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Posts posted by The Four Horsemen
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I always thought the fact that Yuri Gagarin died in a plane crash was a perfect example of irony........
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I can just see you now, wearing aforementioned underwear whilst gazing wistfully out to sea as the sun sets on BHB Towers - that's right, just a thong at twilight........
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They're those things made of sponge with a rough side for cleaning pots and pans........
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Brilliant - 6 user comments, 5 with spelling mistakes and poor grammar and 1 from a religious nutter!
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I always thought that peacefully having just watched Newcastle Utd win the league and cup double would be the best way to go but that scenario means I'm going to have to live forever...........
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As opposed to your previous hospital appointment which was cough cough, nurse.......
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I knew I should have bought shares in Pritt-Stik!
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I see you've adopted the necessary caveat with any Wiki story now, Iain - much more sensible!
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You say that to all the men..........
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He was never the same since his encounter with THRUSH........
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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
But Georgie Porgie had to pay
When he was caught by the CSA
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As far as I remember it stands for "I Kill You With Ninja" but perhaps the honourable member could confirm this?
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Or perhaps all those questions about the opposite sex brought your score down, Windsor!
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May I recommend a cold shower, BB?
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He is, and last I knew was on the nostalgia circuit for us children of the 70s..........
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Well, thanks awfully. It has meant that I've had to vie for the PC as my intended other is addicted to www.hitched.com - a scary site if ever there was one!
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Line up the jokes now, but I'm getting married in August.
I hope it'll be a stable relationship........
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That was another reason for my piking himSounds positively painful. Unless you mean you forced him to work in a travelling fair and sell lucky heather, of course........
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That article includes this quote
Rogers said the family is handling her death in a positive way."We look at it this way," he said. "She is spending eternity with our heavenly father."
Surely if their Heavenly Father was that keen he wouldn't have wanted to wait 115 years before meeting up??
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I noticed that Windsor is still burning away on your avatar, but I, unlike the Windsor on your avatar, will never fizzle out.
Fool!
Windsor, when did you last clear your cache?
That's not some euphemism I should be aware of, is it?
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Are you sure that a film called "Fellini's Donut" isn't one of those "special" films??
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Brilliant, five words and four of them were wrong and an added random letter for good measure. I doff my virtual hat in your general direction!
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Well thanks for that, er, anecdote. If you fail to remember anything else interesting make sure you stop by and let us know
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Well, Ariel Sharon's looking a fairly strong candidate for popping off this year......
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Tony Blair demonstrates invisible giant doughnut eating trick