xzandra

how did darth vader know what luke skywalker was getting for xmas? he felt his presence ....

Q:why is the queens head allways featured on stamps? A: because if it were her arse no one would lick it!

a woman is reading the latest copy of heat, they have a section this week on how to easily spot genital problems. so the woman thinks oooh i'll try this .... Heats top tip is to stand feet apart over a mirror and look down to try and identify if you have any of these problems with your lady bits.. the woman goes upstairs and takes the mirror off the bathroom wall and stands above it. at this point her husband who has come in is unable to find her goes upstairs to the bathroom where the light is on.... "what are you doing?" he says peering round the door " oh just checking for problems... with my lady bits, why? " " well isnt that dangerous standing that close...." " why what do you mean????" she says "well ... it's just with a hole that big you might fall down it!..."

a bit crap i know... what do you call a pakistani carpenter? ahmed ashed

anyone who generally calls there kids stupid names! I swear to god in supermarket two chav mothers in Burberry looking like a cross between waynetta and something out of little Britain comes strolling past young'n in the pushchair and the other running amok with a packet of cheese strings... "come hear princess" in a broad Leeds accent me thinking nice as it can be an endearing term but no sod me the other one was called precious these were there actual names!!!! like they were Flaming dogs or something... fine calling a child a cutesy name when a child but what about the poor beggar when he or she grows up and makes it past 7! as how can you shorten them??? I think personally people who give there kids stupid names should be shot... besides do they have no shame in calling these names out in public.... I know I would if it were actually a dog but that’s more acceptable.... what am I saying even a dog if it could talk would tell you where to stick the name!!!

After an exhaustive search of the Internet, I managed to find this reference through Google on my first attempt. Micro Black Holes. The postulate being (remember e=mc2?) that the mass created by the collision is almost immediately re-converted back into energy in the form of Hawking Radiation. Yep i actually read this article and it seams that they like i as i strongly suspected havent got a clue.......... they seem to have various theories on what might happen from various people that are even cleaverer than they themselves are ! but in all cases each statement on each theory in question comes up with a... maby, could be a possibility if.... it might because, if it were found to be, theories suggest ... so on and so forth let us ponder on this as it seems they really cannot give a definate awnser to the question or any question on micro black holes! leading me to believe that they dont really go away..... wich kinda means that if they all combined by the time we realised we would be screwed.... but any more jovial awnsers to the question would be appreciated! i like to think they are stored in Mr G. Browns Pockets which he uses to suck every last penny from the working folk of england so when asked where is the money mr brown? he can honestly awnser "i don't know ? it just dissapered into our new "goverment funded project..."paid for by us and sucked into his micro black hole aka the budget!. pah

thanks honez glad I restored the faith in the spell checker key! and thanks for the advice but does anyone actually know where this stuff goes.... I guess most don’t give a monkeys ass really! I am planning my next irritating question to you all soon I hear the distant screams of god nooooooo and please save us....... as I write this

=This is fast becoming the DL's very own Pygmalion. "Remember that you are a human being with a soul and the divine gift of articulate speech: that your native language is the language of Shakespeare and Milton and The Bible; and don't sit there crooning like a bilious pigeon". --honez, Act I. "I don't want to talk grammar, I want to talk like a lady". --xzandra, Act II. There is no inference that Eliza Doolittle is thick, on the contrary she is feisty and, probably, of above average intelligence. What we have here is not our version of Eliza Doolittle but Jade Goody. Just to clarify xzandra, I live in East Angular, which is just outside of Budapest. Just a thought, could our young newbie actually be a longstanding member who is having a joke at our expense? Could happen, eh TAFKAG. i come from north yorkshire england... i do speak with a regional accent. Imagine last of the summer wine.. heartbeat.. and your almost there...and no i am not a long standing member and am not taking the piss.... i aint a lady even though i live on an estate of 1000 acres of sizable arable land and live near the toffs who probably combined could purchase a good section of yorkshire... what am i saying they do own a sizable part of yorkshire! i AM not public school material ...... and do not live off benifits! pygmallion? maby ... jade goody definatly not..... i am just ill informed and like to ask questions... think more.. bridgit jones and your sort of there... but alas i still canot spell hummmph....

And yes I’ll use the spell checker for this one!! as my initial rant ended up with me being called a 5 yr old and at the end people talking about scallextric ....bizarre.... by the way I’m 26 and v ditzy.... ok the initial question put to the masses... as my initial rant proved there are people with the answers out there..... Q: the initial rant was about black holes and as far as I know.. one of the things scientists have been looking for in this experiments are more clues to black holes ....answers to there existence so on and so forth,. but if scientist don’t know enough about them where do the ones they create go.?.. we are led to believe that they are so small that they just disappear "pooof" But surely if you create something no matter how small it is , it doesn’t entirely go away I mean this experiment is looking for things that are incapably small in the first place wont the bits from it just be smaller?? if not nothing just disappears. As scientists are trying to find things from the start of the universe by trying to find them demonstrates they are still there and if so to should black holes even if they are that small!.

thanks for the support! im obviously not up there with the einstines and if you were to ask me face to face i would be the first to admit that im not quite with it... but i just hate it when people like that just get quite clearly such a buzz from knocking people down! soz to play the dyslexic card but i am im not thick i just have problems with hte whole words thing.. and im proud to be that way i like so many others deal with ths every day i just see it as a challange.. so really dont give that much of an arse as i dont use spell check that often1 maby i should more but what the heck annoying people who cross the i's and dot the ts is just plain fun!! as they could sit all day and diffuse my writing like some teacher... he he he .. but i was kinda trying to make a frustrated piont to somthing i diddnt really understand and to which is somthing that even if id looked into it i still wouldnt ... the thing about web pages like this and forums is that there is allways someone who actually knows what they are on about and allways has a straight forward awnser to questions people like myself dont really understand... i just dont see the point why an individule tries to undermine the point of question to feel there own self importance over somthing so stupid when all i have done is ask a question.. yes admitingly in a rambely whoosamawhatsit sort of way ... sad... yes rambly is not a word... and nether is whosamawhatsit for those who have a dictionary perminantly stapled to there heads!

thankyou as well x you have helped with the explanation...

thankyou for your awnser im not that silly i just really didn't know what it was about from the tv it seemed pretty serious and they diddn't really seem to be that concernd about the matter... thanks again x

really am not that dimwitted i just aint a spekki wearing geek to these sorts of events and as and sorry to voice an oppinion to a approx 1 miniute segment at the end of the bbc news that i didnt really understand as for me the words could cause blackhole where the earth should be made me slightly concerned and as this in excuse me a death site i thought it might be relivent to voice my as you see it idiotic concernes! and i and as for the spellings... im dyslexic so soooorrryyyyy for the hundreds of us out there that really cant spell because of this stupid thing... but try really hard.... occasionaly when i write if people get the gyst as to what im talking about thats fine by me... if not im quite happy to reply and give them a better awnser! so to you HONEZ THATS YOU IM TALKIN TO NOW can you get out your dictionary and SPELL KISS MY ASS! you dyslexyc hating idiot !!!

I don't know about everyone out there but i have watched enough sci-fi to know that any experiment that involves that amount of machinary cannot be safe... i mean how many risk assessment forms would you have to fill out for one of those things??? plus what would you put as an awnser! Q: what risks would you see in using this equiptment?? A: some slight temperal displacement to the earths core / atmosphere/ gravity/ plus slight chance it could suck us into a black hole either way we would be all screwed///....... why do we need to know how the big bang happened anyway and why its it now that after years of stopping it because of the risks to the earth is it now happening wednesday?? with only the coverage in the media of "and finally "segment in the news as we all need to know who won big brother .... but this is deemed to uninportant for people to be that bothered about... plus where are all these save the planet types??? yes there demonstration was heared when shock horror they were planning that new terminal... that could do serious damage to the earth? but somthing that scientists dont know wether it will work until they try it but flip a coin it might work but in the possibility it wont the earth is literally dead..... there wil be no amount of paper work from health and safety on that one.... yes i might seem slightly concerned... but why is no one else i personally dont want this to become a movie directors dream script and no i dont thing bruce willis or will smith would save us from that one if they do f**k there little experiment up!

confirmed dead this morning from plane crash last night tributes from racing world are pouring in... as this could have been more of a tradgedy ... the plane narrowly missed a housing est... non injured on the ground but 5 dead in the plane... another motorsports legend gone oh well who will be the third??? Post moved, also see post no. 557 above - LG