AnnualFlyBy

Just to burst your bubble, I've never been upsold aftershave in any shop I've ever been into, you might want to wash more thoroughly or next time they'll be upselling you femfresh....

Well this is the least creative way of getting DDP hints I've ever seen

Almost adding him to my DDP team then remembered the golden rule of deadpooling.... Never Trust a tip from OoO or Spade

On the note of politicians, Bill Rodgers and Dick Taverne (excellent names) who served in Wilson's first government are still alive at the age of 93.

Dead in new year from a 'short illness;' then, always a notoriously private man, so this is good hiding his obvious ill health.

He was an MP for 40 years - and was sacked by Blair as a minister for being too much of a red Tory when it came to benefit reforms - and later resigned for being too pro-Brexit for the Labour Party in 2018, he's easily famous enough.

Frank Field and Jimmy Carter seem notable absences from that list....

Tommy James is 74 next year.

I don't think the teams that submit early are the ones responsible for the most premature deaths, it's the barrel scrapers for new year. At the risk of driving another DDP host to quit (anyone heard from tmib recently?)- the easier answer would be to allow more subs.

How the hell would everyone entering in 15 days instead of 31 days give them less last minute work? That's the same of teams in half the time....

To be honest maybe that's why they're releasing him - to train ineffective Covid marshall's Europe over?

4 hits is a good showing by my standards in this, especially as I had to submit before the rest of you.

Tomasz Schafernaker is clearly in ill health, don't forget - a 50 pointer if ever I saw one

The joke is everybody using a glorified cold as an excuse to shut themselves inside and ruin the economy.

Check his name, I doubt he's at all new around here, nice to know the former host of the Hartleypool Deadlypool is alive.