Dr. Zorders

That was good reading. Not just because of the celeb death drought but because of the hilarity of the article. I still can't believe Glenn Beck called his website The Blaze. Also she seemed to say she was actually looking forward to his death, made it sound like some sort of party or something. Fucking religious weirdos!

Yeah I agree, it's rather baffling why they would want to start a war over it. Oh wait, when you realise they're all complete cunting twatclowns and knuckle-drugging, floor-licking fucktarded chimps to a man, it doesn't seem so baffling after all.

Er...... yeah great point. That'll be of great comfort to me and millions of others as we all wipe the uranium dust off our clothes/faces.....

What was the matter, could people see Richard's dick?

What are you one of the guys off Deadliest Catch or something, or are you just a really incompetent lifeguard?

You didn't have to explain that one. And yet, the fact that you thought you did have to somehow makes it even worse. And also, if you want to start a pointless thread, why not just sign up.......

Is this the most Huffingtonpost-tastic Huffington Post headline ever? I seriously think so. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arlene-schindler-/cuddle-parties_b_4800176.html

On this day in 1998, J.T. Walsh, one of the finest (and usually most menacing and frightening) "that guy" character actors from film in the 80s and 90s, died age 53 from a heart attack. He was so good at playing scumbags, they even chose him to play the prosecuting lawyer in "Miracle on 34th Street" - the guy trying to put Santa Claus in the loony bin.......

Hopefully not. I mean, my initial reaction is to say "Why the fuck would they go to war over a mere country like Ukraine". But then Europe went to war in 1914 just because someone assassinated some cunt named Franz Ferdinand so who fucking knows....

Various sources? Are you telling us you have more than one asshole?

Michael Adebolajo and Michael Adebowale are due to be sentenced today. Although, I strongly suspect that the most frequent sentence that's going to come out of the judge's mouth during the day is "Wait..... which one of you fuckers is which again?"

I think Barbara will drop dead of shock some time in the next few months when a drunken George (the son) walks in and decides it's finally time to inform her that she's been living her whole married life with a surname that is strongly suggestive of the vaginal area.

Maybe those fucking annoying 118 people could do an advert with him. Like, those two "118 guys" giving him bedpan service or something.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chokwe_Lumumba Serving mayor of Jackson, Mississippi, dies in office aged 66. Cause of death unclear.

Can you post stuff like that somewhere else? This is meant to be for, like, news articles, blogs etc......... there's plenty of other threads on this forum where you could post that.

Sad, that's a bit young isn't it. RIP

Survived a concentration camp by playing the piano. So, tunes do help you breathe more easily, then. Oh, my coat! No, keep the coat off that was good. If anything, take something off you sexy.... er....... nevermind.

Makes health changes and gets in the best shape in years and develops cancer . An Alanis Morissette song is coming into my mind right now. Jagged Little Pill? No I don't think they give 'em pills, they get chemotherapy.

Well what do you expect, if you name your apocalypse after a shitty MMORPG, no-one's gonna take it seriously.

I actually voted for Carter. Just to be contrarian. Bush may be in a wheelchair but every time we see him he seems to have a smile as wide as the wealth gap....... Carter just seems as mildly morose as ever and might choke on an oversized peanut.

Is Mickey Rourke's ski instructor also Mickey Rourke's plastic surgeon? If so I think we can guess who killed him.

Does anyone else think we're "owed" a big one soon? Someone like Castro perhaps? Maybe it's just the wishful thinking that overtakes you when there's been a bit of a "dry spell", but.... Here's a reminder of what he looked like on a recent public appearance: Come on, I dare you to tell me he doesn't look like someone who's at the stage where he's banned his staff/nurses from wearing sandals because every time he hears someone walking in them he thinks it's the fucking Grim Reaper.

Google fucking "updating" Chrome when I never asked them to and changing shit around.

There are two. There is a Dickie Davis and two unlucky people picked him this year. Ha ha!