Anubis the Jackal
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Coming from Kent, I know there's not much for it to be proud of.
If someone took that off your hands, why would you ask for it back?
I see the "Shame of Lincolnshire" used the "Pride of Kent"
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For what it's worth, apparently Paul E. Normous, a wrestler who appeared in that god-awful new Mickey Rourke flick has been counted out for the last time.
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It will be a very slow cremation, turning the corpse round for hours at a temperature not quite hot enough to kill off the salmonella and listeria from the funeral directors unwashed hairy hands.
Mahmut Aygun, the inventor of the donor kebab, has died of cancer."Which casket would you like mrs Aygun?"
" Could we have the solid oak Regencey with a laminated hardwood base please?"
"Chilli Sauce and salad?"
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Interesting... the mid-January Llewellyn/Mortimer/Hart trifecta with the Morph-wrangler as my joker has hoist me up to second behind our new-found Russian chum. As ever, it's a good start for me which is bound to go into a mid-season slump and tail-off into mediocrity.
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This week, I re-read American Psycho. I first it read in my early '20's and at the same time as I was into quite full-on shock-fiction (Derek Raymond and the like) so it never really had a great impact. Damn, it's a good book.
Also John Pilgers' 'A Secret Country' a damning re-telling of the great Australian pioneer mythology.
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On my drive to work, I pass a commercial art gallery, normally full of shonky pretentious tat. However, the last couple of weeks there has been a giant 8 ft bronze sculpture of a squid on prominent display. I will try to break all traffic laws to get a picture at some point.
ATJ, willing to do time for deathlist and squid.
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[brummie]Or 'e moight have gon 'oam yesterdie [/brummie]
You never know, he might be "going home to die"... -
My sister, who as regular visitors may know survived her boat sinking from under her some years ago, was right next to where the plane did its' Neil Young impression.
Anyone wishing to avoid this Jonah may wish to know she's flying back from NYC to Heathrow some time tomorrow.
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There will be a Wally Stott obit I should imagine, simply because of the awesome string arrangements on the early Scott Walker LP's.
Like this beauty...
There doesn't seem to be an obit posted anywhere, either under the name of Angela Morley or Wally Stott.Nothing is mentioned on her official website either.
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Excellent...
"And now... the mortuary.""And if I could just ask you to help me with the shroud, Margot..."
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(tom waits : Heart Attack and Vine for those who can't be jiggered...)
quote name='DevonDeathTrip' date='Jan 12 2009, 01:00 PM' post='127741']David Vine has died of a heart attack aged 73.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/a...5Mp2CuEq_g5m7tg
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Ah, come on OoO. No-one is going to begrudge you anything were you to win the DDP. Is HKTMN 'One of Us?'
I'm pleased, a 2nd DDP hit ( I don't want to win it, but I'll de damned if I do badly) - but I do hope there's not going to be too many DDP deaths in the next few days!-Heaven Knows They're Miserable Now is storming away with the competition right now!
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Chapman Pincher, because it sounds a bit rude.
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I actually had to read the link to make sure you weren't joking about that name...
The Dear Leader appears to have named his youngest son, Jong Un, as his successor. -
Come in Number 6, your time is up.
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Oooh! Painful, but not life-threatening. She probably didn't rest enough first time it happened.
Happened to me, a doctor friend told me it was a combination of being tall and slim and ''too much of everything''
Actress Mariska Hargitay suffers collapsed lung. Notable since this is the second time its happened in the last month.http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/t..._hargitay_.html
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Big difference. I personally don't mind being called a Brit, a Limey, a Pommie or even a Palangi, as these terms are seldom accompanied by dogshit being posted through my letterbox or a mouthful of Combat 18 fist.
But what is the difference between shortening Pakistani to Paki, and shortening British to Brit, or shortening Australian to Aussie, or shortening Scottish to Scot? -
I'm sorry, but the outdated irrelevance, who is funded by the public purse, called someone a 'paki' and someone a 'queer.'
Any other publicly funded figure, policeman, MP or whoever, would have been sacked straight off, and quite rightly too.
I like Harry sometimes, this latest thing is just another way of giving him a bashing - if the video had showed someone saying 'and there's Harry, our little Brit friend' nobody would have blinked an eye - in fact I'm getting right pissed off with this country's way of telling us all how we should speak, what we should laugh at and what's acceptable for us to see. Bollocks to the lot of it, I'm off to Room 101
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Thank you for your kind offer Bruno, however I fear the commute may not be practical. Banshees, I did try playing music for a living, but resigned myself to the ranks of semi-pro several years back.
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The company I work for. Any day now....
Anyone want to give me a job? Big Issue? Spare change?
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I'm not surprised. Someone who worked in my company before I joined got engaged to that pillar of feminine virtue, Rosemary West, while she was in prison
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Ron Asheton aka Rock Action, Guitarist from Detroits' finest sons, The Stooges has died aged 60 of suspected heart attack.
Balls.
He was f*****g excellent.
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If he's got Lou Gehrig's disease, whose disease has Lou Gehrig got?
For anybody in a pool where youth nets extra points, I think it's worth keeping tabs on Orlando Thomas, 36, a former player for the Minnesota Vikings. He'll likely make it through this year, but he's got Lou Gehrig's disease, so his condition could worsen at any time. Sufferers usually die within 3-5 years, and next year will be his 3rd.
The Ones That Got Away...
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Total German dead....0