Rebecca de Winter

She's a fine young woman. Cheers, Pooka....so, how goes the stalking??

Cheers, Lady Die! I like your style, posting without sniping....

Oh dear. That last post is certainly going to piss off a few moderators. Especially one of our Australian friends...er members. And some Yorkshire folk too! What is LOL? Ludicrous outrageous language? I'm betting that most of the members of DL are around half my age, so do you expect me to believe that you don't know all the internet lingo? Or is this another one of your little jokes? Translation - LOL means Laugh Out Loud, for those of you who really don't know all the abbreviations used on the net.

Eeeeeewwwwwww. This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that??? The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname. You really don't know who I am, do you? Tammy Faye Bakker! If I looked like her, I really would suicide...

Well so far we know that you are Australian/New Zealandish and that you are an annoying cow. So my guess would be Germaine Greer. And you must be...wait....a teenager who has a super-inflated view of his own self-importance, due, no doubt, to the fact that his parents abandoned him in a phone box, and he was adopted by George Bush...and who never reads messages properly....and that would be "Australasian", the word you were looking for....and, btw. is "cow" the best you can do?

D- Must try harder. Again, you wish......

Eeeeeewwwwwww. This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that??? The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname. You really don't know who I am, do you? Napoleon? Catherine the Great? Ivan the Terrible? Ok I give up, who do you claim to be? Probably not anyone famous enough to make it onto your Deathlist, but my name still carries some clout in certain circles....beyond that I cannot say....

Join the DL Chat Lady CR and you will find out all about them, I think the masterclass on the 'Rampant Rabbit' was 3 weeks ago, the repeat can be seen this coming Sunday at 6.10p.m., coincides with 'Songs of Praise' . As you all must know by now The Pooka is a woman. I'll be there in the Chat Room to listen to your stories girls. In the immortal words of Martin Freeman....ya wha.....oh I.......I dunno.... Join us, you know you want to... LOL!!

If you give me your address I could get a professional to take you out... You wish.....

Paris, France....here's me looking like a scruff, in a boutique, trying to buy a dress for a night out in a casino in Monaco....all the shop assistants are dressed better than me and are looking down their very French noses with loathing at me....reluctantly, one of them comes over and says, "Madame?", archly...madame, in very bad French, tells this bird what I want, and before I know it, all the shop assistants are all over me like a rash, I was trying on heaps of dresses and being told "Madame looks tres jolie" in every one of them, and, before you could say Jack Robinson, voila, I was out in the street with the most expensive dress in the shop in a bag, and wondering what the hell had just happened!

This has got to be the funniest thread I've read so far.....the tears are running down my face.....so, how funny is it to try and slash your wrists with a bread knife and, this not being very successful, chucking yourself off a balcony after consuming a bottle of port.....and then not ending up dead, but being banged up in hospital for three months, unable to walk?? Next time I will take an overdose....much more effective...I think...

On the off-chance this hasn't already been mentioned, join Deathlist and sit around reading threads all day....

Brilliant, Lady Die, I totally concur, wholeheartedly....and people who water their b****y gardens when our country is on water restrictions! Ditto! And parents who go to the supermarket together and take their children. One parent could stay at home with the kids.... Double ditto!! And people who park opposite your driveway so you can't get out of your own *bleeping* driveway without hitting them!! Hitting them would be a great solution if it wasn't for the fact that you'd probably damage your own car. Absolutely.....One day, I'm going to buy a big truck and run over them....

Brilliant, Lady Die, I totally concur, wholeheartedly....and people who water their b****y gardens when our country is on water restrictions! Ditto! And parents who go to the supermarket together and take their children. One parent could stay at home with the kids.... Double ditto!! And people who park opposite your driveway so you can't get out of your own *bleeping* driveway without hitting them!!

Brilliant, Lady Die, I totally concur, wholeheartedly....and people who water their b****y gardens when our country is on water restrictions!

Join the DL Chat Lady CR and you will find out all about them, I think the masterclass on the 'Rampant Rabbit' was 3 weeks ago, the repeat can be seen this coming Sunday at 6.10p.m., coincides with 'Songs of Praise' . As you all must know by now The Pooka is a woman. I'll be there in the Chat Room to listen to your stories girls. In the immortal words of Martin Freeman....ya wha.....oh I.......I dunno....

The last few times I've seen her its been dark............ and she was screaming so i'm not really the best judge. Ha ha!.........Pooka, you should be locked up.....but I guess they'd have to catch you first...

Eeeeeewwwwwww. This, from a peron who professes not to know who he is??? What's up with that??? The Eeeeeewwwwww is referring to you, not whatzizname. You really don't know who I am, do you?

Thanks, I think.....responsible? Moi? Oh, please! But, definitely having fun.....

Join the DL Chat Lady CR and you will find out all about them, I think the masterclass on the 'Rampant Rabbit' was 3 weeks ago, the repeat can be seen this coming Sunday at 6.10p.m., coincides with 'Songs of Praise' . Honey, I know as much about them as I would ever need to know...but thanks for the tip... In the absence of a "lesser man", I'll do it...How about the tip of your.......nose, Anubis? - I can't believe I said that... There's a phrase that seems to fit you to a "T" Lady Clarissa: real chilli hot stuff. Stop it, you're turning me on.....

Join the DL Chat Lady CR and you will find out all about them, I think the masterclass on the 'Rampant Rabbit' was 3 weeks ago, the repeat can be seen this coming Sunday at 6.10p.m., coincides with 'Songs of Praise' . Honey, I know as much about them as I would ever need to know...but thanks for the tip... In the absence of a "lesser man", I'll do it...How about the tip of your.......nose, Anubis? - I can't believe I said that...

Because we are open minded, experimental and not constrained by society's archaic attitudes about sex. Oh, and because I was raised by a hippie. Actually I think society has takin a huge step in the course of sexual freedom. The world has changed rapidly over the past fifty years. And, thankyou, Shere Hite, for that enlightening thought....

You don't know when to stop. If I were a billionair, I would pay the few thousand dollars for you to spend the weekend with him. But I would wait twenty five years. I can only say this: "Never give up! Never surrender!" - and - "nothing ventured, nothing gained" (and, it was a joke, joyce) What makes you think I can't afford a plane fare to England? Honey, that is so not funny, he'll be pushing up daisies by then....and maybe I will be too....aahhh, the lengths to which jealousy will drive a man....I do think that my hero really does have a rival for my affections....anyway, what makes you think I would, uh oh, wait a minute....has this got something to do with me posting that I have had r/ships with men many years older, and younger, than myself? All I can say is there were special circumstances...and, no, I didn't meet them on the net!! And, no, I'm not a hooker, either!! My stars, I really had better shut up now...

It seems the years have not been kind to La Wyatt - shame really, as she was quite the cutie "way back when"...not that I fancied her myself....her sometime "de facto" is really more to my liking....