DarthWomble

I'm picking Tim Curry for 2016. He was pictured recently following a massive stroke looking totally unrecognisable and sadly, I don't think he's got very long now. And Professor Hawking, but he's been my Clive Dunne. Again for '16, if he lasts that long, I'm pegging Gunther Von Hagens to become one of his own exhibits. He was looking close to death (Parkinsons) back in '13, so he must be close now!

Probably all been mentioned previously, but I have: Thatcher, Stephen Hawking (must be about due?), Bruce Forsythe (looking very frail now- he could be a surprise bonus), Prince Philip is close, I reckon that Tracey Emin is going to self-destruct spectacularly and Chuck Berry.

I'm surprised not to see Thatcher mentioned here. I'd had her pegged to peg this year. Wishful thinking? Gunther Von Hagens of Korperwelten fame is rough. Parkinson's, I think. Can't speak and is taking a handful of pills every hour just to function. Next year, will he become an exhibit himself? Freddie Starr looks like hammered hell. In fairness, given the circumstances, who wouldn't... but I have a bad feeling that he'll be driven to doing something regrettable.

Anyone considered John Inman for inclusion next year? He's got to be somewhere about 70 now? Pete Doherty - Babyshambles singer. Pretty self-destructive chap- It could take as little as a bad review of one of his lousy songs to just give him that little nudge to do something fantastically silly. Of course, there's always the possibility of accidental death by overdosing on cocaine/booze/skag whatever else he wants to pump into his body. Final nominee would be Keith Richards of the Stones- although I really pray I'm wrong. I saw on the tely just recently that he's been rather ill. Anyhoo, a very happy new year to all and here's hoping for an '03 beating haul of celebrity corpses.