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  1. In that case, I'll have a go too.

    Nobody likes you, Bru... sorry... Serf; you're the dog-sh*t on the shoe of this forum. Save your energy, sir, and p*ss off before Mr. Hopkins comes knocking at your door.

    Well darling it is so so very nice to hear from the likes of you. Of course since you have already tried to claim that you are me and have been called out on it I should not be surprised from your disgraceful tone. Of course I must wonder, if you sincerely believe that you are me (or is it that I am you?) then why are you attacking in such venoumous a manner?


  2. Not sure if he's been mentioned already, but B. B. King is currently on his farewell European tour.

    At 80 and with diabetes and considering his gruelling tour schedule over the years he could be one for consideration.

     

    He's been discussed before - I forget if it was in his own thread or in the "Looking Healthy" thread - but evidentely he's been in tip-top shape at performances, even after he suffered two personally tragedies within the space of a week. Convincing enough evidence somewhere on these forums that I took him off my list.

     

    Of course, I did the same with Roger Ebert. :angry:

    Visit the barber young man.


  3. I have one word for this piece of news:

     

    F**k.

     

    My roommate informed me a few months ago that Lay would be a good choice, so I placed him at #11 on my list, just one person shy of making it to my Rotten Deadpool for 2006-2007.

     

    I could have had another hit, I'm pissed. And having to renew my passport today at Canadian Government Offices certainly didn't do anything to start my day off right. :angry:

    Let me summon up the appearance of acting as if I care.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    No, I am afraid that simply is not possible.


  4. You don't say! Now, it would also behoove you to inform us of the average age attained prior to demise of all of these women.

     

    Martha Dandridge Custis Washington Age at Death: 70

    Abigail Smith Adams Age at Death: 73

    Martha Wayles Skelton Jefferson Age at Death: 33

    Dolley Payne Todd Madison Age at Death: 81

    Elizabeth Kortright Monroe Age at Death: 62

    Louisa Catherine Johnson Adams Age at Death: 77

    Rachel Donelson Jackson Age at Death: 61

    Hannah Hoes Van Buren Age at Death: 35

    Anna Symmes Harrison Age at Death: 88

    Letitia Christian Tyler Age at Death: 51

    Julia Gardiner Tyler Age at Death: 69

    Sarah Childress Polk Age at Death: 69

    Margaret Smith Taylor Age at Death: 63

    Abigail Powers Fillmore Age at Death: 55

    Jane Means Appleton Pierce Age at Death: 57

    Harriet Lane Johston-Hostess for Buchanan Age at Death: 73

    Mary Todd Lincoln Age at Death: 63

    Eliza McCardle Johnson Age at Death: 65

    Julia Dent Grant Age at Death: 76

    Lucy Ware Webb Hayes Age at Death: 57

    Lucretia Rudolph Garfield Age at Death: 85

    Ellen Lewis Herndon Arthur Age at Death: 42

    Caroline Lavina Scott Harrison Age at death: 60

    Frances Folsom Cleveland Age at Death: 83

    Ida Saxton McKinley Age at Death: 59

    Edith Carow Roosevelt Age at Death: 87

    Helen Herron Taft Age at Death: 82

    Ellen Axson Wilson Age at Death: 54

    Edith Galt Wilson Age at Death: 89

    Florence Kling DeWolfe Harding Age at Death: 64

    Grace Goodhue Coolidge Age at Death: 78

    Lou Henry Hoover Age at Death: 68

    Anna Eleanor Roosevelt Age at Death: 78

    Bess Trueman - above.

    Mary "Mamie" Doud Eisenhower Age at Death: 82

    Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Age at Death: 64

     

     

    Claudia "Lady Bird" Taylor Johnson

    Date of Birth: December 22, 1912

     

    Thelma "Pat" Ryan Nixon Age at Death: 81

     

    Betty Bloomer Warren Ford

    Date of Birth: July 28, 1929

     

    Rosalynn Smith Carter

    Date of Birth: August 18, 1927

     

    Nancy Davis Reagan

    Date of Birth: July 6, 1921

     

    Barbara Pierce Bush

    Date of Birth: June 8, 1925

     

    Hillary Rodham Clinton

    Date of Birth: October 26, 1947

     

    Laura Welch Bush

    Date of Birth: November 4, 1946

    Oh, well done OoO, well done! Thank you ever so much!


  5. By the way, we are back down to 6th on the Google search results.

    How can this egregious error be rectified millwall32? (and did you know your photo looks eerily similar to that of the late George Carlin?)

     

    It is he. He is alive. You don't know what your talking about.

    Are you sure about that millwall32? I checked the Social Security death records and found him dwelling there rather securely.


  6. Not sure if he's been mentioned already, but B. B. King is currently on his farewell European tour.

    At 80 and with diabetes and considering his gruelling tour schedule over the years he could be one for consideration.

    Who will replace him in those lovely commercials he does with the young man for those blood readers?


  7. British Jazz trombonist Don Lusher has died.

    I met him once.

     

    don.jpg

    Do tell! He seems quite the dashing gentleman in the picture which you have supplied. When you met him was it in the midst of a musical engagement or some other venue?

    I myself greatly enjoy good jazz and am rather entranced by trombone players.

     

    So sad to see him go, indeed a tragic loss for all the world.


  8. Bye Kenny-boy, :D I hope your "heart attack" was a prolonged and painful one. I eagerly await the various conspiracy theories to be published over the coming days/weeks, as to whom it was that bumped you off, and exactly how. We all know why, you money-grubbing, lying, egomaniacal sack of sh*t.

     

    Can we have Thatcher next, please? Maybe Jesse Helms too?

    Sorry to break the news to you, you miserable whoring twaddle deliverer; but, Mr.Lay went rather suddenly. As to Mr.Helms, he is a sweet doddering old man and there is no reason to wish him ill.


  9. According to the Smithsonian, Lady Bird Johnson is now the second longest lived former occupant of the White House after Bess Truman who died at 97 in 1982.

    You don't say! Now, it would also behoove you to inform us of the average age attained prior to demise of all of these women. While you are at it, would you be so kind as to run a comparison list of their ages as opposed to the age reached of women who are wed to Presidents of other nations? Gavin loves having these extra rare tidbits of information available at all times and if you supply it he shall be most eternally grateful.


  10. I dont really think O'Sullevan scores enough on the famous test for

    the dl. Even though he may be known in the UK somewhat he isent that famous

    in America. :D

    Something tells me that few if any particularly care what you think about this matter.


  11. By the way, we are back down to 6th on the Google search results.

    How can this egregious error be rectified millwall32? (and did you know your photo looks eerily similar to that of the late George Carlin?)


  12. I believe I have been remiss in entering into the fray on this matter. From what I have been able as of yet to ascertain, Windsor seems a pleasant and polite enough member, unlike the aforementioned starcrossed who is claiming to be me.


  13. What is the purpose of this pointless pinned thread, I can't remember the last time an irate visitor posted anything here.

     

    It's just full of waffle from members, time it was unpinned and allowed to disappear.

     

    I sort of agree. Can't they just rage in the Drunken Fights thread?

     

    Not all of the members here are drunkards and we too need a place to vent verbosely.


  14. I was Bennett Cerf. Like a submariner on DL shore-leave, I was just getting some whoring out of my system...

     

     

     

    Bugger, forgot to sign in as Bennett

     

     

    My dear, sad delusional child. You were never me because as one can plainly see you are a classless, tasteless, senseless, useless creature. I on the other hand am a gentleman of the highest calibre; something which you can never even come close to attaining.

     

     

    As to me, I have been here all along I just saw no reason to enter into yet another worthless banter-about of words with a simpleton such as yourself.

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