RIP Wee Jum

Its a video sorry no screenshots :-(

Outside Fat Sams nightclub in Dundee after the football last night. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=352434708222821

The man who was named after a play :lol: Macbeth died in 1057

David Goodwillie affectionately referred to by us in Liverpool as "Boss Cock" We refer to him as Teckle Toby http://www.urbandict...php?term=teckle

There are a whole host of comedians who appear on TV regularly at the moment who are pretty shit - Micky Flanagan Greg Davies Andi Osho Zoe Lyons Jack Whitehall Chris Addisson Seann Walsh Russel Kane Patrick Keilty Holly Walsh Sarah Millicn to name a few

Scientists say that they have developed a pill that will cure dyslexia. That will certainly be music to my arse!

Another wrestler who also died on the 13th Aug is Brian Adams better known as Crush from WWF team Demolition, in 2007 aged 43.

In 2008 Chef AKA Issac Hayes diedafter suffering from a stroke.

Jerry Garcia died today in 1995

Rumour has it that Fat Sally was on a bigger wage the Neil Lennon until quite recently. And Jon Daly (a third tier player) is being paid £4,000 per week and if he plays he gets another £4,000. I am willing to guess that the whole of the Forfar team, including the manager and assistant aren't payed £8,000 per week

There are no teams close to Celtic at the moment, unfortunately

Walter Smith walks away from the team that "don't do walking away" http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23570933

Johnny's not been great in the first half, but scored a great penalty to make it 1-0

The Tangerines let me down in a 3 fold acca,the first team on my betting "cunt list" this season.Gillingham and Stevenage joined them yesterday for fucking up my 7 fold Apparently, no promoted team has lost there first game back in the top flight since Celtic beat ICT.

SPFL returns tonight Partick Thistle V Dundee United. MON UNITED !!!

Elizabeth Danko, wife of Rick Danko the bass player from the band has died. his was posted on a Facebook fan page of Rick's former bandmate Robbie Robertson Rest In Peace - Elizabeth Danko - Elizabeth and Rick were true partners--in life. They balanced each other and she was dedicated to taking care of Rick the very best she could. In the last years I saw Rick up in Woodstock. I'd be there mixing a new record and he would say, ' Can you play some of your new songs for Elizabeth, she is still your biggest fan'. I loved playing my new music for Elizabeth.... she knew what I was reaching for. Miss my old friends. Bless her soul and I hope she'll be taking care of Rick once again.... Thoughts and prayers are with Justin. Robbie

stiffs.com that sounds like a gay porn site

Being Scottish I don't normally like anyone who has anything to do with the England Football Team. But you can't help love Bobby Robson who died of lung cancer in 2009

Norway womans international footballer, Elise Thorsnes tweets an update about he "injured vagina" http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/53879120906/norway-womens-player-tweets-racy-injury-pic

Just home from watching Broughty Athletic (junior team) v Fraserbourgh FC. Fraserbourgh looked a decent side, unfortunately for Fort William. Good game though.

Who will get relegated Hibs or Hearts ?

Father O'Reilly let the kids of the Parish shave his hair off for charity. He was asked afterwards how he felt. He said, "It feels a bit strange but I actually think it makes my cock look bigger" !!

lol

Tributes to SNP stalwart Allison Hunter who dies aged 71 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-23433666

As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection." I said, "How come?" He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly."