Exu
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Here's my list :-
1) John McCain
2) Olivia Newton-John
3) Michael Schumacher
4) Leah Bracknell
5) George Bush (Snr)
6) Jimmy Greaves
7) Stephen Hawking
8) Jill Gascoigne
9) Olivia de Havilland
10) Nobby Stiles
Subs
11) Kirk Douglas
12) Freddie Starr
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John Manners is 103 years old and is the oldest living first class cricketer on the planet. he's going on my list.
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Peter Key has cancelled his tour due to family reasons. Somebody isn't well sadly
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Cheggers goes pop
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I'll struggle into work tomorrow (combination of a five mile bike ride and 35 minutes on a train). Those that live half an hour away by car will no doubt swerve getting into work "because it's too difficult".
The train on Friday morning was a third full when it is usually rammed. Shocking to see the effect that an inch of snow has on the British psyche!
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I'm slightly surprised as I had Rolf Harris and Stewart Hall on my list of nonces to go this year.
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We are in for a cold snap so that'll do for Mr Phillips I reckon
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My 15th hit of the year! Hopefully the sick bastard will rot
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4 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:No no, it'll have to be Miss/Mrs/Ms/Dame Dog Anal Gland
My teenage kids inform me that these days you can choose your own gender or not state a preference either way. I'm just an old fart it seems.
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Mr Dog Anal Gland any good to you?
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Alan Partridge has inspired so many people it seems.
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For a minute I thought this was the ex-England quick bowler who was part of the Ashes winning team of 2005. I know that his injury plagued career had gotten him down a bit,but hopefully he doesn't fall into the "he might do something daft" category.
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It's on the BBC as well. Doesn't look great for him.
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Cheers, that's what I call a good service
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It was pointed out to me some time ago that Prosperina is a female name. I'm a bloke and as you can imagine this has caused me endless sleepless nights and so I'm biting the bullet and requesting a change to Exu.
Many thanks in. anticipation
PS, Yesif you are wondering, the phallus is a completely accurate representation !!
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2 hours ago, CoffinLodger said:I haven't suffered any bereavments but I have just heard that a lifelong friend took his own life today after losing disability benefits under the govts 'fit for work' tests. He had multiple sclerosis and liver cancer but was told he was deemed fit for work. It's really devastated me.He was always so cheerful and full of life. and tried to overcome the odds.This was clearly one burden too much for him.
Sorry to hear of your loss . I've got a mate who has Parkinson's. The poor sod can't walk more than fifty yards, but shuffles along with a stick. He still has his licence, but can obviously only drive an automatic. He had a car under the disability scheme, but the government agency wankers have just taken it off him saying that he doesn't meet the criteria.. Unless he can raise a few quid his one bit of independence has been ripped from him. These sods have blood on their hands.
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On 26 October 2017 at 12:18, maryportfuncity said:Jimmy and Des O' Connor are doing the odd gigs this year - anyone hereabouts planning to see them, like in Reading on Sunday?
Ken Dodd is still on the road apparently.
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I bet he hasn't kept his hands to himself in the intervening period.
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He's suffering with haemorrhoids then?
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Jill Gascoigne for me
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Good to see you paying attention!!!
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Went to the Nou Camp on Saturday night to watch Barcelona play malaga. The game was average, but the highlight was my son asking a food vendor for chips and a burger. He was offered a tuna baguette by way of a substitute by the puzzled local. My lad has a lot to learn about cultural differences
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