Tempus Fugit

Do They Know It's Christmas? I hate that fucking song, the lyrics are utter shite, the underlying sentiment is sickening. A song that only idiots can enjoy.

Ant & Dec sucking on that royal cock, I bet they swallowed. I expect those two talentless cunts will soon get Knighthoods.

Regional bbc pages (England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland) will no longer count as legit UK obits, so the above examples would not qualify, although the latter almost certainly got a legit obit elsewhere. UK overall however would, such as this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33082773 Fair enough, you can legitimately describe Northern Ireland as a region, but England, Scotland and Wales! They are countries, to describe them as regions is retarded. OK they are not regions. Northern Ireland is a province, Wales a principality. And you are and always have been a snide, misanthropic cunt of no use or ornament to this forum...Now piss off. Fair comment, banged to rights guv.

Regional bbc pages (England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland) will no longer count as legit UK obits, so the above examples would not qualify, although the latter almost certainly got a legit obit elsewhere. UK overall however would, such as this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33082773 Fair enough, you can legitimately describe Northern Ireland as a region, but England, Scotland and Wales! They are countries, to describe them as regions is retarded.

I grew up watching Brian Cant on Play School & Play Away, and listening to his narration on Trumpton, Camberwick Green & Chigley. The man is a legend, if there were any justice he'd have a knighthood, but no he doesn't even have a poxy MBE. The fucking honours system is a joke.

Dear Sir/Madam, I wish to complain that my life has not panned out the way I would've hoped for. This really isn't acceptable, and as such I will require compensation. Please send a case of rum,whisky or bourbon to: Mr T. Fugit, 1 Maudlin Avenue, Little Drunkington-on-the-Green.

Wow you thick cunt. Guess thats a no Phantom? Guess you wouldn't even be up for a fight next time you're here, after you openly expressed how funny you thought my imagined school beatings were? We know who the real "big man" is here don't we! Is this group therapy?

Why don't you two faggots just stop with all the verbal foreplay and meetup and do the deed. The sexual tension is becoming embarrassing for the rest of us.

Fuck the Halibuts, fuck the Jews and fuck the Christians. Donald Trump is a Zionist Shill, Hillary Clinton is an establishment puppet. If either of these loathsome fucktards is elected President then we're all in trouble.

Mine was Jeb Bush at 76% then Huckabee 71% followed by Rubio at 70%

The Bone Clocks by David Mitchell. http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/sep/07/bone-clocks-review-david-mitchell-lot-of-fun-booker

The arrest was pure window dressing, this lady will never be put before a UK court. Too many people of power & influence would suffer embarrassment.

My cooker dates from 1969, still going strong. All the ring elements have been replaced, I did it myself bought them on ebay for £8 each. The oven and grill elements are original and still going strong. Modern appliances are shit by comparison.

What part of your oven has conked out? If it's just the oven or grill element then these can usually be purchased for little cost and easily installed.

Inspector Morse author Colin Dexter.

Economic migrants from the EU, fuck off back to your own countries. Let's pass a law that says only English can be spoken in public places, I'm sick of hearing all the foreign language jibber jabber.

Sorry but there ARE areas of this country that HAVE been turned over to people who are socially and culturally 'alien' to the indigenous of this country, to say otherwise would be taking the Ostrich option. The reality is that all those Poles, Latvians, Lithuanians and the like will, as the Poles and Italians did generations back, completely assimilate into our society while retaining a pride for their heritage. Unfortunately, generations later, we still have Asians who have done fuck all to achieve that and never will. Sharia Law certainly exists in their communities as does other things that really shouldn't be done at all. Its fucking stupid not to consider the faint possibility that those we now seek to embrace and bring to our little Island wont necessarily love us, wont want to embrace a western culture and will expect us to fit around them. Mudslime, mudslime gotta love the mudslime. To not love the mudslime is a hate crime dontcha know. Muhammad was a pig fucker and a pedo, Oh no I've committed a hate crime against our mudslime friends.

I agree, he's a fucking drunk who spouts invective.

Are you a supporter of another party by any chance? Any party is preferable to the Cuntservatives. At least now Labour is led by a socialist and has been taken back from Blair's bunch of bastards.

That either means you've seen very few other films or you're a fucking retard I'm prepared to be charitable and assume you've seen few other films. nah I've seen tons of movies and I still love inside out but hey I bet since I like inside out I am magically a moron in fact how do I even type. I bet all the people that like it too like Oliver Sachs who worked on inside to make it accurate or all those critics that include Steven Spielberg are as well It's a piece of cynical corporate crap whose primary purpose is to maximise income streams via licensing agreements. I will admit, it's very cleverly packaged and designed to appeal to the widest possible demographic. Ultimately it's a soulless, cold exercise of merchandising.

That either means you've seen very few other films or you're a fucking retard I'm prepared to be charitable and assume you've seen few other films.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3glhy2V12ME Takes a man with real balls to sing like this.

Violence is the answer.

Which project? The War-lock project. It locks the US and UK into endless wars against various nebulous 'terrorist' foes, and usefully keeps the sheeple distracted whilst they are being fleeced.

Oh good grief a football analogy. Why are Netherlanders so utterly mundane. I blame the featureless flat landscape.