Death List Convention

[Death List Convention]

Is it okay if I bring a girlfriend?

[Picture Association VI]

I was beaten to the punch with this picture for Jade Goody in the last picture association thread, so I'll start it off with this. I think the black hair is a nice touch too.

 

[Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries ,etc ...for 2008]

thankyou all darlings.

i had such a wonderful birthday this year.

i bought some fantastic leather boots with a gift voucher i got and spent the week grooving it up in clubs you wouldn't approve of. i had a brilliant time.

happy xmas to all

love and kisses

S_S.

[Beneath The Valley Of Picture Association]

[Son Of Picture Association]

[Son Of Picture Association]

[Should He Stay Or Should He Go?]

I'll do it, I've got a great track record - Fights 1 Won 1 Lost 0 - I'm a dead cert.

I'll fight you Lard Bazaar

Fights 128, wins 0, draws 128, losses 0.

You bring the paddling pool and jelly and I'll bring the bikinis

[Should He Stay Or Should He Go?]

Please stay banshees scream

I think the world needs poets to brighten our days

[Someone's Abusing Entropy]

As far as I know any woman he hooks up with sees me emblazoned across his chest. This is the best revenge any woman could wish on her ex - and the best part is that I had nothing to do with it.

LOL I can imagine how it'd screw up any future relationships he might have. I'd never be able to fully trust a man with a tatoo of some other girls name.

If he was so in love with her and still screw up their relationship then how would I ever be able to feel safe that wouldn't do it all over again.

He sounds like a nasty piece of work. Your better off without him

[The Tenth 2007 Success Poll]

I voted for Billy Graham

[Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2007]

Sharpen your pencils while you wait for the next deathlist success

[Googling Deathlisters]

Ooh this is exciting. Apparently I'm some sort of Eurotrash heavy metal band with a big bus

[Princess Diana]

We're gonna get this sh*t for the next 6 months....

 

Daily Express must have a permanent hard-on with this going on.

...and Madeline too. f**k Lord Beaverbrook!

 

I might try an avoid ALL news programmes for the forseeable future...let me know when the World ends...

Too late its already happened in this part of London

[Room Lovely, Look You.]

The odd S***ff

Swear filters. I'm not much of a swearer. I wish we could have them in real life.

I've got no idea what Lord Nelson typed, but it looks like it was probably rude.

[Room 101]

Adults who read Harry Potter books. With the original covers. On the tube.

[Death List Convention]

Took part in a pub quiz this evening using "Deathlist Convention" as a team name. (We came 3rd after deliberately losing a tiebreak to some ladies)

 

The landlady who ran the quiz was heard to remark "That's an awful name".

 

Can the committee come up with something else more likely to appeal to half-pished Irish pub landladies?

 

Might be important on the night.

I'll try to be there if I can.

How about 'DL's Absent Friends' as a tribute this years hits and the members who can't make it?

[Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.]

I haven't had sex with three or more women in my lifetime.

Me neither. I just haven't met the right three yet.

[New Here and saying Hi.]

Hi Mr/Ms. Sorrow. Welcome to Deathlist. I apologise for the behaviour of some of our posters, but as long as you find it amusing, that's just great!

I finally registered after reading DL for a while

I don't have much death news but enjoy reading the funny posts and flame wars you guys get into. It keeps me sane at work.

Plz don't flame me for such a lame first post.

Thankyou Mr/Ms Jackal, you don't need to aplogise, thats why I come here

I mean, its kind of addictive like a TV soap after a while.

[New Here and saying Hi.]

I finally registered after reading DL for a while

I don't have much death news but enjoy reading the funny posts and flame wars you guys get into. It keeps me sane at work.

Plz don't flame me for such a lame first post.