General Pinochet

[General Pinochet]

I think General Pinochet should be in next years list as the pressure is now mounting since being stripped of immunity from prosecution.

 

Old Augusto's ailments included 3 minor strokes, diabetes and arthritis, and has been given a pacemaker. and also has mild dementia.

 

Though he might be a lying bastard, trying to wriggle his old sorry ass out of the mess he got it into.

 

Now wheres that rifle????

 

[This posting merged from general forum - DWB]

[Pope John Paul]

I'm off to Italy for my holidays, calling at Rome. may have an evening stroll down to the popes residence, enquire if he is really alive........He looks like a ventriloquists dummy.....

 

[Ronald Reagan]

you could say about the deathlist like ronnie said "you ain't seen nothing yet?" we could still beat last years record even with the long lull of deaths.

 

Any one got a rifle........

[Stephen Hawking]

i thought he sounded more like a texas instruments speak and spell,

 

that is correct.

[Magnus Magnusson]

just found this article on the master mind. http://news.scotsman.com/celebrities.cfm?id=543762004

 

I've Started so I'll finish!

[Dom Mintoff]

I could win £92 if this F****r dies now. Anyone got a rifle?

[The Beckham / Ian Wright / Wayne Rooney]

You could say Beckham is a lucky person!

 

so if he's that lucky then he may win a plane crash at 8,000,000 to 1. though the odds of him dying are reduced. Dependant on the type of crash the survival rate can be as much as 60%. But he's doing a lot of flying these days. So one day his career may crash land .

 

Or he may die if Posh finds out he's really been dribbling his balls over loos. and maybe get kicked into touch.

 

I wonder what the odds on Posh committing suicide are? Please do it before she tries to relaunch her singing career. sour faced puss.

[Fred Dibnah]

Now i must admit that i'm a Fred Dibdah fan, the guy is good at explaining Historical things mybe i'd of got a A grade GCSE at School instead of a F Grade if he'd been my History teacher, but i would consider him for the list next year, if he make the year out?

 

If he does croak it then his beloved traction engines with go rusty, not much call for steam vehicles these days.

 

And the steeples.

 

he did smoke like a chimney. lol.

[Bernard Manning]

There was a reality television programme on ITV (nothing new there) about 2 taxi's in Manchester, This one taxi driver who was a pakistani had to pick up Bernard, and lift him into the back of the cab. He was walking very slow, looks like he's going of his legs. Maybe by December he'll get pneumonia. The Fat B*****d didn't even tip, and he was nice to the driver the 2 faced C***.

[Queen Juliana]

 

The first death of 2004 was a very profitable one for a fellow colleague. He won £100 in our celebrity death race.

 

keep up the good work deathlist.net,

 

its got better odds the the national lottery.

 

[Rule change proposal for DeathList]

We use this site for our workplace gambling fun, adding extra people adds more money to our winning pot and keeps the celebrity death race ongoing through out the year. 14 winners last year but the pot dwindled by £14. also perhaps you could use the first six deaths of 2004 as the lotto numbers. who needs horses!!!!!!!