Godot's mum

Godot is in a state of collapse and unable to speak. His trousers are in the wash. Am administering gravy intravenously. That should do it.

Mr. One Shot. My Godot asked me to wish you a happy birthday on his behalf. He can't be here himself because he's doing something in the attic. I just heard him shouting: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" Don't know what that's all about. I'm trying to keep him out of this place. It hasn't been good for his health.

Dont you mean a SKELF? I thought that would be one that would have a local name, wonder what they call it in the US? I'm pretty sure the generally accepted word is "needle," even in the US. Although why she used a needle and not tweezers is a little frightening. Maybe she just grabbed one of the discarded ones up off the floor. Young man I ought to put you over my knee, pull down your trousers and smack your bare backside for that remark. You wouldn't sit down for a week.

No, I'm Godot's mum and you are a very naughty boy exposing all those Oompahloompas in such an obvious way.