to last until 98-99, btw.
  4. 13 points
    Well at least his life insurance policy is sorted out. And he got a free fountain pen just for enquiring.
  5. 13 points
    Well thank god for that to be fair the BBC has been on its last legs for a long time .
  6. 12 points
    Oh wait, just checked the IP. Nice try Africa7777
  7. 12 points
    I attended the garden party at Holyrood yesterday and got to see Philip up close. I'm not a royalist but I love him and was far more excited to see him than the Queen. When they arrive they came down a steep stone staircase with around twenty steps, and both managed that fine. They then split up and did a separate meet and greet circuit each for about forty minutes before going into the tea tent. I had unknowingly managed to end up on his route. It took him ages to get around but he was stopping every few feet and talking to dozens of people, so no real indication of his abilities. When he appeared in front of me he seemed in remarkably good form for a man his age. Walking and standing straight, unaided unless you count his rolled up umbrella. Shorter than I expected but I suppose he's shrunk a bit. The familiar aged skin. He appeared to have a tiny hearing aid behind his left ear, but seemed very alert and responsive in conversation. As you can see, he's also a snazzy dresser.
  8. 12 points
    I like that the "related people" from a Google search for him is a hodgepodge of his contemporaries from boxing and his contemporaries from the DL.
  9. 12 points
    We were all wrong. The next big death was Teresa May's political career.
  10. 12 points
    What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood! BOOM BOOM!!
  11. 12 points
    Ron - as many of you may know - always enjoyed the Death List and those here who play it in the right spirit. He also made me promise that when he died I would post this message. His death was sudden, and he was in contact with Paul Bearer only a few days ago and was about to send Christmas Greetings to the site. So over to Ron: "You always did warn me that you would win in the end, so congratulations and thanks for your patience over these many years. I was honoured to be your ambassador and will miss you probably more than you will miss me. And if you ask, yes it was a life worth living, even with the regrets. i hope you all get as much out of life as I have. See you on the other side."
  12. 11 points
    My list: - USA's Congress voting members: 435 Representatives +100 Senators = 535 - UK's Members of Parliament (MPs) = 650 - Australia's Members of the House of Representatives = 150 - New Zealands's Members of Parliament (MPs) = 120 - Dáil Éireann Assembly of Ireland members = 158 - Every Head of State from every sovereign country in the world, plus their Vice President OR Advisor = 195*2 = 390 - The Dalai Lama = 1 - All living members of the Kardashian family as depicted in Keeping Up With the Kardashians = 14 535+650+150+120+158+390+1+14 = 2018
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  14. 11 points
    I think we should all write poems, Leah has inspired me. Leah don't die I didn't choose you My 2018 team Don't wanna lose you Keep writing poems About the Big C and help me prevail next year's DDP
  15. 11 points
    If only their father wasn't spending so much time on the DL forums. He could have spare time to discipline them.
  16. 11 points
    Damn, that Slovenian woman really has a thing for American republican politicians, hasn't she?
  17. 11 points
    Prince Charles might disagree.
  18. 11 points
    I come here to chill.
  19. 11 points
    "African American" - a euphemism increasingly applied to people who are neither African nor American. If you mean black people, say so.
  20. 11 points
  21. 11 points
    Yeh, God forbid the death of a child getting in the way of your TV viewing pleasure, you twat.
  22. 10 points
  23. 10 points
    That's how most of us feel when you post about university presidents and college basketball people.
  24. 10 points
    Texas chainsaw Massacre, a movie in which a crazy man kills white kids on a farm, surprised I've never heard of this.
  25. 10 points
    Really can't stand the whole "acceptance of homosexuality is paving the way for acceptance of wanting to fuck children/animals/what have you" perspective. Only one of those involves two consenting adults.
  26. 10 points
    Optmism can be misplaced as was the case with Ronnie James Dio and Robin Gibb.She is living her life to the full while she still can.Stage 4 lung cancer is a terrible diagnosis and I am. sure Leah knows as much.Her optimism revolves around the time she has.A very logical decision.She is creating precious memories for her partner and children by investing her time in shamanism which is clearly giving her and those around her great comfort.Good for her I say.I think she is going through the faze of being overly positive so that her nearest and dearest have a sense of joy when they reminisce about her in years to come.Much better for those you love dearly not to remember you as a poor helpless being but as someone full of joy and positivity.When you know your time is limited it makes sense to maximise the memories for those you leave behind. I am conficted in what I hope for Leah.I hope on balance she deteriates rapidly and dies in peace later this year rather than lingers on and suffers .As horrible as this sounds there is a logic to it.53 is no age to go at all.If you have to though it is better that it is not too drawn out.Although on a personal level I think shamism is bullshit. BUT if it helps Leah and her family cope with such a horrible situation then that is something to be celebrated.
  27. 10 points
    Voted Mugabe as I have not seen him posting today
  28. 10 points
    Legendary post here by the legendary Sir Creep, poster on the legendary Deathlist forums.
  29. 10 points
    Leah: Christ, after 30 verses, even I'm getting sick of fucking Kumbaya...
  30. 10 points
    Bit late in life to take up architecture now....
  31. 10 points
    Shame. One down, one to go.
  32. 9 points
    I'm really sad, but not that surprised to read about the death of Grant Hart. In my view his musical and songwriting talents were incredibly underrated and I hope history will be kind to him, as he never achieved the recognition he deserved in life. There aren't that many drummers who sing lead vocals, and Grant Hart was right up there with the best of them. Years ago, when I was a teenager getting into grunge, lots of these bands cited Husker Du as a huge influence on them, so bought their live album on cassette and was blown away. Eventually I ended up owning all of Husker Du's albums and, to this day, some of them still get played regularly. As Vinegar Tits points out above, Hart's next project, Nova Mob, were pretty damned good as well, but he never saw much in the way of chart action. Nova Mob's concept album The Last Days of Pompeii really deserved far more airplay than it actually got, but Hart seemed destined to forever remain in obscurity. His solo career never took off and he spent years playing in bars for very little money. There were rumours going around a few years ago that he had HIV, which given the fact he was a promiscuous gay man with a raging heroin habit in the late 80s and early 90s, may have had some substance to them. Grant Hart never made much money; he lived in his late parents' home until he accidentally set fire to it a few years ago. But he kept of writing and performing right up to the end, in the face of complete indifference to anyone but his minuscule fan base. If ever there was a case of life not being fair, Grant Hart probably fits the bill as a prime example. Oh, and the name of the album that got me hooked? The Living End.
  33. 9 points
    Well fuck me - I killed him.
  34. 9 points
    If it was a miss the fucking thing would still be alive!!!
  35. 9 points
    You could have prevented this.
  36. 9 points
    Mod powers are to be used lightly. I ain't gonna try to overthrow Mugabe, can you imagine the chaos it would cause?
  37. 9 points
    They've all signed up for a new series of The Adams Family
  38. 9 points
    To lose one Batman in a year may be regarded as a misfortune - to lose two seems like carelessness.....
  39. 9 points
    I think she's a shoe-in for next year.
  40. 9 points
    Walking in the footstep of giants, but I couldn't allow the DDP to gather rust.
  41. 9 points
    Sadly I fear the next heat he will endure is the crematorium...
  42. 9 points
    No, it won't even reach the Billboard top 100, I think.
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  44. 9 points
    "Kill Yourself" message left on police officer's car. Maybe an ex-poster has decided to take trolling to a new level
  45. 9 points
    Having never heard of him before, I do rather like the contrast between the Wiki pages for him and his wife: versus
  46. 9 points
    Well she's just joined the 'Needs A Kick In The Cunt' club!
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  48. 9 points
    Man, the No campaign really pulling out all the stops, aren't they?
  49. 9 points
  50. 9 points
    Ron has posted a photo of himself on his web site with his Death List mug and Death List t-shirt. www.ronniebiggs.com It can be seen on the News pages of the web site and also on his Flickr pages (www.flickr.com/photos/ronniebiggs/).