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    http://www.dailymail...mmy-Savile.html

     

    Funniest thing ever. While the world shits it's pants in horror and outrage, The Tweenies make my fucking day.

     

    What really fucks me off about this is that, if that father hadn't thrown his hands up in horror shouting 'OH MY GOD MAX IS DRESSED AS AN EVIL PAEDO', there is NO WAY IN THE WORLD his kid would have known any fucking different. Fucking do-gooders getting offended on other people's behalf, they all need to be rounded up and gassed. Fucking twats.

     

    Class

  5. Posted

    Came across this while surveying a Lincolnshire Estate. This must have been a well loved dog!

     

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    It reads:

     

    Pompey 1885 - 1901

     

    My friend is fled, my Pompeys dead

    His joyous bark is heard no more

    His name, the leaves through Walcots trees

    Shall sadly sigh for evermore

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    I feel sorry for her kids. Its sad that they'll have to grow up without their Mum, however much money shes left them and however unconventional she is.

     

    Each of us will slip off the hook eventually in one way or another but as a former Oncology nurse, I can vouch that this will not be a nice way to go, by any stretch of the imagination.

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    I'm going to a funeral on Monday, chap that I used to get about in a little gang with when we were teenagers, dropped dead last week. Just goes to show, you never know what's round the corner, and you should take advantage of opportunities, and make sure you are happy and fulfilled while you have the chance.

     

    Cheers, Chris :rolleyes:

     

    Well said LB, sorry to hear about your friend.

  20. Posted

    I pick up any that are in the firing line from feet and move them to safer places like a wall or under a bush etc.

     

    And then when you're out of sight a big fekin crow dives down and eats the fekin snail :lol:

     

    A big fekin crow ate some little baby blackbirds out of a nest in my garden this spring! :blink:

  21. Posted

    Accidently treading on snails. I seem to be doing it alot at the moment. Just walking along wishing no harm to anything and suddenly my peace is polluted by a sickly molluscan crunch. It must be a horrible way to die. I always instinctively apologise "Oh I'm sorry", like that does the poor mashed creature any good. :wub:

     

    I HATE treading on snails! It makes me feel sick. They're such harmless little things. It ruins my day.

     

    When I walk down the street and its snail - esque weather, I keep an eye out for them. I pick up any that are in the firing line from feet and move them to safer places like a wall or under a bush etc.

     

    I think I may have too much time on my hands!

  22. Posted

    One of my work colleagues, Roger. He drives me up the wall for the following reasons:

     

    1) He is totally incapable of doing his job

     

    2) He is incapable of admitting when he is wrong (which is 99% of the time)

     

    3) He NEVER says thank you when you help him

     

    4) He is the reason our team meetings last for 6 hours at a time (there are only 4 of us in the office!)

     

    5) He thinks he knows everything

     

    6) He smells

     

    7) He thinks the world owes him a favour

     

    8) He has no sense of humour

     

    9) He has a herd of cows he doesnt look after properly - strange but true

     

    10) When he gets angry, he turns a violent shade of purple and stares at his desk refusing to speak. No - he's not a toddler, he's in his 50's.

     

    I'm sure I'll think of some more reasons why Roger should be in Room 101. If you met him, you'd understand.

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