Dr. Zorders

LOL wow. An American centenarian Christian leader I had never heard of, weird. Here's the only pic I could find of him on Google image search

There's something fishy about this guest post...

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/apr/06/london-is-an-unfriendly-city A Guardian writer lays into a new campaign to get Londoners to "talk to each other".

Okay that's your interpretation of the "maths".. The bookies actually say a hung parliament is most likely. What I'm interested in is reasons to vote for Ed Miliband and there don't really seem to be any other than to get Cameron out. I wonder how many times people in the eighties said that Kinnock would win the next election when he used to have big leads in the polls and then he didn't. How can you be so confident when Miliband is down?

Er.......... I wish it could but no. They're not going to ditch him for something as small as this especially this close to an election. I hold hopes that they might get rid of the wankstain next year and replace him with Boris. But that'll probably only happen if they lose so it doesn't make too much difference anyway I guess.... and I have absolutely no fuckin' idea who will win the election. All Labour need to do to win the election is come up with some policies, to be frank that's just to sure up victory. There electoral constituency fiddling hasn't been reversed yet so will take care of the rest. Oh, come the fuck on Deathgray. Edward Milibland is a spluttering, spittle-flinging, lisping dweeboid who has the charisma of a fucking dead kipper. Okay, being a bit of a wet nerd didn't stop John Major becoming PM..... or winning his own election, even. But Ed is way worse. He makes Major look like Elvis Fucking Presley by comparison. And he's not even pledging to reverse the welfare cuts which obviously would be the biggest vote winner. As far as I can see Labour's most, erm, "eye-catching" policy going into 2015 seems to be..... the idea that the political parties will be funded by the taxpayer. Because the Labour party is such a fucking worthless shambles they can't even get the unions to bankroll it any more(!!). And how many people are going to want to vote for that? So... yeah the only reason why Ed is even in with a chance is because IDS, Osbourne and Cameron come across like escaped mid-level Nazis running a poverty-stricken South American country in the 1960s/70s and the leader of the opposition is traditionally seen as the "best chance" of ousting a sitting PM. But they don't even have a significant poll lead any more for fuck's sake. In fact I think Cameron might be ahead in some of them.

Er.......... I wish it could but no. They're not going to ditch him for something as small as this especially this close to an election. I hold hopes that they might get rid of the wankstain next year and replace him with Boris. But that'll probably only happen if they lose so it doesn't make too much difference anyway I guess.... and I have absolutely no fuckin' idea who will win the election.

Deaf Date? http://www.dailymail...ve-hearing.html Cilla Black, now 70, has an ear implant fitted. Thought the old bat was a lot older than that to be honest. P.S. Shouldn't there be a thread for crap British TV personalities like her? Or is there one I've just missed? Took me a while to remember she was actually a singer back in the 60s, I only knew her as an annoying person off the TV.

Aznavour dead! No wait it's Azamour, sorry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azamour Also note the article says... Yes I suppose if it's just died, euthanising it is just the most humane thing to do. Wouldn't want it needlessly suffering from all that deadness would we?

........actually yes that is more palatable than Deathray. Cheers.

He just co-addressed me with Deathray........ like we're equals for fucksake. Lucky I'm a lot more "thick-skinned" than my previous posts in this thread make me look or that would be a big bummer. I have never fucking heard of PBA btw and I thought I'd heard of all the trendy psychological bollocks. If you'd asked me I'd have said it's something 39-46 year old men drink while watching rugby union in the pub.

Even though the topic has now entirely changed to a different kind of bickering..... I'd like to apologise to all those who found my ranting unpleasant (except DPT himself). I'll try not to be quite as ranty and "unpleasant" or whatever, next time. But hey hopefully nobody will actually abuse their mod position in that way against me any time soon again so perhaps we won't have to worry about it. I can't help getting like this when someone tries to fuck me around. DDT if you don't "appreciate" being called silly don't do silly things because you wanted to use the delete button.

Hahah! I didn't even know where I was in 1994. Not because I wasn't old enough yet, but because 1994 was the year when my home town was hit by a roving band of sign thieves who stole all the "Welcome to"/"You are now entering..." signs.

I'm sorry but how else are bald 30 something men meant to make themselves feel better? Would you rather see them rocking a trilby?

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Since you called me childish, let's use the example of a classroom. You're basically saying charrers is allowed to express his admiration for the taliban out loud, but I'm only allowed to object by sending him private notes (i.e. "PMs" you suggested). So yes you are singling me out you unbearable prick.

I agree it was bad for me to call you a silly fuck, I should have just gone ahead and called you a cunt, why beat around the bush.

My posts don't require any "quality control" from DDT, thx muchly. What I choose to post to charon is my own fuckin business. And anyway if you really do like most of my posts why annoy me by deleting the few you don't, you silly fuck? Maybe you should be called DevonPowerTrip. No. What you choose to post to Charon becomes everyone else's business what it's splattered all over a public forum and as such it will be subject to moderation. Unless he were to object, you are of course welcome to use the PM facility to send whatever abuse you like in his direction. Your very childish reaction to me deleting a few of your more immature posts is most disappointing. I don't appreciate being addressed as a "silly fuck" by anyone and certainly not by you. Nevertheless, as you erroneously consider that I am singling you out personally for censorship, I will rise above your comment and leave it on public view. In any case, I believe that your post says more about you than it does about me. Have a nice weekend. Demented authoritarians have a long history of deeming anyone who disagrees with their anal bullshit as "childish" or even "mentally ill". I'm sure you are also a senior member of the "Stalin was a misunderstood genius" usergroup on Wiki....

Oh but it's not for us to decide what we want to read.

Do not read this if you are squeamish. Massive rat killed by pest control in Ireland. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2596975/Giant-rat-size-cat-cornered-killed-pest-control-Dublin-home-terrorising-family.html Good fuckin god..

Years? Doesn't belong in the 2014 thread then, does it. Nor does this Toastie but, to be fair, if the twathead guest had posted this link, which was on the same page, they would have had more cred!!! This is just utterly brilliant!!! http://www.dailymail...-make-rich.html LOL Mental! By the way, did they ever find that bloke's dick in Middlesbrough? Let's be honest, it's not fucking hard to find a dick in Middlesbrough. It's not hard to find a cunt either. Especially since I've heard tales that you see prostitutes on some Middlesbrough streets as early as 12PM.

That's your opinion. I don't feel like I was going round in circles. Even if I was I thought it was funny. Seriously, if you're saying charon is the North Korea of DL why are my posts being deleted instead of his? I realise you're not DDT so you can't answer that for him but you're basically taking his side. Wait, no-one can answer that anyway, because there is no reason why that should happen My posts don't require any "quality control" from DDT, thx muchly. What I choose to post to charon is my own fuckin business. And anyway if you really do like most of my posts why annoy me by deleting the few you don't, you silly fuck? Maybe you should be called DevonPowerTrip.

I'm thinking that maybe this "J. Doobie" is the stoned alter-ego of our regular guest "pal" Droosy?

The Deathlist Howto last night. And before that it was the "Life in Prison" thread about 3 or 4 weeks ago IIRC. It wasn't very nice. But then charon isn't very nice. So who gives a shit. If charon is the "North Korea of the DL forums" as LFN said, why am I not allowed to be the South Korea of the DL? Or even just some internet commenter pointing out how fat and ridiculous Kim Jong-Un is?

And an SNP member too..... Whichever person submitted the incredibly dull DDP theme team "Graveheart", which consists mostly of Scottish politicians and was created to "celebrate"/mark the Scottish independence referendum, didn't even include her........ At first when I saw that team (and the names Sean Connery and Billy Connolly) I thought it was going to be a team of elderly Scottish celebs just for laughs but instead they just went with a bunch of obscure MSPs most have never heard of and don't even stand much chance of dying.....