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MizzJacktheCat

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  1. Just before today's show they announced that O'Grady couldn't do today's show, instead they would be showing a repeat. I doubt anyone would have noticed, but before the previous programme they were still trailing the live programme, so it seems a bit of a sudden decision. Another heart attack maybe?


  2. My team isn't up yet, but I don't really expect any of them to die. Last year I had only one death, and that was pretty late on. I am so convinced of my bad luck that I have actually chosen my joker as the person I least want to die. I don't want him to die not because I like him particularly, but because I know that it will really piss off someone I know if they survive another year.


  3. Look at your own DNA.

     

    I got this from a "100 things to do before you die" booklet, free with New Scientist a couple of years back.

     

    Equipment: salt, a strong drink and some washing up liquid.

     

    "First get a sample of your own cells by swilling salty water vigorously around your mouth for half a minute. Spit it out into a small glass containing a teaspoon of washing up liquid diluted with three teaspoons of water. Give this a good stir for a few minutes so that the detergent can break open the cells and release the DNA.

     

    Then, very gently, pour a couple of teaspoons of ice-cold strong alcohol down the side of the glass. Gin works fine. If you are careful, it will form a separate layer on top of the spit-salt mix. Soon you'll see spindly white clumps forming in the alcohol"

     

    ...and that's your DNA!

     

    Or you could just drink the gin.


  4. What's in your fridge?

     

     

    8 bottles of wine

    3/4 bottle of vodka

    1/2 bottle Peach Schnapps

    6 mini cans of tonic water

    Bottle of lemon juice

    1 apple

    Feta

    Cheddar

    Stilton

    Parma Ham

    Out of date tub of pasta sauce

    Out of date cucumber

    Marmalade

    Brandy butter

    Bertolli


  5. STOP PRESS.......legendary australian painter Pro Hart has died.now that is a very significant death.Hes so famous hes to get a state funeral .I am shocked by this one.I t hought he'd go on forever.Hes almost as famous as the queen!

     

    Am I alone in never having heard of him? Almost as famous as the Queen? Are you kidding?

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