1. He has a historic destiny to 'die young' following the example of his hero Labour Leader John Smith MP.
2. He will die soon because his long-held ambition to be PM must be perceived as 'heroic' (i.e. totally futile).
3. If (1) - (2) fail he will chop himself to death with a hand gesture in a soon to be delivered speech.
4. If (1)-(3) fail he will bore himself to death see (5) below.
5. He has actually said his ambition is 'winning hearts and minds' [sic].
6. This and similar statements are regrettably broadcast world-wide thus ensuring ultimate self destruction.
