Elle-Capitan

Fozzie Bear or Gonzo? Bet lard-arse is hoping it's Gonzo - Just imagine how much use she could put the hooked nose of his too.

You strike me as the resident housekeeper lard-arse, so i thought you'd know!

Yes. And no doubt there's plenty of them in your family. I've warned you lard-arse...Don't think I won't tell uncle Bin! Take your rucksack and f'uck off! I left my rucksack in your trailer - With any luck you're hopefully sat on it. We should take this to the 'fight' thread, or we're going to get told off by one of the grown ups for being off topic. There's a 'fight' thread - HURRAH - I may stick around a little longer in that case then lard-arse. Yes, so anyway...I take it Manson has already been mentioned?

Yes. And no doubt there's plenty of them in your family. I've warned you lard-arse...Don't think I won't tell uncle Bin! Take your rucksack and f'uck off! I left my rucksack in your trailer - With any luck you're hopefully sat on it.

Yes. And no doubt there's plenty of them in your family. I've warned you lard-arse...Don't think I won't tell uncle Bin!

Cheery? Cheery!!! Have you not met Windsor yet? 'fraid not - Am i in for a barrell of larfs when i eventually do???

If any of the mods happen to investigate and notice anything fishy, Elle-Crapitan is someone who works in my office and has infiltrated my private social life and gate-crashed DL. She has no friends. I'm sorry - Do i know you Lard Bazaar???

Charles Manson anyone? Apparently his clocks-a-tickin'! Does a famous crim fall into celebrity status?

Cillit Bang adverts - Does the moron really need to shout to make a sale?!! Ladies with facial hair - Is it that difficult to wax...Whiskers and side burns - Not an attractive look! Gillian Mckeith from 'You Are What You Eat'. Anyone that makes you crap into a tupperware container then proceeds to disect it on top of your dining room table shouldn't be allowed on TV, let alone be given her own programme. And lastly...Zara, for making a size 12 a 'large'.

Morning, Newbie here so please be nice. I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up. Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!