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  1. Posted

    Not only is he alive, he has a new book coming out this April. It's called Memories of a Munchkin. It's being published by Watson-Guptill and will retail for $39.95.

    Blimey, is he still milking that munchkin thing?

  4. Posted

    What a Cock

     

    Apparently Mr Brimley supports cock-fighting, although I too have never heard of him.

     

    I love the quote from this article

     

    "We have no intention of telling Mr. Brimley what he can or can't do with his dog."

     

    Looking at him, I feel that he probably does need telling exactly what he can't do with his dog.

     

    And his cock.

  5. Posted

    This seems as good a place as any to wish all those of the haggis-eating persuasion a pleasant evening and an easy time of it in the morning.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    His folks a' deid an' awa' lang syne-

    In case his memory we should tyne,

    Whistle this tune tae keep ye in min'

    At the muckin' o' Geordie's byre-

    Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,

     

    Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!

     

    Aboon them a' ye tak your place,

     

    Painch, tripe, or thairm:

     

    Weel are ye wordy of a grace worthy

     

    As lang's my arm.

     

     

    Care to translate notapotato?

  8. Posted

    God also has common sense  :lol:

    Interesting remark, Weatherman.

     

    Care to explain?

    He has common sense not to choose a man that never would have had enough cash to run for president if not for those bottles of Ketsup.

    I wish our American chums could make up their minds... is it God or money that gets you to the White House?

  10. Posted

    I saw Greg in July 2004 at a dog show in southern California.  I have seen him and talked with him over the last 5 years and he is in good health.  He is physically and mentally strong.

    I hope JRT doesn't mean this...

     

     

    JRT

  12. Posted

    Whilst we're on the subject of batman, I've been trying to find that fantastic clip of him (Adam West) dancing in an episode from the 60s TV series. I think he'd been hypnotised by Catwoman or somebody and had taken to drinking alcohol and going to discos of an evening. Apparently there is a website dedicated to batman's dancing but I've had no luck in finding it - any ideas?

    err...

    umm...

    ahh...

    now thenn..

     

    OK

    The Batusi

     

    And no, I don't have it bookmarked. I don't, I don't, I don't!

  13. Posted

    Or, Stan Lee, Creator of Spiderman and The Hulk comic books.

    aged 83 this year. Recently sued for spiderman movie money, gotta be a little stress on the guy.

    Bad news, he's gone and won his case, so it won't be the stress that gets him. Mind you he might blow it all on a bender and kill himself through excess....

     

    Spider-Cash

    Or some cruel child may pick his legs off one-by-one

  15. Posted

    Albert Hofmann rulez the world!!! He´s one of the most important ppl that existed on earth! I wish he lives forever and that his child lives into everyone mind and make ppl transcend realities and access other realms of existance. Mind Expansion.

     

    If the doors of perception were cleansed. Man would see things as they truly are, infinite.

     

    And let´s not forget to thank Gaia for it and for all other entheogens!!!

     

    VIVA PSYCHEDELICS!!!

    VIVA LSD-25!!!

    VIVA HOFMANN FOREVER!!!

    Err, thanks mum, but isn't it nearly time for the whist drive?

  17. Posted

    Not that I wish to hurry proceedings along, but there should be some reasonable telly, in the form of tributes and re-runs, when the appointed hour arrives.

    Oh yes, 24 hours of 'Clarence' back-to-back with 'The Magnificent Evans' should do the trick.

  20. Posted

    The Genius of Dan Quayle...

     

    It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

    -- Vice President Dan Quayle

     

    I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

    -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

     

    The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.

    -- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/15/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92, The New Yorker, 10/10/88, p.102)

     

    This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!

    -- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/2/88 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

     

    One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is `to be prepared'.

    -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 12/6/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

     

     

    A Grade A, copper-bottomed, fat steaming mess of a twunt.

  22. Posted

    Sorry Notapotato, I added an E to the end of your name.  Does this make it feminine?

    I believe many prominent Americans prefer that spelling.

     

    I assure you, Notapotato is no lady.

    Actually in 1992, the ex American Vice President, Dan Quayle made a major gaffe regarding the spelling of potato. He was visiting an elementary school and asked a Trenton, sixth grader to spell potato. The boy correctly spelled it, but Mr. Quayle tried to correct him by insisting that it was spelt “potatoe”

     

    This incident still follows Mr Quayle, even though it happened 15 years ago.

     

    1992: Dan Quayle and the ‘potatoe’ kid

     

     

     

    And so it should, the pig-ignorant twunt.

  23. Posted

    according to the latest triumph of print journalism, the Standard Lite (isn't that redundant?), Pete Doherty and Kate Moss were "all over each other" at her birthday party recently. Not sure whether this suggests an increase or decrease to his chances of keeling over - if she could get him on her diet plan then he'd probably be a decent bet.

     

    what's the difference between Kate Moss and a counterfeit dollar bill?

    Allegedly, he's been 'on her diet plan' for a while, that's why he's so messed up.

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