Sasnak

Kate Middleton (cancer) King Charles (old plus cancer) Camilla (old plus 40 Rothmans a day) Prince Harry (suicide or the John Lennon experience, whichever comes first)

Kemi Badenoch for the win. She could certainly lose the next election. Looking at her teeth she might recruit a few dentists, however. It’s a shame JDog hasn’t thrown his top hat into the ring. We could do with a leader who relates to the common man

Like you said earlier in the thread, someone will have him. Boast in your book about killing foreigners abroad from the safety of your helicopter means at some point its payback. Plus he lives in the land of the gun.

Anything in the DL rules that state the subject has to be human? If not then Larry the Cat might be worth a punt https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/larry-the-cat-uk-death-plan-downing-street-b2601747.html

Heard that Kate Middleton ain’t likely to make Christmas. Plus Charlie Sausage Fingers is likely to fall off his throne before new year and this makes an interesting double for a bet. I cannot see any bookies offering odds. I went into Coral but they wouldn’t offer anything either. The woman said it was sickening……………and this is coming from a representative of a company that brings misery to countless people through gambling addiction and takes bets on what can only be described as legalised animal cruelty. Are there any bookmakers that specialise in the macabre that will happily take my ten pound punt?

Please change you avi pic to this. Very appropriate for the forum. I’d add an avi picture but the forum link isn’t working (at least on iPhone) at the moment

Sorry, I would have gone outside for a look but I was busy snorting coke and getting it on with a couple of hot women. You know how it is, priorities and all that. Okay the above is BS. It was cloudy in Leicestershire