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    1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

    Go back to being Z.

    You were much happier then.

    I wonder if that would work with The Black Dog?  Assign one of your 'personalities' to be the one with depression and then send it off into the ether so it nae troubles ya anymore.

    17 hours ago, charon said:

    Hope all well ywiwt

    I just wanted to thank you all for your good thoughts (not one of ya thought ask if he was obit-able..tsk..tsk slipping there ;) ).  Turns out he has familial hypercholesterolemia - a gene defect - which if the chuffing GP had followed up on when it was flagged up some time ago would in all likelihood meant he'd have dodged the gripper.  One to watch out for pooling and yer own personal safety if yer cholesterol looks iffy.  England's the only country of the uk which doesn't test for it routinely in peeps with elevated cholesterol... stay healthy kids - if not tip us the wink.

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    2 hours ago, gcreptile said:

    Thank you. So 69 club then....

     

    Didn't someone put him into a deadpool last year and had everyone guessing? Did that person know about the stroke?

    More he's an outlier for the Whipple Procedure but if he's able to get insurance for a tour....Michael Jackson got insurance for a tour...  nah keeping him on me list.  Hopefully he'll prove a veritable Clive Dunn for me.

     

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    On ‎29‎/‎08‎/‎2017 at 21:37, Sean said:

    Cheers for the support guys.Have had clinical depression for many years and seriously suspect my medication is not working.I will try to sort it out though as I start a new job next week so need to be in a better state than I am now.The horrible thing at the moment is those around me are unaware what is going on so assume I have stopped keeping on top of things through idleness which is not the case.It is easy for one to blame a lack of motivation on idleness.

    Depression is  great soggy grey soiled pants.  Hope you find better treatment (in all senses) Sean.

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    10 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

    He's knackered after 26 gigs in 12 countries, according to the news coverage. And the cancelled gigs are set to be rescheduled.

     

    So, heading our way but - in old school pop picker terminology - bubbling under the top 50

    And, allegedly, two years older than he acknowledges....

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    11 hours ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

    I've had an idea about a potential radio show:  "Celebrities Make Jam With DDT".   Basically, the format will be to find two celebrities - it doesn't really matter who - who then spend the next forty eight hours with me, without sleep, in a non stop session making industrial amounts of jam.  The highlights could then be condensed into a one hour show.  My thoughts were that as the celebrity gets more exhausted, they are likely to  become delirious and start spouting all sorts of nonsense, which might do wonders for their public profile.   In addition, the celebrities' increasing fatigue will enhance the risk of them sustaining burns or other injuries as they struggle to handle the boiling vats of sugar and fruit, which would make for great listening.    The winner will be the contestant who produces the most consistently high quality of jam.   As a prize, they can take the jam home with them.  

     

    For the pilot episode, I was thinking of inviting Taylor Swift and Nigel Farage to participate.   I quite like the idea of seeing how 'nice' Taylor would be as I asked how she really felt about Jay Z when she's gone nearly two days without sleep and is struggling to stir a massive amount of bramble jelly mix in a stifling hot kitchen.   Similarly, I feel that an equally tired Nigel would reveal his true self and scream at me to fuck off when I started to ask him about his near lethal plane crash, just at the point where he's trying to decant his latest batch of boiling liquid into sterilised jars.  Radio gold. :)

     

    It might be that some celebrities would turn down the opportunity to take part, but such is the need for media exposure these days, that there's bound to be hordes of willing participants desperate to get on the show.  I just thought I'd post my idea here, as if a similar programme ever starts, I want it on record that I thought of it first.  

    Hows about we just hop in the DL Time Machine, change the outcome of Farage's plane crash and just make jam from him?

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    On ‎17‎/‎08‎/‎2017 at 09:42, The Dead Cow said:

    Many of you curmudgeons may have noticed that it's that time of year when the godawful British media report A-level results day with a deliberate focus on the high-achievers in an attempt to make the average student feel like dirt.

     

    Well, whilst I'm not one of those high-achievers, I'm pleased to say that I did get into my university of choice, that is the University of Stirling, and will be studying Philosophy there over the course of the next four years.

     

    In the meantime, I can celebrate the opportunity of leaving my dull and uninspired life behind and making some friends and enjoying myself for a change. :champagne:

    So that's farewell DL then ;)

    Well done!

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