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    A Joke

    Sorry but its funnier when chimps tell that joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dfRZktrIlo
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Brian Blessed
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    A Joke

    Aberdonian or sheep shagger are both acceptable
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    A Joke

    An Aberdonian husband walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says ... "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." ... The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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    Who Should Be On The 2020 Deathlist?

    Sean Connery and Tony Bennett
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    Strictly Come Dancing

    Nigel Kennedy the fiddler dude ?
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    The 13th death of 2019

    I went for Wee Dick (Little Richard)
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    Silly Sports

    Don't even know if this could be classed as a sport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JH7lcGad_c
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    Restaraunt according to this obit https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7720671/Pink-Taco-founder-Lindsay-Lohans-ex-Harry-Morton-dead-aged-just-38.html
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    230 Guests Online Right Now

    Amos Lapidot, 85, Israeli fighter pilot, Commander of the Israeli Air Force (1982-1987).
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    Prince Andrew

    He must be the ONLY royal to be seen socialising with a convicted paedophile ..........
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    Football

    Thats a lie Pressley is a f**k**g moron who can speak or write properly. Unless somebody filled in the forms for him, not a chance he can apply for any job Glad he got the sack
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    Football

    Another derby win for United. Only a 0-2 win this time, we took pity on them 9 points clear at the top of the Championship
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Rock and Roll Saturday night / Sunday morning for me. Watching BBC News Former foreign correspondent John Fisher Burns looks and sounds very frail Also check the cheezer the guy beside him (Adam Raphael) has on his face
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Sorry about the sh*tty source. Jeff Stewart has previous for trying to commit suicide and refusing to leave a New York hotel https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10220831/jeff-stewart-the-bill-older/
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    49. Sir David Attenborough

    Love watching Attenburgh on a Sunday evening
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    Football

    I love a good manager rant. #5 being my favourite https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/funny-manager-journalist-meltdowns-exchanges-spats-alex-ferguson-ian-holloway-nigel-pearson-roy-keane
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    Football

    I think you mean Southampton 0 - 9 Leicester
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    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    Can I add to your list ? Margaret Stuart Barry - Simon and The Witch (writer) (b 1927)
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    Alan Brazil

    Out absoloutley hammered, on a school night/afternoon with Ray Parlour. Can't be good for his blood pressure. Might listen to TalkSport tomorrow, should be an interesting listen
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    Michael J Fox

    Any update on Mr J Fox ? Was wondering as I was just watching Back To The Future at the moment as its Back To The Future day
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    Bill Turnbull

    Dunno saw an advert for it as I was flicking through the channels last night
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    Thoughts and opinions on the death list 2019

    Any stats on the slot with the most deaths ?
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