RIP Wee Jum

Yes lost to them in a friendly in 2007 (I think), when Terry Henry punched the ball in the back of the net. We only turn up for competitive fixtures

Whats that you say ? ........... ANOTHER world record ? Along with the only team to have played FC Barcelona multiple times and have a 100% record against them Scottish Championship: Dundee United goalkeeper sets new world record during incredible first half display https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/dundee-united-goalkeeper-sets-world-082446107.html?cmp=ukfb

Cant find this any where else, but then again not looked very hard Greta Friedman, believed to be woman kissed in iconic V-J Day photo, dead at 92 http://www.cbsnews.com/news/greta-friedman-woman-kissed-in-iconic-v-j-day-photo-dead-at-92/

Damn right

Buford be honest you want to stick your dick in that belly button. yes

Its no help to your conumdrum, but I always prefered the B side, Never met a nice South African - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY

If you have a quick look at this picture it looks like she has her fanny (for our America readers - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny)showing

Gordon Strachan interview with a Maltese journalist Tell Rodney to get a f*cking move on! Or am off!! https://twitter.com/BeWarmers/status/772915549470855168

Chances of getting an obituary in an English national newspaper are approximately 0.00001%, but never forget his contribution to cinema history: "] Cancer's back. Current media landscape I give him 4/10 chance of getting an QO. Hope he beats it. Met him when he was in Dundee. Road Warrior Animal was a pure DICK and Dennis Stamp was cool

Great program about Scottish football on BBC 1 Scotland tonight. It mostly focused on the "two cheeks of the same arse". Other teams did get a mention at the start. Not available yet, but hopefully will be soon - http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07pqpfp

A guy goes into a Scottish baker's. "How much is that cake?" "A poond." "And how much is that one?" "A poond. All ma cakes are a poond!" "Oh, OK. What about that one?" "Ach, that one's two poonds." "Oh. Why's that then?" "That's Madeira cake."..

RIP Sam

We can teach kids there’s no 'I' in team, but it’s way more important 
to teach them that there’s no 'A' in 
definitely.

Moreno was a bomb scare against Arsenal. Liverpool need to put in a bid to sign Andy Robertson from Hull. EDIT - That is not because Dundee United have a large sell on clause when he was sold to Hull ................... honest

R2 D2 died, next will be a Woukie, Herman Wouk(ie)

When asking that question, I always think to myself "Could I see this person on the Deathlist themselves?" If the answer is yes, then they tend to be worth their own thread. If not, well, they're Super Gran. I could certainly see Richard Wilson on the Deathlist front page. I could see Richard Wilson on the Death List. He would be a great number 50. (No I am not suggesting his consideration for next year, but he is the kind of person who is suited to the number 50 role, like Clive Dunn)

I reckon Montserrat Caballé could be a new entry on next years list. Dont know who else will return / make an appearance

Shame they are going to be hoofed out the League Cup soon

Padraig Post

Doctor Kate Granger dies after hitting £250k cancer charity goal http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-36877862

Doctor Kate Granger dies after hitting £250k cancer charity goal http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-36877862

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu5dnaISrSw

Scottish sports reporter :- Dick Donnelly Dead https://twitter.com/ajjenkins/status/756085037355892736

Cliff Williams Announces Retirement from AC/DC http://www.notreble.com/buzz/2016/07/10/cliff-williams-announces-retirement-from-acdc/

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his trousers and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"