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And there was me thinking you were just another fool that can't spell. I'd have thought you'd at least have taken the time to spell the names on your list in your sig correctly, even if you can't be arsed posting correctly.

That depends on whether you keep posting here or not.

Dear Dismayed, I can't vouch for anyone else posting in the thread, but I can categorically say that mine are all my own work. If other people on other fora have come up with the same as mine, then all I can say is that they're a sick bunch that need to get their heads read.

I can assure you that Maggie Thatcher bashing is based largely on the way she decimated whole communities. They are not politically or racially motivated hate speech parroting right-wing propaganda. They are comments based on years of hardship, unemployment and social & infrastructure destruction as a direct consequence of her policies. For a high school kid to compare right-wing dislike and mistrust of a recently elected President to the huge, very real and devastating historical impact Thatcher had on Britain highlights your total lack of comprehension of what you are talking about. If Obama's policies financially and socially devastate something like 40 of the 50 US states, run down infrastructure everywhere, ensure that cities like Chicago, Detroit, Austin, etc. have 40-50% unemployment, destroy the manufacturing capability of the country, take the USA a huge number of pegs down in the world economy and influence, if there are riots in the streets, strikes, mass unemployment -- then maybe, just maybe, your comment might be justified. That, son, is why there is somewhat of a difference between a throwaway racial/political hate comment like yours, and the genuine disgust of a large portion of the British population.

I believe there's a porn movie that came out with that title. Gorillas in the Mist meets Nazi Germany in Saving Primate Ryan. Johann Sebastian and his Delorean, ensure the electric harpsicord takes its rightful place in rock and roll in Bach to the Future. John Candy defies the odds at the Winter Olympics, training a team of elite Welsh miners and their pit pony to bobsled in Coal Runnings.

Which means you either came from a big cunt, or were born of blood, knife and drugs. Neither of which would serve to describe most people, nor Obama.

Dog moustaches. Brilliant. The more I look, the more I laugh.

Children continue being persecuted in Vulgaria when Caractacus Potts and Truly Scrumptious suffer car problems in Shitty Chitty Bang Bang Witness the next stage of human evolution as a large ensemble cast discover they are different from everyone else, in the made-for-TV series, Herpes In post-apocalypse Outback Australia, witness feral cats at their worst in Mad Manx An extraterrestrial organism wreaks havoc and involuntary bowel movements in The Andromeda Stain Robert Heinlein's Science fiction book-come-movie about parasitic mid-controlling aliens The Muppet Masters flops at the box office.

On the 007 theme... Sean Connery gives it the Midas touch in Goldminger and follows it up with with a loud performance in Thunderballs Roger Moore learns a harsh lesson -- don't eat yellow snow and never accept a drink from The Man with the Golden Gin Teaming up and getting racy with Oliver Reid, Roger Moore bares all in For Your Eyes, Olly Pierce Brosnan's favourite restaurant is fully booked in Dine Another Day and Daniel Craig goes geek chic with Casio Royale

Rick Moranis finds himself on child molestation charges, after admitting to a moderator, Honez, I blew up the Kid. Jive-talkin' street kid goes on a balloon adventure with an old dude in 'Sup? Plenty of music in the Disney-animated Jingle Book. The tragic story of a huge iceberg terribly scarred after being attacked by a ship in Titan Ice. Supermarionation meets the big screen when John Major stars in Toy Tory.

Tsk, tsk. Two letters changed there I believe, unlike... Simpleton finds happiness in Zed's basement in Forest Gimp. Darth Vader gives it to the Rebel Alliance up the dark side in The Empire Strokes Back.

Roy Scheider gives Jessica Lange something to sing and dance about with All that Jizz. Singing cowboys aplenty in Oklahomo! Hollywood learns to spell properly in Pearl Harbour.

This is good fun. Just thought of another couple when I was hoovering. George Clooney gets more than he bargained for in Men that stare at Goatse. Nichaolas Cage plays an easily excitable car enthusiast in Bone in 60 Seconds. Snow White finds herself in a sticky situation, in Snow White and the Semen Dwarves. Christopher Lambert goes all Rocky Horror in Thighlander. Donald Duck revives his flagging career in The Quack and the Dead. HRH, The Queen stars in One with the Wind, and the riveting sequel, Enema of The State. Jessica Simpson gets it on (and off) in The Dikes of Hazzard.

A tale of a rather innocuous tour of duty in Vietnam: Apocalypse Not The story of where it all started to terribly wrong for the Rebel Alliance: Star Wars: A New Dope Also, Michael Flately's semi autobiographical Riverdunce Inspector Clouseau experiments with cross dressing in The Pink Panter Irvin Welsh's commentary on the damage class A Drugs wreak, in Brainspotting.

This is just a hunch, but pressing the 'new topic' button might be a start. I fear we may have a new twat on the block. I fear you may be right. I hope he does discover how to create a new topic, maybe then he'll stop resurrecting topics from 6 years ago! According to his profile he's 65 years old. Methinks he's misplaced a decimal point. Ah, Methusela, I've been waiting so long for you. Now where's my sword? There can be only one.

Don't feel bad. People are laughing at me becauuse I thought Dennis Hopper was dead and then it turned out he has terminal cancer so now I have the last laugh. When things like this happen I have a cup of hot cocoa and listen to soothing music. I think you may be premature about it's you who'll be having the last laugh. You'll find (have a look through the Dennis Hopper thread for the dates) we're all pretty much on top of the fact that he's terminally ill, and have been for quite some time. So none of this is earth-shattering news to any of us. That's why he's in lots of Dead Pool teams, which were decided on and submitted before the start of the year.