Lady Die

It works fine for me... Give it another whirl, maybe this time it'll work for you... Yup. It works now

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest. Same thing. Not necessarily....

That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest.

A story here that Marie Osmond may have attempted suicide.

But would she get an obit? Whether or not she gets an obit is academic really. She probably won't last until 2007. Very sad.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations... She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car........

I wonder if this man has got any money left?

Remind me Lady Die, why will you be marrying an old, rich man who is preferably dying? For love and companionship of course.

Change the bedclothes as he's jumping out of the window This bloke is old, rich, and newly single LD / Six: He looks pretty healthy though. And he may be a bit less rich once the money-grabbing witch has finished with him. He'll still be bloody rich though, I suspect considerably richer than you (or I). I'd recommend breaking his guitar first though. What about this chap? He seems to have few bob! I think I prefer Macca. At least he might sing me a few silly love songs.

Change the bedclothes as he's jumping out of the window This bloke is old, rich, and newly single LD / Six: He looks pretty healthy though. And he may be a bit less rich once the money-grabbing witch has finished with him.

Snap, Lady Die. Very rich, very old... and possibly quite ill too, just to be sure. I'm very old, and feeling a little off colour, will two out of three be OK? I suspect that two out of three would be OK, just not those two. You'd be right. Richness is essential.

Nothing at all. It's a great place. On a clear day, you can see across to Hartlepool from Whitby. I guess that means the poor sods in Whitby can see Hartlepool. That is exactly what it means. It is in fact exactly what I said, excepting your denunciation of the residents of Whitby as "poor sods", an allegation for whose veracity I cannot vouch. If they can see Harlepool they are poor sods

Maybe you should get yourself a boyfriend instead?

Liverpool don't want to play their Champions League qualifier in Israel. Understandable. Why is an Israeli team in a European football tournament anyway? (Ditto Eurovision Song Contest)

Nothing at all. It's a great place. On a clear day, you can see across to Hartlepool from Whitby. I guess that means the poor sods in Whitby can see Hartlepool.

I'm wondering if the marriage was consummated.

www.eons.com doesn't work. Shame.

Dubya is in perfect health Sod it!

I guess I'll have to look around for a new one. Preferably very rich and very old

Happy Birthday to the gorgeous Yogi Bear! Hope your humans give you lots of special treats today.

I am quite happy for soft southern shites to have a stereotypical view, it means they won't bother travelling here and discovering that it is still a nice part of the world to live in (outside of the main conurbations). I am probably a "soft southern shite" but I still like Scarborough, Filey & Bridlington. What's wrong with Whitby? Nothing at all. It's a great place.

I am quite happy for soft southern shites to have a stereotypical view, it means they won't bother travelling here and discovering that it is still a nice part of the world to live in (outside of the main conurbations). I am probably a "soft southern shite" but I still like Scarborough, Filey & Bridlington.

I got 11/20

But do we still get the points? I think so. It's the cryothingy company that gets the money, though. regards, Hein I've got a large freezer. Maybe I should set up my own business.