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I see from the Calendar that today has been designated as Talk like a Scotsman day. So let's hear your renditions, jokes and impressions of all things Scottish.

HEY Windy Sorry my man been kinda out of touch lately... seems i forgot yet another birthday... dammit yup YOURS lol Anyhoo I hope you had a good one and if not ..Why the hell not Chocolate cake ??? Hmmm all the best anyway my friend...keep on rockin' ok man TC LUV ya scsi

When you go to bed at night and forget to shut down your computer, either through lack of sleep or "pished oot yer nut".... It's 3 AM, do you know where your icons are and what they are doing? I really think you ought to know ! http://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm

The Vid Britney NEVER wanted us to see Enjoy

Hey Sweet Bou Happy Belated Birthday my dear...Sorry I didn't get here in time..but I still luv's ya anyway You could always have a Scottish birthday you know, which is basically Start on Thursday End on Sunday ..hehe All I ask is that ye don't grab too hard on said nearest set of curtains..or God Forbid have to rescue someone from the Lawnmower in the Bathroom..hahahah aww the best Bou scsi P.S. I gotta run I think I just heard my Lawnmower firing up..(cough, cough..sheesh) !!!! I can't see me baffroom for clouds of smoke..HELP !!!! LOL

So... another year older Hanz hmmm LOL Don't worry about the number I can't even remember mine, and it's not through choice I think the Altz is setting in.............where am I anyway.... ohh yeah that's right...have a cool birthday Hanz...don't get too drunk now...NO Wait, that's not right...ohh yeah do Get too drunk !!! hehehe Have fun Regards Fred

...and did you all forget where a Pirate goes to get fit ???? GYM Laad...Arrrr sheesh the smiley is as bad as that joke...hey WB MH ltns my friend been on the high sea's plundering then ...hehehe cheers Guybrush Threepwood Mighty Pirate...(please see Monkey Island if yer confused) else shake tha..OOps Gieeze that booty

Ohhh and ehhh..STTG How come you got a pic of oor Wedding cake there BTW...hahahha nice one sweetie regards Hope ya saved me some...(Da Bear) !!!

HAHAHA and on page 40 of the Birthday thread ..lol (uncanny) I gotta put up emmmm happy (Pfffft) 40th Birthday my sweet. isn't it strange tho that now you SOoooo agree that life begins at 40..MUhhahahahaha ahhh revenge is sweet...hahahah lol -slurp- scsi

lol hahaha Dashtastic

"There are more things in Heaven & Earth, than are dreamt of in your philosophy" As once having been trained in a developing circle to become a meduim I feel kinda amazed that some people cannot comprehend of their being a surving human personality after death ! yours totally Spooky DA Bear

Hey Windy....hahaha lol I saw you were the one who reached the DL 100,000th Post...why am I not surprised it had to be you hahaha Must have been hell tho sitting up waiting for 99,999 so ye could boost on and get than one in..hahahaha too funny good one my man regards scuzzy

Hey Birfday kidzzz I just wanna wish a belated (yeah I know late as usual) very happy birthday to CO (God bless yer hangover ) and also my good friend HCW (Jet lag !!!! ye mean a lil too many whisky's don't ya ??? uh huh ...I've used lots of excuses like that too Pffft) LOL aww ra best guys regards Better late than never scsi (smarter than the average Bear !!! )

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1). Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2). There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3). There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4). Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5). Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6). We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7). The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8). David slew Goliath; he did not kick the sh*t out of him. 9). When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass. 10). We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.” 11). When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”. 12). The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”. 13). The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14). Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s. regards scsi

Three Reasons why a Father should never go shopping for baby Clothes !! regards scsi

Seeing as my Avitar is permanently Tattoo'd on my left arm does that mean that I can have a body part as everlasting Memorabilia...man won't that be something to tell the Grandkids.. ...ahhh I remember when me and yer Maw attended the 1st DL Con way back in ......(insessant ramble..gettin' all misty eyed & twat like !). regards scsi

A good option for the DL Con1 may possibly be this..... Interested parties please study this It will come in handy...trust me..no Honestly...Muuuhahahahahaha enjoy P.S. Please use this in company for best resluts scsi

Happy Birthday Windy My Man !! regards scsi

hahaha MPFC Hey we were so cold here we decided to go over to Glasgow Airport for a heat !!!

Hey many thanks for the Birthday kudo's great to know you're all approving of me getting closer to Death..hahaha Now if I could just remember anything that I did last night that would be good no, no it's wasn't the senility kicking in.... I'd raise a glass to you all but right at this moment that's the last thing I could do...sheesh Still half scooped !! thanks scsi

Who says Eskimo's know all there is to know about Fishing !!! Fishing

Mucho Crongrats Bou, Mr Bou and of course "Lil' Bou" May your days have Song, your bleach be strong, and your sleep Long..tho I doubt it somehow... All my best wishes, I'm having a wee Whisky to you all regards & Respects scsio McBeario

HAHAHA Nice One MPFC I appreciated that one Anyhoo here's a wee one from my neck of the woods ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The scene is a Glasgow court and a witness (a ned) is being questioned by a rather plummy mouthed Advocate Depute (AD) AD "You say you went to your friend's house that night. Why did you go there?" WITNESS "Tae get a tap." AD "Is your friend a plumber?" WITNESS "Naw." AD "Are you a plumber?" WITNESS "Naw." The witness is a bit bewildered by this line of questioning and the AD realises it, but notices that the court police officer is rubbing his fingers of one hand together in the universal gesture of money. Daylight apparently dawns on the AD and he changes his line of questioning accordingly. AD "So you went to the house to borrow money?" WITNESS "Naw." AD "Ah. You went to the house to lend money?" WITNESS "Naw." In exasperation the AD says, "You told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap. What kind of a tap was it?" WITNESS "A Sellick tap."

Have a great Birthday NAP... Ohh and don't let us all down now and get Blootered AYE RIGHT as if !!!!! Cheers scsi

You old buggerz !!!! hahah j/k guys have a good one, best wishes and hope ye get what ya want, even if it's not what ya need for the coming year regards scsi (the bare arsed Bear)