RIP Wee Jum

Birmingham rapper 'Mist' was shot and injured during a robbery, the robber never mist https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rapper-mist-shot-out-hospital-19019680

I assume Celtic and Sevco are also eyeing a way to worm there way into the English setup. In a way I hope they do, it would help Scottish football

Bury have been expelled from the league. Nothing on Bolton yet https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49451896

Was just about to reply with the same answer

Reminds me of this

What do we know ? Newcastle win 1-0, yes you are reading that correctly

As Bon Jovi once sung, "Keep The Faith"

In light of the large number of fixtures in the League Cup next week, posting template early (ignore (but don't delete) the numbers before matches, they're for my benefit): Week 2 - Prediction Template - Tuesday 27 August 2019 to Monday 2nd September 2019 (48 games - Max Points: 144 points) Tuesday 27th August 2019 (18 Games - Maximum Points: 54 points) 0/1/3 - Burton Albion v Morecambe (19:45) [LC] 2-0 Burton 0/1/3 - Crewe Alexandria v Aston Villa (19:45) [LC] 0-3 Villa 0/1/3 - Grimsby Town v Macclesfield Town (19:45) [LC] 1-1 0/1/3 - Leeds United v Stoke City (19:45) [LC] 2-1 Leeds 0/1/3 - Nottingham Forest v Derby County (19:45) [LC] 1-2 Derby 0/1/3 - Preston North End v Hull City (19:45) [LC] 0-1 Hull 0/1/3 - Rochdale v Carlisle United (19:45) [LC] 1-3 Carlisle 0/1/3 - Sheffield Utd v Blackburn Rovers (19:45) [LC] 2-0 Sheffield United 0/1/3 - Bristol Rovers v Brighton (19:45) [LC] 1-2 Brighton 0/1/3 - Cardiff City v Luton Town (19:45) [LC] 2-0 Cardiff 0/1/3 - Crawley Town v Norwich City (19:45) [LC] 0-3 Norwich 0/1/3 - Crystal Palace v Colchester Utd (19:45) [LC] 3-0 Palace 0/1/3 - Fulham v Southampton (19:45) [LC] 0-2 Southampton 0/1/3 - Newport County v West Ham Utd (19:45) [LC] 0-4 West Ham 0/1/3 - Oxford Utd v Millwall (19:45) [LC] 1-3 Millwall 0/1/3 - Plymouth Argyle v Reading (19:45) [LC] 2-2 0/1/3 - Southend Utd v Milton Keynes Dons (19:45) [LC] 2-0 Southend 0/1/3 - Watford v Coventry City (19:45) [LC] 2-0 Watford Wednesday 28th August 2019 (7 Games - Maximum Points: 21) 0/1/3 - Burnley v Sunderland (19:45) [LC] 3-0 Burnley 0/1/3 - Lincoln City v Everton (19:45) [LC] 0-3 Everton 0/1/3 - Newcastle Utd v Leicester City (19:45) [LC] 0-2 Leicester 0/1/3 - Rotherham Utd v Sheffield Wednesday (19:45) [LC] 0-2 Wednesday 0/1/3 - AFC Bournemouth v Forest Green Rovers (19:45) [LC] 4-0 Bournemouth 0/1/3 - Queens Park Rangers v Portsmouth (19:45) [LC] 1-2 QPR 0/1/3 - Swansea City v Cambridge Utd (19:45) [LC] 3-1 Swansea Friday 30th August 2019 (1 Game - Maximum Points: 3) 0/1/3 - Cardiff City v Fulham (19:45) [CH] 0-0 Saturday 31st August 2019 (20 games - Maximum Points: 60) 0/1/3 - Southampton v Manchester Utd (12:30) [PL] 1-1 0/1/3 - Bristol City v Middlesbrough (12:30) [CH] 0-2 Middlesbrough 0/1/3 - Crystal Palace v Aston Villa (15:00) [PL] 1-1 0/1/3 - Chelsea v Sheffield Utd (15:00) [PL] 1-0 Chelsea 0/1/3 - Newcastle v Watford (15:00) [PL] 0-0 0/1/3 - Man City v Brighton (15:00) [PL] 4-1 Man City 0/1/3 - West Ham v Norwich City (15:00) [PL] 2-1 West Ham 0/1/3 - Leicester City v Bournemouth (15:00) [PL] 3-0 Leicester 0/1/3 - Birmingham City v Stoke City (15:00) [CH] 2-2 0/1/3 - Brentford v Derby County (15:00) [CH] 1-3 Derby 0/1/3 - Leeds United v Swansea City (15:00) [CH] 3-2 Leeds 0/1/3 - Luton Town v Huddersfield Town (15:00) [CH] 0-3 Huddersfield 0/1/3 - Milllwall v Hull City (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Millwall 0/1/3 - Nottingham Forest v Preston North End (15:00) [CH] 1-0 Forest 0/1/3 - Reading v Charlton Athletic (15:00) [CH] 1-1 0/1/3 - Sheffield Wednesday v Queens Park Rangers (15:00) [CH] 2-2 0/1/3 - West Bromwhich Albion v Blackburn Rovers (15:00) [CH] 0-0 0/1/3 - Wigan Athletic v Barnsley (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Wigan 0/1/3 - Burnley FC v Liverpool (17:30) [PL] 1-3 Liverpool 0/1/3 - Fort William FC v Wick Academy (15:00) [HL] 10-0 MON THE FORT Sunday 1st September 2019 (2 games - Max Points: 6) 0/1/3 - Everton v Wolves (14:00) [PL] 1-3 Wolves 0/1/3 - Arsenal v Tottenham (16:30) [PL] 0-0

Sevco 5088: Uefa orders Ibrox section to close after 'sectarian singing' https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49449628 Scummy b'stards

Swansea are playing two different teams in the league cup on Wednesday ? Away to QPR and home to Cambridge on the same day

Charlton Athletic v Brentford (15:00} [CH] 0-2 Brentford

Haven't listen to The Eels for years. Takes me back to being a student

 Tuesday 20th August 2019 Birmingham v Barsnley (19:45) [CH] 2-0 Birmingham Sheff Wed v Luton Town (19:45) [CH] 1-0 Wednesday Hull City v Blackburn (19:45) [CH] 3-1 Hull Middlesborough v Wigan Athletic (19:45) [CH] 2-0 Middlesborough Derby County v Bristol City (19:45) [CL] 3-0 Derby  Wednesday 21st August 2019 Cardiff City v Huddersfield (19:45) [CL] 1-4 Huddersfield Preston v Stoke City (19:45) [CL] 0-3 Stoke QPR v Swansea City (19:45) [CL] 0-2 Swansea Leeds United v Brentford (19:45) [CL] 3-1 Leeds Charlton v Nottingham Forest (19:45) [CL] 1-1 Fulham v Millwall (19:45) [CL] 0-0 West Brom v Reading (19:45) [CL] 2-0 West Brom Friday 23rd August 2019 Aston Villa v Everton (20:00) [PL] 1-2 Everton Saturday 24th August 2019 Norwich City v Chelsea (12:30) [PL] 0-0 Derby County v West Brom (12:30) [CH] 3-2 Derby Brighton v Southampton (15:00) [PL] 1-1 Man Utd v Crystal Palace (15:00) [PL] 2-0 Man United Watford v West Ham (15:00) [PL] 1-2 West Ham Sheff Utd v Leicester City (15:00) [PL] 0-4 Leicester QPR v Wigan Athletic (15:00) [CH] 3-1 QPR Fulham v Nottingham Forest (15:00) [CH] 1-1 Stoke City v Leeds United (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Stoke Preston v Sheffield Wednesday (15:00) [CH] 0-1 Wednesday Hull City v Bristol City (15:00) [CH] 3-0 Hull Huddersfield v Reading (15:00) [CH] 2-1 Huddersfield Blackburn v Cardiff City (15:00) [CH] 0-0 Barnsley v Luton Town (15:00) [CH] 2-2 Middlesbrough v Millwall (15:00) [CH] 1-0 Middlesborough Liverpool v Arsenal (17:30] [PL] 2-1 Liverpool  Sunday 25th August 2019 Swansea City v Birmingham (12:00) [CH] 3-1 Swansea Bournemouth v Man City (14:00) [PL] 0-3 Man City (A VAR decision will go in Man Citys favour) Tottenham v Newcastle (16:30) [PL] 5-1 Spurs Wolves v Burnley (16:30) [PL] 2-0 Wolves

Not sure if this has been posted before How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.:)#

Since the BBC programme the other night the number of people who have followed them on Twitter is more than doubled. 15.1k followers, more than SPFL newcomers Ross County

Owner of iconic Dundee music store Groucho’s dies https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/owner-of-iconic-dundee-music-store-grouchos-dies/

Really enjoyed the programme last night

Surprised Gerrard didn't leave for Derby. Thought he would of been a perfect fit to replace Frank Lampard

Just read this on Facebook about Sevco 5088. Dunno how true it is, hopefully very true Just passing this on, don't shoot the messenger..... Douglas Parks business has been in effective administration & has been run by the bank for the last 18 months. The bank have now instructed that Park sell the car sales part of his business immediately, all of this because he believed King, and King has rode him bareback. His loans to Sevco have been converted into worthless shares and he possibly has lost anything up to €12.5m propping up Kings ego/mouth. And King had the balls to ask him to put in another €2m last week so that they could pay the 1st instalment of the Swedish guy & their legal teams bills. Who by the way are working strictly on a cash basis only. Celtic are planning around them going bang again. Top it off, Dorrans, Murphy have been told to leave & if they don't think they will be training with the youths. Barasic has been told that he has no future and should be looking for a new club. The problem is that no one in Croatia will be or are paying anyone over €20k per week to any player there. They've left 5 people behind the scenes go just so they can make payroll for the players. Hummel have withheld the €1.4m start of the season bonus coz of the Commercial deal fiasco. Jimmy Bell has been busy buying kit without badges from the Hummel UK guy and then getting the badges etc put on. They're f#cked

Rubbish, its never then they are ALWAYS the victims. "That lot" have never done a thing wrong

They have made a trailer for the programme https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p07h9lhc

Shake n' Vac jingle maker Jonathan Hodge, from Folkestone, dies aged 78. His ashes will be scattered at a ceremony attended by family and friends, then hoovered up five minutes later. https://www.kentonline.co.uk/folkestone/news/shake-n-vac-jingle-maker-dies-aged-78-208738/?fbclid=IwAR22Fgqyeo9CSOH2e60lIr3uXRRnnXPgiK-SQ4U3NoleMLLDuyeT8Ioboys