Rebecca de Winter

BORED NOW.

Bloody hell! Curiouser and curiouser...it seems the kid has a hard road to hoe, and Scotland isn't exactly a place conducive to happiness, is it? I mean, I got so depressed when I was there I nearly drove into Loch Katrine, on purpose! You should learn your surroundings before you start mouthing off. That comment in likely to cause more upset to you than it will to me... And now you're going to tell me that Aberdeen isn't in Scotland? Or Loch Katrine isn't either? I have actually been to Scotland, and Loch Katrine is actually there, and I'm pretty sure Aberdeen is too, although I haven't been there, and if you don't live in Aberdeen, don't blame me , as it was Geronimo who said you did...always looking for an excuse, aren't you...as for mouthing off, I thought you would have won prizes for it by now...and, btw, bite me... Oh no, I wasn't saying that. I was merely warning you not to mouth off about Scotland as many of the most popular members live in or have links with country. They are also more passionate about their country than I am. Mostly because they don't actually live there anymore (Connery syndrome). LOL!

Bloody hell! Curiouser and curiouser...it seems the kid has a hard road to hoe, and Scotland isn't exactly a place conducive to happiness, is it? I mean, I got so depressed when I was there I nearly drove into Loch Katrine, on purpose! You should learn your surroundings before you start mouthing off. That comment in likely to cause more upset to you than it will to me... And now you're going to tell me that Aberdeen isn't in Scotland? Or Loch Katrine isn't either? I have actually been to Scotland, and Loch Katrine is actually there, and I'm pretty sure Aberdeen is too, although I haven't been there, and if you don't live in Aberdeen, don't blame me , as it was Geronimo who said you did...always looking for an excuse, aren't you...as for mouthing off, I thought you would have won prizes for it by now...and, btw, bite me... Oh no, I wasn't saying that. I was merely warning you not to mouth off about Scotland as many of the most popular members live in or have links with country. They are also more passionate about their country than I am. Just a word of warning before you slip even further down than me on the popularity scale... You people never cease to amaze me - you snipe and joke around, but there's hardly one of you who can actually take a joke...it was a joke about Scotland being depressing, you nit...I love Scotland - I wish I'd had the time to see more of it - I was there in the summer and it was beautiful, and the people were lovely too, and if you are even vaguely interested, I also have links with that particular corner of the UK - you wanted to know my claim to fame? Try this - Marie de Guise, Queen to James V of Scotland, and mother to Mary Queen of Scots...it's too bad you are not passionate about your country, you should be - it may be a better outlet for your considerable energy...and why would you even care if the other members tore strips off me? I would have thought you'd enjoy that immensely...

I'm not actually into humiliating retired actors, so I would have to pass, even though it would mean not being able to touch my hero...so, thanks, but no thanks...

A radio play would be a sedate return. As would a chat show appearance. In recent years the poor fellow has done little more active than lob the occasional pickled onion at Charlie Drake (before a round of Horlicks and off to bed at 6). You are too cruel, Pooka....as I understand it, as of about six weeks ago, he was showing little sign of debility, so perhaps something a little more strenuous than reading lines might be in order....and 62 is hardly old...I wouldn't be writing him off just yet...so, who's up for writing the script, or do I have to do everything myself?

Bloody hell! Curiouser and curiouser...it seems the kid has a hard road to hoe, and Scotland isn't exactly a place conducive to happiness, is it? I mean, I got so depressed when I was there I nearly drove into Loch Katrine, on purpose! You should learn your surroundings before you start mouthing off. That comment in likely to cause more upset to you than it will to me... And now you're going to tell me that Aberdeen isn't in Scotland? Or Loch Katrine isn't either? I have actually been to Scotland, and Loch Katrine is actually there, and I'm pretty sure Aberdeen is too, although I haven't been there, and if you don't live in Aberdeen, don't blame me , as it was Geronimo who said you did...always looking for an excuse, aren't you...as for mouthing off, I thought you would have won prizes for it by now...and, btw, bite me...

I wasn't suggesting any such thing, but I still find you intriguing...in a purely platonic way, you understand... My man? I wish....and it's The Pooka who is suggesting a "sedate" return to "action"- surely a contradiction in terms? Radio, be buggered! It's Dick Turpin or nothing! Oh, wait, Dick Turpin the real bloke was hanged, so that would have to be out I guess...how about "Intimate Strangers", with RO'S and myself in the lead roles?

Bloody hell! Curiouser and curiouser...it seems the kid has a hard road to hoe, and Scotland isn't exactly a place conducive to happiness, is it? I mean, I got so depressed when I was there I nearly drove into Loch Katrine, on purpose!

What a hilarious idea, Geronimo! I say, go for it! I'm so sorry I can't be there to join in! Yep, it's Twickenham - 72 Staines Road, Twickenham....

Well so far we know that you are Australian/New Zealandish and that you are an annoying cow. So my guess would be Germaine Greer. And you must be...wait....a teenager who has a super-inflated view of his own self-importance, due, no doubt, to the fact that his parents abandoned him in a phone box, and he was adopted by George Bush...and who never reads messages properly....and that would be "Australasian", the word you were looking for....and, btw. is "cow" the best you can do? Most amusing LG . You must forgive Windsor. He's bitter. He lives in Aberdeen, famous for its webcam. Cheers, Geronimo...and I thought he was bitter because he is always in desperate need of a shag...at least, according to some past posts by some of you blokes?

Whatever...

Nope. A bloke posting on here a while back got off on pictures of people being restrained with a hand over their mouth. Now that was weird. Anyway, we banned him. But I suspect that 99%+ of blokes don't get off on insulting, macho, death-threat s**t. Probably. It would be the 1 % who do that I would be worried about. Are you a bloke?

Question - do all you blokes get off on all this insulting, macho, death-threat s**t?? Well, I suppose it's cheaper than phone sex....

Given Clarissa's concupiscent inclinations I doubt that any role beside (or under) her Ladyship would be beneficial to the health of our hero. He is in need of an altogether more sedate return to the public eye. Given Dick Turpin's concupiscent inclinations, and perhaps those of Mr. O'Sullivan himself, such an enterprise could only be appropriate (why not let him decide?).....and not being a "ball-breaker", I would be inclined to encourage said hero to be a "cave-man" and "take the lead," if you get my drift....

Your comments never fail to get my attention, MPFC....who are you?? I have my suspicions....what an inspired idea! But I doubt whether anyone here would donate one cent to anything which would bring me one inch closer to realising my dream...I'm sure they would rather do a whip round to pay a hitman to "take me out", as in kill me, not date me...I had considered borrowing on my inheritance and heading to that green and pleasant land...I could shelve my book for a while and write a screenplay, I suppose....the idea of my hero and I in a film together, especially one about a highwayman, certainly is very appealing, however from what I have heard, Mr. O'Sullivan would take a lot of persuading, and I'm not sure I'm up for it, at least not without resorting to that age-old ploy of using sex to get what I want. One more thing - did any highwaymen ever live to be 62?? Your thoughts did make me smile, though...

Did you mean antonym rather than acronym? Or were you being frightfully antonymitcal and you really meant synonym? I said what I meant and I meant what I said...you figure it out...ha ha

Yeah, Richard O' Sullivan most certainly has, we've just gotta convince him to share it. Good luck with that, MPFC, cos I'm getting nowhere on that score, not for the lack of trying, you understand....short of busting into BH and draping myself naked over his television set, I'm at a loss to figure out a way to get his attention....and then he'd probably only say, "get out of the way, I can't see the footy" or something like that...

She's a fine young woman. Cheers, Pooka....so, how goes the stalking?? Fine. Fine. Pull back the blinds and give me a wave! You seriously don't think that I could be the object of your affection, do you??....I wish I could say yes to that, but sadly no, I didn't spend years with Richard O'Suillivan when he was younger and drop-dead gorgeous (not that I don't still fancy him, cos I do) , and become the mother of his only child, and chuck a hissy fit and storm off, eternally regretting having done so....and one more thing, La Wyatt is so very much older than I, that probably being one advantage to not being her! I certainly wouldn't have left him, and then he wouldn't be banged up in BH, and I wouldn't be here talking rubbish, would I?

Patience, Clarissa. Sometimes you can sit in a tree for weeks without getting a sighting of a loved one. You really crack me up, Pooka! I would indeed be waiting for eternity since I am not even in England, so it seems pointless for me to sit in a tree. Are there even any trees overlooking BH? I suspect not....the weather here is warming up, so I expect that the weather there is getting cool - it would not do for La Wyatt to find a frozen Pooka on her front lawn one morning, having fallen out of the tree during the night...

So, has anyone got any new and/or interesting information about Richard O'Sullivan that they would like to share with the group at all???

Too true...."Lady" is usually an acronym for "slut"....no disrespect intended, Lady Die and Lady Grendel...

If you give me your address I could get a professional to take you out... Windsor, why would a classy dame like Lady Clarissa Richmond need to pay for the services of a male escort? I'm sure she's beating off suitors with a stick! Bravo, GK5, well said....and I thank you sincerely...you must be one of the sharpest pencils in this box...

D- Must try harder. Again, you wish...... Ah yes, the "you wish" defence; a classic variant of the more widely-used "no comment". I believe Saddam Hussein's lawyers had originally instructed him to use the "you wish" tactic when confronted with his charges, but he opted instead for the "refusal to recognise the authority of the court" route. He still has the option, however, of telling the judge that he stinks and claiming to be "minty-skiller" than him "by a factor of infinity plus one". Actually, not a defence in my case, merely an interpretation of the fact that I believe some of the members/moderators of DL would like to see me......dead.....or, at the very least, sodding off back to where I came from...but, then again, I could be wrong...

Brilliant, Lady Die, I totally concur, wholeheartedly....and people who water their b****y gardens when our country is on water restrictions! Ditto! And parents who go to the supermarket together and take their children. One parent could stay at home with the kids.... Double ditto!! And people who park opposite your driveway so you can't get out of your own *bleeping* driveway without hitting them!! Hitting them would be a great solution if it wasn't for the fact that you'd probably damage your own car. Absolutely.....One day, I'm going to buy a big truck and run over them.... A steamroller would be ideal. Would you two ladies like some privacy? Room 102 is free... And where would you get your jollies then, "Mr. Hopkins"? This is much cheaper than phone sex...

Brilliant, Lady Die, I totally concur, wholeheartedly....and people who water their b****y gardens when our country is on water restrictions! Ditto! And parents who go to the supermarket together and take their children. One parent could stay at home with the kids.... Double ditto!! And people who park opposite your driveway so you can't get out of your own *bleeping* driveway without hitting them!! Hitting them would be a great solution if it wasn't for the fact that you'd probably damage your own car. Absolutely.....One day, I'm going to buy a big truck and run over them.... A steamroller would be ideal. Good point....I was thinking of an F100, but a steamroller would be much more effective.