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    Can't fucking stand mudslimes or the fucking Jews. Nuke the Middle East I say.

    why,in the end aren't they all people too?

     

    Yes they are, fucking annoying ones.

     

    Erm.... have you looked at a map lately? Israel's fucking tiny, compared to the masses of Islamic countries yet their whole lives revolve around complaining about it.

     

     

    But guess who certain people like to accuse of "whining" or "exaggerating stuff" instead.... - me loolololololoolo. Fucktards.

     

    Sure Israel's tiny but the influence of Jews on world finance and politics is out of all proportion to their worldwide numbers. Yet they are all to quick to whine about anti-Semitism.

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    I actually feel for his wife and the people that love him.

    Watching somebody you love dying is beyond horrific.

    We're all dying, just some of us are heading for the exit more quickly than others.

     

    I don't love Billy Connolly, so all I feel is indifference.

  6. Posted

    There is a certain black comedic delight that Billy Connolly is dying from Parkinson's disease, when it was Parkinson's TV talk show that made his name and brought him to a wider audience.

     

    The universe does appear to have a sense of humour.

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    Toasters,

     

    why in this age of incredible scientific innovation does it appear impossible to find a toaster that evenly toasts a piece of bread.

     

    I've tried numerous different toasters, but I've yet to find one that gives a nice even browning of the bread, you either get completely burnt, completely underdone, or burnt in parts & underdone on the rest of the slice.

     

    Only when this problem is solved can we truly claim to be living in a golden age.

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  10. Posted

    There is no song I cannot go the rest of my life without hearing.

     

    I seldom play music, mostly I only listen to music on the TV in David Bowie tribute type programmes or old Top of The Pops on BBC4

     

    The reason being is, I have damaged hearing, and any loud noise causes a severe crackling sound in my right ear.

     

    I damaged my hearing by firing a pistol in a confined space. All those TV shows and movies that show people firing pistols and the sound is tolerable are utter shite.

  12. Posted

    When I told to my father that Alan Rickman had died, his reply was, Who?

     

    His knowledge of pop culture ceased around 1966.

     

    When I mentioned David Bowie had died his reply was "His name sounds vaguely familiar, was he an author?"

     

    Just goes to show that what is a significant death for some is utterly irrelevant to others

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    Personally I think TMIB should charge a £2 entry fee per team, this would weed out the time wasters and give him a bit of cash to help pay the website bills.

     

    Maybe use a small amount of the fees to offer a prize to the winner.

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    Regarding qualifying obits, I welcome the streamlining of the sources.

     

    May I ask for clarification please?

    bbc.co.uk/news/uk (that's UK in general, not it's component parts - Scotland, Wales, NI etc)

     

    I was wondering why "etc" was used instead of the word "England" ?

     

    Would I be correct in assuming that, as of next year, obits such as THIS one would not qualify?

     

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-35190414

     

    And accordingly, I assume that obits such as THIS one would equally not qualify?

     

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34106225

     

    I look forward to the clarification.

     

    Thanks for all of the hard work .

     

    Regional bbc pages (England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland) will no longer count as legit UK obits, so the above examples would not qualify, although the latter almost certainly got a legit obit elsewhere. UK overall however would, such as this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33082773

     

    Fair enough, you can legitimately describe Northern Ireland as a region, but England, Scotland and Wales! They are countries, to describe them as regions is retarded.

     

    OK they are not regions. Northern Ireland is a province, Wales a principality. And you are and always have been a snide, misanthropic cunt of no use or ornament to this forum...Now piss off.

     

    Fair comment, banged to rights guv.

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  17. Posted

     

    Regarding qualifying obits, I welcome the streamlining of the sources.

     

    May I ask for clarification please?

    bbc.co.uk/news/uk (that's UK in general, not it's component parts - Scotland, Wales, NI etc)

     

    I was wondering why "etc" was used instead of the word "England" ?

     

    Would I be correct in assuming that, as of next year, obits such as THIS one would not qualify?

     

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-35190414

     

    And accordingly, I assume that obits such as THIS one would equally not qualify?

     

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-34106225

     

    I look forward to the clarification.

     

    Thanks for all of the hard work .

     

    Regional bbc pages (England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland) will no longer count as legit UK obits, so the above examples would not qualify, although the latter almost certainly got a legit obit elsewhere. UK overall however would, such as this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33082773

     

    Fair enough, you can legitimately describe Northern Ireland as a region, but England, Scotland and Wales! They are countries, to describe them as regions is retarded.

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    I grew up watching Brian Cant on Play School & Play Away, and listening to his narration on Trumpton, Camberwick Green & Chigley.

     

    The man is a legend, if there were any justice he'd have a knighthood, but no he doesn't even have a poxy MBE. The fucking honours system is a joke.

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  20. Posted

    Dear Sir/Madam,

     

    I wish to complain that my life has not panned out the way I would've hoped for.

     

    This really isn't acceptable, and as such I will require compensation.

     

    Please send a case of rum,whisky or bourbon to:

     

    Mr T. Fugit,

    1 Maudlin Avenue,

    Little Drunkington-on-the-Green.

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  21. Posted

     

    Why don't you two faggots just stop with all the verbal foreplay and meetup and do the deed. The sexual tension is becoming embarrassing for the rest of us.

    Wow you thick cunt.

     

    Guess thats a no Phantom? Guess you wouldn't even be up for a fight next time you're here, after you openly expressed how funny you thought my imagined school beatings were?

    We know who the real "big man" is here don't we!

     

    Is this group therapy?

     

     

     

     

  23. Posted

    Fuck the Halibuts, fuck the Jews and fuck the Christians.

     

    Donald Trump is a Zionist Shill, Hillary Clinton is an establishment puppet.

     

    If either of these loathsome fucktards is elected President then we're all in trouble.

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