Pope John Paul

[Pope John Paul]

[Pope John Paul]

BTW: It turns out his late Holiness wasn't a good pope after all!

 

PS: (Don't miss the same chap's views on voting and hell)

Even better than that, check out his 'Contact Me' page. He invites you to disclose your age (<20, 20-40, 40-60, 60+) and your sexuality (heterosexual, homosexual).

 

I can only assume he has written some script that sits on his server so that homosexual emails are forwarded straight to Satan.

 

What a cvnt. [Am I allowed to say that?]

 

[Pope John Paul]

The great shame to me is so many seem to miss the point. We should be celebrating another great success for the death list, not providing a forum for raving lunatics' pointless dogma and single issue fanatics' ridiculous harranging.

No, sir, it is you that misses the point. I just visited the Forum homepage to refresh my poor memory. I discovered the following description:

 

"2005 Names

The place to discuss people on the 2005 list."

 

I think the word you may have chosen to overlook is 'discuss'.

 

Discuss...

 

if you advocate abortion on account of freedom of choice. Do you advocate murder, rape, theft and so on, on account of freedom of choice?

No, of course I don't. Unfortunately our laws are not yet advanced enough to allow for antenatal rulings.

 

I do believe that foetal terminations are wrong, but that termination at the embryonic stage is not so bad.

 

I'm from Scotland

I am so sorry.

 

in the current climate it is being used as a form of contraception which in my opinion is very wrong

Cannot argue with that observation. Maybe we need to better educate people? If education is, in fact, the answer then I think we need to take a very long and hard look at the role of religion in education. I'm of the opinion that they should be irrevocably split. Tony and George are of the opposite opinion. Didn't Tony recently open a state school up in the North East of England that teaches Creationism? Isn't Creationism taught in a worryingly large proportion of US schools?

 

Absolutely f*****g outrageous.

[Pope John Paul]

Kofi Annan's tribute is better: "...a tireless advocate of peace."

[Pope John Paul]

I've had another drink and it still doesn't make sense.

 

What doesn't? Bush's quote, Religion, or the fact that both the UK and the US are led by seriously religious men that, between them, control a vast army?

[Pope John Paul]

Whats wrong with being against abortion, do you advocate the murder of innocent people?

No I do not advocate the murder of innocent people. But I do advocate the freedom of choice that is the right of every human who walks the face of this Earth. Those freedoms of choice include:

• The right to choose contraception.
  
• The right to choose abortion.
  

Now here's a thing. Quoting George W. Bush on the death of Pope John Paul II: "The world has lost a champion of human freedom."

 

I think that really sums Mr Bush up quite well, don't you think?

 

[For those struggling with the link: Bush cites PJP2 as advocating freedom, yet in reality PJP2 was a pretty hardline leader who demonstrably did not advocate freedom. Ergo, Bush is a twat.]

 

And finally, to make this post a little spicier - I'll bet you £10 (that's about $18) that you are either American or a Conservative or, most likely, you are both.

 

Do I win £10?

 

Edit: Ahh, damn you, boohoo, you beat me to it...

[Pope John Paul]

Just listening to BBC News:

 

"African AIDS epidemic could not justify condom use..."

"Totally against abortion..."

"Against women priests..."

 

It is important to note that it is the Catholic Church that is at fault here.

 

No, wait: it is important to note that ALL RELIGION is at fault here. Bloody fairy stories, the lot of them.

[Michael Jackson]

Did you ever listened to his music? i guess not. Music is one of the things you should like at Michael Jackson. If you did listen to his music...then i have the feeling you understood nothing, his music is supposed to send you a msg, obviously you didn't get it. You Must feel it...then listen.

About his face...he had to do that so you could listen to his music that made history. Michael Jackson's music will be listened AGES from now, ages after his death.

Instead of talking about a man who owns music wrote by himself, sang by himself and other bang's albums...try to do something worthfull.

  If you find nothing else to do...you can kiss MJ's arse.

Oh Victor, you wonderful moron. Thank you so much for your hilarious post.

 

Can you please explain to me, in 500 words or less, why you think that "he had to do that [to his face] so you could listen to his music..."

 

Maybe that is why van Gogh removed his own ear? So that we could appreciate his art?

 

Or does the phrase 'mentally ill' fit better?

[Michael Jackson]

Hey, chill man. You've got us all wrong. We don't hate him, some of us just want him to die.

 

Glad to have cleared that up.

Very good.

 

Edit: whoops, pressed submit rather than preview. I also meant to say this:

 

Whoever the Jackson fan was that posted before, please post some more. Your inept spelling, lack of grammar, and general all-round brainwashedness will undoubtedly make for some great bedtime reading for me. I salute your lack of education!