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    I caught the interview with Mr Proctor on Radio 4 this morning. Leon Britain came to mind, mayhap erroneously, when he suggested the difficulty resolving historic abuse cases, especially vis. Dolphin Square, as the alleged perpetrators were 'dying off'.

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    This may be controversial but I still think Gary Glitters contribution to the 1970s glam rock culture can never be taken away from him no matter what he may have dione since

    So 16 years is about right for those crimes alone. Think I might send him a Palm Olive gift pack.

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    I had severe chest pains recently after eating an entire bag of jelly beans in one go. I expect it was indigestion...

     

    It could have been a hypoglycemic episode, which is a good indicator of diabetes. Diabetes would massively increase your chances of going on to develop problems with your eyes, heart and kidneys as well as heightening the possibility of an eventual diagnosis of pancreatic cancer, which would lead to your almost certain death.

     

    You might as well end it all now, Guest :lol:

     

    You know damn fine I have diabetes so stop trying to scare me :rant:

     

    And they say laughter is the best medicine.....

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    Being a woman.

     

    having five years worth of hot flushes, hormonal madness and vaginal dryness.

    Am I a bad person for finding this post amusing?

     

    Solely because it was liked by "youwanticewiththat?"

     

    Please tell me you haven't just come out of the cinema after watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey' (or John Major's swatch book as it's known round here).

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    Alright. So Bobbi Kristina is going to be taken off of life support tomorrow to coincide with the anniversary of Whitney's death date. Our sources were telling me that the Brown family was conflicted but realized that it was for the best. Of course, Brown's lawyer denies this but we have sources from Whitney Houston's family telling us that it's true.

     

    Sincerely,

    Harvey Levin

    TMZ

     

    Note: This is an EXCLUSIVE briefing for the DeathList. I love reading the website when I'm not producing TMZ Live and TMZ on TV and I wanted you guys to have the inside scoop.

    So, Harvey, is Tom Cruise really gay or not?

    Not all earthlings dislike the anal probe.....

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    We didn't even get a video. Just one Biology lesson with lots of talking and occasional references to the text book. I think the assumption was that we knew it all already, based on the quality of the grafitti around the school...

    My secondary school was a Roman Catholic one, so sex ed was a touchy subject, after all sex was a sin. But the law demands time for it, so the biology teacher did his best on the technical bits. The task of teaching the personal and erotic sides of things was passed around by the teachers like a hot potato and eventually handed to the one who taught religous stuff. This red-faced young teacher swallowed his embarrasment and did the job quite well. He showed no videos (the biology teacher did) but he did, a bit hush-hush, explain homosexuality and contraception. He answered all awkward questions, as far as any word would come from his equally red-faced pupils. He showed how to use a condom with a candle he'd nicked from the chapel. Brave man.

     

    regards,

    Hein

     

    Now that's a real talent.

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    Glad we are getting some more "comedic" ones coming up again, like old uncle Jimmy - ... Glitter, Talbot.

    Was so shite watching Harris hobble his ancient arse into court every day on TV last year. He was the one that annoyed/depressed me most, something really terrible in that guy's half-dead eyes.

     

    On the Glitter front, I thought maybe the stress of it is catching up with him - here's the mugshot from today. Looking like he's gained weight.

     

    But then I realised before he used to just look like Yasser Arafat so fuck knows

     

    More like gaining ballast; I hear those showers are notoriously slippery. I wonder how many inmates will be paying a fiver to visit 'Uncle Gary' in his cell?

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    Demis is THE memory of the hot hot summer of 76.

    Even as a lad, I could not comprehend how this obese, monsterously hirsuite man in a fuggin Kaftan could have women lubricating their own flanges at 60 paces just by opening his mouth.

    Demis was the extreme heat, standpipes on the streets of North London, music so cosmopolitan, and the last summer of being just a primary school boy.

    Brilliant.

    Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not?

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    Here is my Aussie list for 2015

     

    Richie Benaud

    Norm "Sticks" Provan

    Stuart Wagstaff

    Arthur Morris

    David Malouf

    Darrell Eastlake

    Tom Uren

    Bob Hawke

    Judy Cassab

    Dame Beryl Beaurepaire

    Brian Henderson

    Elisabeth Kirkby (No. 96 Actress)

    Frank Sedgman

    Lou Richards

    Jeanne Little

    Bill Hayden

    Toni Lamond

    Lorrae Desmond

    Betty Cuthbert

    Karl Stefanovic

     

    Richie Benaud is immortal. He is made of 3 parts cheese to one part plastic.

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    Lard Bazaar, I don't like your remarks. I asked my girlfriend to move in because I love her and hope, eventually, to marry her. Not yet, though, she's only 21 and I'm 22. Does your bitterness about the fact that I'm in a loving relationship disguise the fact that you're not? Are you in a relationship? I love my girlfriend and she knows I love her. We never did that disgusting thing you mentioned - you don't need that in a sincere and meaningful relationship - that's something you do with one - night stands that you meet in sleazy pubs. I don't need one - night stands - like most young guys do.

     

    David, my young chum, I'm in a fairly good mood today. You haven't offended me - it's quite difficult to offend me. To answer your queries, yes, I'm in a relationship - happy most of the time, but, as happens to most grown ups I imagine, sometimes I can't stand the cunt and wish he would fuck off and die (as, I'm sure, he thinks about me sometimes too). As for blow jobs, I feel very sorry for you if you've never experienced one (of mine, at least) as I'm awesome at it, apparently. He says it's like a mixture of Valentino Rossi beating Casey Stoner at Laguna Seca in 2008, Gazza scoring against Scotland in 96, washed down with 12 cans of Blackthorn and a kebab. As you can imagine, all that happening in one evening would be as rare as rocking horse shit - as is me giving him a blow job nowadays.

     

    Of course, this conversation is all academic as you are a total wind-up merchant, but you're a fun one, so I'll play along :D

    Lardy you are a bona-fide legend.
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