Joltin Joe

You will, just from a different guy.

He has no power whatsoever to pardon state crimes, only federal ones.

He looks in decent shape. He wouldn't be the worst drop, as long as we bring him back for 2026. https://x.com/EastwoodMalpaso/status/1848826518727692671

Hurricane Helene is forecasted to go near or right over the town of Plains. I sure hope he can live a few days without electricity and doesn't have any large oaks trees that could fall on the house!

There goes David Graham!

He's probably a late 2025 or 2026 hit, at the earliest. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bruce-willis-looks-puzzled-annoyed-193032633.html

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/arnold-schwarzenegger-worried-dirty-laundry-160443625.html Some details about a lawsuit involving his show FUBAR, but we have health rumors in there as well. He already seems like someone living on borrowed time.

Man who shares his name with Deadpool sentenced to death in Florida Hope it's slow and painful for this freakshow scum

indicted again

Florida man strikes again

That wouldn't be a very smart move for him. There is no way the current house is letting Harris nominate a VP, never mind the implications of counting electoral votes come January 6th...

Wanker isn't as common, but yeah, very insulting here too.

Barf react added when?

It started with a bad headache But he still isn't telling. My guess is some kind of stroke or brain hemorrhage.

Dagestan in Russia. My guess is Islamic terrorism being that churches and synagogues were targeted https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crgggwg158do.amp

We misunderstood Jason Carter. When he said his grandpa sleeps all day, he dropped out a key word. He meant to say, he sleeps AROUND all day. Good old Jimmy is too busy with that to have time to visit the kids.

Just since I've been here, it kind of reminds me of Shane MacGowan. He's being sent home with his wife and everyone thought that meant he was getting better. Turns out he just wanted to die at home, don't blame him.

I guess self deprecation is a virtue now? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jun/03/getting-fit-could-turn-you-into-a-rightwing-jerk

Wrestler Aurelian Smith Jr, AKA Jake "The Snake" Roberts, has so many health issues that it has it's own lengthy subsection in his Wikipedia article.

Jason Carter interviewed again. So make of his remarks what you will. On his grandfather "No change really" and "Isn't awake every day" https://www.southernliving.com/jimmy-carter-update-grandson-jason-carter-plains-8660173

Here is the full interview, referenced in the post above by Comped. He seems fine, still very upbeat, and is staying physically active. I think anyone is going to have at least some mild short term memory loss at 98. Not the worst DL pick though, I plan on keeping him on my shadowlists from here on simply due to actuarial odds at that age. https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffconway/2024/05/29/dick-van-dyke-reflects-on-his-beloved-career-i-am-so-happy-that-i-picked-the-work-that-i-did/?sh=4f2358363528

https://www.centuryofcarter.com/ You can sign him a card, not that he will likely ever see it.

That's an argument for much more careful dispensation of the death penalty, no doubt about it. The utmost and extreme standards of proof even. But there's no reason to keep living someone like say, Ted Bundy, or John Wayne Gacy.