Youwanticewiththat
-
Content Count
882 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
5
Posts posted by Youwanticewiththat
-
-
All I need now is the news that the Chuckle Brothers have been parachuted into Raqqa and my day will be complete. Oh well......
-
Burford T - I'd heartily recommend The Bridge. Two series on Netflix and BBC4 have the third series on at the mo (nab it from the start with catch up) - 'tis an delight.
-
Two more pics here:
http://www.telegraaf.nl/prive/article24859681.ece
A lot seems to depend on the lighting.
For a moment I read that as 'depend on the lightning'. What's the voltage required to keep him animated?
- 2
-
you've got to try and determine what to get people for christmas without offending them
I find that asking people what they would like works very well.
I have a few who claim they want nothing when asked... heaven forfend if you accede to their claims...
-
O Blessed Mary; it was worth it for the Hmm alone
-
Here Comes the Carnival (Sic)
- Kareem Abdul Jabbar
- Caroline Ahern (JOKER)
- Tommy Chong
- Bill Cosby
- Pete Doherty
- Kirk Douglas
- Michael J Fox
- Barry Gibb
- Billy Graham
- Valerie Harper
- Val Kilmer
- Gerald Kaufman
- Jerry Lewis
- Howard Marks
- Leslie Phillips
- Nancy Reagan
- Linda Ronstadt
- Chris Rea
- Robert Stigwood
- Zsa Zsa
Subs
Cher
Fidel Castro
Big Sean
-
Very sorry to read of your loss Phantom.
An attack on the tunnels would be pretty grim these days given the increase in traffic and their slow-moving nature - I wasn't aware of the IRA Blackwall attempt. Even an incendiary device would be ghastly, given the example of the various alpine tunnels.
- 2
-
She was wonderful in 'Personal Services'.
-
One of the tunnels - Blackwall or Dartford
-
He didn't do any promotional stuff for the SNP during the Indy Ref. Take that for what it's worth.
Mind you, that could be because he recognises "old", "frail" and "sex symbol" don't mix
I wish a few more would....
- 2
-
Mostly just following on suggestion from t'other thread Sir Cat; but there's been persistent rumours about his health this year and the wife's potential court case for fraud won't help.
-
The Anderson Tapes ...
-
Mine own dislike goes back to 'Press Gang' days. Knob then and Tumescent Knob now.
-
Slipping out of the other topic.... Steven Moffat.
- 1
-
Isn't it time Steven Moffat was consigned to Room 101?
*Switches Topic*
-
Why Mr Cat - did you install the CCTV at Casa Ice?
- 1
-
What the fuck is going down in Brussels?
Sprouting terrorism panic.
Well it is that time of year
- 4
-
Just heard that Keith Michell has died- what a great actor, he was fantastic as Henry VIII- not sure if this news is floating around somewhere else on the site-
Was watching that last night and was impressed how well it had passed the test of time, better than Wolf Hall in many ways.
- 1
-
Oh, it happens every Friday night in town centres across the UK, CA.
We are well used to see vomiting whales, resplendent in very short skirts and painted on eyebrows bringing up the evenings Jaegerbombs and kebab specials.
Us Brits are sheer class or summat.
Have you been stalking me?
Have shot myself in the foot in the last week. Last Thursday I went on a big night out with my friends and got rather hammered. I then drunkenly got with my flatmate.I have no idea why even though I was drunk as she is rather irritating although well meaning. Suffice to say she now thinks we are going out and I am figuring out how to give her the boot without hurting her feelings and also due to the fact she lives right next door. Awkward times ahead indeed !
Easy, just act like a massive asshole and she will dump you. When you say flatmate, do you actually live in the same flat and she just has the room next door to yours, or does she actually live next door? If it's the first, then this is piss easy, you just do things like get drunk and piss in her wardrobe, or leave porn DVDs in the player, or let her overhear you on the phone to all your other birds. If she lives next door, wait until she's home one night and then bang another bird really loudly up against your adjoining wall, while shouting 'THAT'S IT, AUNTY MARGARET, TAKE IT TO THE HILT IN YOUR BACK DOOR YOU FUCKING DIRTY OLD BITCH'. She will be kicking you in the bollocks and telling you to fuck off in no time.
Brilliant haha!Unfortunately she has turned out to be a bit like Glenn Close in Fatal attraction.At least I don`t have a rabbit:P She lives in the room next door but we share a kitchen.
Well that's even better - take some selfies of you shitting in a saucepan and wanking into her fromage frais, and post them on her Facebook wall. She will be running for the hills before you can say 'can I have one phone call to my brief please'
Sadly if she follows the FA model that shit in the saucepan will be turned into your next Bolognese and the Fromage Frais will be her face cream of choice.
- 1
-
I think that might make him my Brucie Bonus for 2016
-
Appeal launched, tabloid coverage and form-studying opportunities guaranteed.
Lost his appeal...in so many ways! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34843963
Even a Werther's Original wouldn't help these days.
-
Nasty discolouration on the back on his hand. Maybe onset of significant rejection and thus circulatory issues. Next year really could be his last.
He may have had a Cannula inserted into a vein in his hand to administer drugs, that can sometimes cause the bruising.
Or friction burns from a passionate wank recalling his days swinging with the Krankies
Thanks Mary I just spewed over my keyboard.
-
So when the Russians start bombing again will it be (cue the swelling strings) From Russia With Love....sorry..sorry..so very sorry
- 3
-
I wonder if his revelation will put an end to his hookers-and-blow parties. That seems to be the only thing that keeps him going.
Doubt it as he says he no longer tests positive..
That'll be the Tiger Blood
- 2
The Fights Between Phantom And Dr Zorders
in DeathList extra-curricular
Posted
Two quarts of chip fat and a very large bratwurst should sort it.