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  1. RIP Wee Jum

    A Joke

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    A Joke

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    The 3rd Death Of 2018

    Louis Farrakhan
  4. RIP Wee Jum

    A Joke

    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Irish Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.” “Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Paddy"
  5. RIP Wee Jum

    A Joke

  6. RIP Wee Jum

    A Joke

    I can't believe it's pancake Tuesday next week! That's just crêped up on me.
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    Aaron Ramsey

    Hopefully three people on the list are going to die soon then
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    A Joke

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    A Joke

    Just seen a French footballer playing on a nintendo... It was Thierry on Wii
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    A Joke

  11. RIP Wee Jum

    A Joke

    Call me Jummie Burns
  12. RIP Wee Jum

    The 2nd Death of 2018

    Gazza is (apparently) back on the sauce so I'll give him a go
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    Lookie Likey

    8 Theresa May lookalikes that are so accurate you will go “blimey, I am seeing double” https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/01/23/8-theresa-may-lookalikes/
  14. RIP Wee Jum

    The Dead of 2018

    Cant find a link byr Peter Wyngarde died
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    Football

    Thats not til the end of April 28/04 he will of been sacked by then
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    Football

    Thats Stoke getting relegated
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    Paul Gascoigne

    As much as I hate him it was a very generous thing to do
  18. RIP Wee Jum

    A Joke

    I was walking down the street and somebody threw cheese at me Very mature
  19. RIP Wee Jum

    The Dead of 2018

    Former Dundee footballer John McGlashan dies aged 50 https://www.scotsman.com/regions/dundee-tayside/former-dundee-footballer-john-mcglashan-dies-aged-50-1-4658315 Sad news, he was a good guy
  20. RIP Wee Jum

    Football

    As Deadco hate us so much it would be fun if Dundee United were the ones to benefit for them getting relagasted AGAIN. The only good thing that useless twat Stephen Thomson has ever done is, with the help of Turnbull Hutton (RIP), push for a major punishment. F**k the Zombies
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    Football

    rangersmedia is where the loonys live http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/forum/1-the-bears-den/
  22. RIP Wee Jum

    A Joke

    Last night my friend David lost his ID. Now I call him Dav.
  23. And they call Skeletor the "bad guy". Pretty sure that is sexual assault
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